~ Pros ~
Almost 5K videos
~ Cons ~
❌ Very short videos
❌ Wack site design
❌ Very wack video quality
❌ Limited playback options and site features
❌ Lotsa censored content on an “uncensored” porn site
Care for uncensored Japanese porn? There’s a JAV site by the uninspiring name of NoPixelJaps which says they have enough of that to ensure we all will never see JAV pussy the same way again.
Dunno if I should believe their spiel, or if my time would be better spent seeing what new videos Bhad Bhabie has to encourage my wanking ministry with! Heard about that chick? I don’t really like her, but daydreaming about fucking her in the ass, before biting off her right nipple and spitting it down the street is what keeps me going these days!
Anyway, here’s my NoPixelJaps.com review. Read it and weep as a matter of course!
Whimpers From JAV Snatches
Anyone here got any cogent reason why in so many JAV videos the sluts act like they don’t want it and spend all their time wriggling around and whimpering like abused pets? Thankfully, the whole act stops as soon as the rhythm of the cock pounding their cunts to shreds picks up, and rather than trying to get away, they start moaning and spreading their legs wider to get as much sweet cock in them as their small snatches can allow! I really need help understanding this kind of 180 degree switch, because figuring out what makes them bitches spread it and beg for it more than they usually do is what I happen to love to bits!
As you might have noticed, I can talk about snatches all day long without missing a beat. Add JAV snatches into the equation and things get more rad and interesting for sure. Am I a snatch addict? Kinda. After all, it was the first home that I and you as well ever knew!
So, NoPixelJaps has a very uninteresting homepage. I had my ad-blocker on at the time of this review and without it, I am pretty sure that my PC screen would have been so full of ads that I would need a Bowie knife to scrape them off! The site design is nothing new and it is about as colorful as my asshole on a dark night. Black does duty as the background color and if you were expecting a Light Mode, then you need your head examined!
There’s a fancy site logo here and this could be the best thing I love about NoPixelJaps.com. A search bar is present too, but this is as basic as a kiss from an Amish teen on her period!
The main tabs are Upload, Bookmark, Register, Login, Videos, Newest, Random, Categories, Porn Games, Webcam Porn Site, Live Sex, and Hot Chat. The last 4 tabs are links to different cam sites and XXX sites and I don’t know why XXX sites like NoPixelJaps love to include tabs like these when any 10-year-old you stop on the street can recite offhand the names of at least 20 cam sites and porn sites!
Anal, Babe, Facial, Big Tits, Teen, and Threesome are among the categories on the categories page. The number of videos in each category is listed and Hairy seems to be the winner with 816 videos, followed by Creampie and Blowjob.
Now, registering here is free and means you can upload content, comment on stuff, and add videos to your list of favorites. The fuckers behind NoPixelJaps send a verification video to the email you used to register and all you gotta do is click on this and hope you still got that content of you boning a Japanese student behind the bar last year that you can upload!
Fine Lass, Sweet Puss!
With fine cunts, petite bodies, and even finer faces, Japanese women are blessed! I am still waiting for one of them to decide I am the love of her life and do the right thing! If you were to find one that looks like she might be a match for me, better let her know that her audition will consist of her sitting on my face for a weekend, with bathroom breaks every 12 hours!
Now, for a site that’s needlessly crowing about having more uncensored JAV smut than most other sites in the business, NoPixelJaps disappoints. For one, there aren’t any Censored and Uncensored tabs that can be easily used to sort through the two kinds of content. And secondly, the update frequency is so wack it makes my balls ache! The last video on the site was uploaded 29 days ago, while the other two most recent videos were uploaded 96 and 98 days ago.
Also, videos are considerably less than HD in quality and non-user adjustable. Even worse, videos tend to be a few minutes long, rather than the hours-long marathons I was expecting. Additionally, there are 130 pages of content in total here, translating to less than 5K videos.
Here are some sample titles- Two Hard Dicks For Asian Amateur Teen, Pretty Japanese Teen Alone In The Office, Two Chicks Giving Head, JAV Teen Shinkawa Loves Doggy Style Sex, and 18-Year-Old Japanese Creampie. I had a look at all these videos, but the Shinkawa doggy style video was of a different level. It is just 10 minutes long and opens with the chick bent over on a bed, and what a perfect bubble butt she had!
First, she got finger-fucked, before being drilled by a hairy dick. She moaned a lot, seemed to love the attention her snatch was getting, and looked awesome. But from her arch game, it is easy to see she’s no professional that will set this world afire anytime this century! But Shinkawa sure is cute and had the cutest set of little titties I have seen in a while!
What I Think Of NoPixelJaps
NoPixelJaps has a stupid site name and content that seems to have been downloaded from a 90’s era CD player. I can’t find something nice to say about this site and it simply is not worth it in any way, shape, or form.