~ Pros ~
Clean site design
User options galore
Escorts are lit in the main
35 pages of trans, male and female sexperts and cock suckers
~ Cons ~
❌ Some unverified premium sluts
You only get to live once, in this world at least and that’s why it is important that you live the kind of life that every age-legal cunt within a hundred miles of your humble abode can vividly remember! That’s right, show them pussies how tough the world can be when a cock is in them so fast they don’t have time to get wet and have to spend precious seconds flapping around for help! Yeah, fuck your way through life and make sure that every naughty cunt in existence has experienced pulsing detonations from your boner at least once in its life!
And while we are on the subject of cunts, boners, and existence, there’s an Australian escort site selling love, fun, laughter, and cumming release. The site in question goes by the lovely name of NaughtyAds.com.au and here is my NaughtyAds.com.au review for all you dedicated cock throttlers to read, learn from and weep for!
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There are 35 pages of escort Australia profiles on NaughtyAds.com.au and the rates charged are listed on each. These rates vary from AUD 100 per hour to AUD 2,000 per hour and given that the escorts on the site are premium and verified, there shouldn’t any escort charging below AUD 100 per hour, not unless her cunt is a garbage can full of the spoiled food you threw out last week from your fridge!
Now, Pretty Hotty Roxy is first in this section and by Jove, she’s hotter than a shipload of chili peppers being fried in a vat the size of California! Roxy is the model type and is a bewitching beauty with curves aplenty, eyes that make you weak at the knees and super-hard at the groin area, and one of those small but pert booties you can spend all day dreaming about pulling to yourself and plugging up with your meat!
This 21-year-old Sydney resident with C-cup tits charges AUD 150, AUD 200, and AUD 250 for 30 minutes, 45 minutes, and 60 minutes of her time respectively and her profile was empty about the kind of stuff you can do to her for that kind of money. In USD, the rates listed according to the latest exchange rate translate to $99, $132.8, and $166 respectively.
Up next is Milana, a Ukrainian beauty with F-cup jugs. She is uncommonly beautiful, 24 years old, bisexual, curvy to the bone, and leggier than a daddy longlegs with verified daddy issues! Milana is into BDSM and role play, happy-ending massages, affectionate cuddling, spanking, ball-busting, booty worship, and getting fucked to the gills in an MMF threesome! Her hourly rate stands at AUD 2,000 and that’s $1,328 American smackeroos.
Skylar Rose is yet another supremely cock-erecting European beauty who has put a high price on her holes. She lives in Perth, wears size 10 dresses, has C-cup tits that are too hard-looking and perfect to be natural, and is of slim, toned, and curvy construction. There’s no word on her profile about the nasty things she’s willing to do in the sack, but she charges AUD 600 per hour and that’s $398 in American money.
Now, rates here are highly variable. Hourly fucks can cost AUD 100 to AUD 2,000, but there are some chicks here that will take AUD 200 or less for a 15-minute quickie. Needless to say, prices charged on this escort's Australia site are more than you will find in the states. But the escorts on NaughtyAds are premium in the main and that accounts for the steep prices you are seeing. So, I would say that the prices here are high, but not all that much higher than most high-end American escorts in the states.
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Well, as regards cunt searching and finding, I would say that NaughtyAds.com.au is better than most. There is a moving slideshow of escorts right atop the homepage and most of the homepage real estate is filled with escort profile thumbnails. So, you can just go to this site and start checking out the different escorts, without needing to click this or that before escorts are presented for your perusal.
And best of all, there are plenty of sorting options here. The main ones are at the top middle of the homepage, with the first option letting you check out female escorts, male escorts, trans escorts, BDSM stars, strippers, adult jobs, escort blogs, and more. The next option also has a search menu and with this, you can look for escorts all over the many Australian cities. As for the third main option, this allows escort filtering by category, place, price, location, ethnicity, body type, hair color, and sex. Yeah, there are male and trans escorts here and the latter filtering option makes it much easier to get to their profiles and see the kind of dicks they want you to suck or intend to shoot up your backside!
Now, both escort profile thumbnails and profiles themselves are very detailed. There is a problem though in that while almost every escort here has the Premium tag attached, that does not necessarily mean that their pictures are verified. Exactly how premium escorts do not have verified pictures is something I will need the CIA to explain to me in a 10-volume work! But suffice it to say that if premium escorts on this Australian escort site do not have verified images, that means their premium classification is suspect.
As for quality, the cunts here, as well as the male fuckers and trans chicks with impressive artillery pieces all look better than average. Yeah, their quality is better than most, but an announcement like this does not mean the site admin is free to throw a celebratory party and not suck my dick beforehand!
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NaughtyAds.com.au has a simple and clear design, and it bears repeating that there’s a slideshow at the top of the homepage that is a big-time attention-getter if ever there was any. Escorts advertised on this slideshow mostly have the Premium classification and I guess that means fucking them would be like betting ten thousand smackeroos on Saudi Arabia to score two goals against Argentina in the ongoing world cup and winning the bet, along with enough money to get a spanking new Range Rover!
Now, there are sign-in and login tabs at the top right of the homepage and you can register for free, with that granting you the right to read reviews on escort profiles left by other wankers, bookmark your favorite escort listings, write escort reviews, and more. Apart from the free membership, there’s also a VIP membership plan that will set you back AUD 9.95 monthly and give you hardcore privileges. That said, to successfully register as an advertiser or punter on this escorts Australia site, you need either an Australian or New Zealand mobile number, because them fuckers who run this site will send a verification code to that number.
The last of the user options you fuckers need to note is the dark and light mode switch on the option on the far left. Tap this and turn day to night and vice verse at speed.
Ads are not present on NaughtyAds and escort profiles seem to be updated daily. There’s some spam though.
What I Think About NaughtyAds
This site has a name that licks your asshole softly enough for you to like it and ask for more. Plus it is feature-packed enough for a eunuch to beg for his left leg to be amputated and stapled to his groin!
NaughtyAds is all that a serious escort site should be and any of you that won’t bookmark it need the kind of brain reset that only a cupful of fresh teen thot jism poured down your gullet can do!
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