MyRetroTube

MyRetroTube.com

Going retro can be one of the sweetest things ever, especially for the nasty minded among us! Retro or vintage porn, for example, can give you a glimpse of life back when things were simpler, the girls prettier and so very much open to having you give their pussy a sweet licking whenever you are feeling hungry!

Retro porn differs from more modern porn in that it lacks the fancy nature of the latter. Such porn is simpler, oft longer, and can be sweeter than any home-baked apple pie your mama took out of the oven!

MyRetroTube.com is a tube porn site that focuses on retro and vintage smut. We have been looking into it for a while and just recently completed a review of it. Here is it!

Retro and Still Horny!

    No retro XXX site that we know of has a slick and modern-looking homepage and MyRetroTube appears set to continue that tradition! The homepage here is a simple affair and has a brownish background color that reminds us of shit or a shit house! Oh well!

There’s a long list of language options at the far left of the page and this is much appreciated. A search bar is present too, plus All New and All Popular tabs. The latter two fill up the homepage screen with the newest or most popular porn, so have a click at these as the spirit commands.

The top section of the MyRetroTube homepage also has some XXX site links. We were not prepared to click on these and waste our precious data.

The homepage itself is nearly filled up with category thumbnails. Tags indicate the number of vids in each thumbnail.

The category is quite broad and includes Vintage, Gay, Lesbian, Greek, Squirt, Blonde, Office, Teen, Mom, Amateur, Anal and Hairy. All possible porn categories arranged alphabetically are listed on the page bottom, together with a hundred or so XXX sites where fappers can no doubt find cumming relief.

Retro Pussy Games

    We have always been suckers for nipples and so searched for the Nipples category in this retro porn site. We were rewarded at last, with this category having no less than 1,725 vids of some of the longest and suckable nipples the world has ever sucked up to!

Sample titles here include Cute Tits, Vintage Hairy Red-Haired Enormous Nipples, Amateur Girl With Gigantic Nipples, Retro Lesbian Titty Suck and Vintage Puffy Nipples Collection. Most vids here are short, though there are more than a few hour-long ones.

All seemed great in paradise and we were about to free our cocks and fap to vids of girls with inches-long nipples when we discovered that no videos on MyRetroTube are hosted on the site itself. All videos in the Nipples and other categories are hosted off-site.

Clicking on any vid will direct you to live cam and XXX porn sites like LiveJasmin or TXXX. What a great letdown!

What We Think

     MyRetroTube does not host any video in its collection. That alone makes us unsure if we should refer to it as a porn site or not. Overall, you would do well not to waste your time with this, not when other retro porn sites host enough content to get your cock flowing like a drainage pipe!