Motherless Massage Review
~ Pros ~
Rad site name
Has videos, images, boards, and more
~ Cons ~
❌ Short & low quality vids
❌ Spam and ads
❌ Wack site design
❌ User options are not great
I guess I should say something about motherless motherfuckers stealing my woman and putting their unwashed cocks into my favorite snatch of the decade, but I just don’t have the energy! I do have the energy to craft a slick review of the Motherless XXX massage section and here it is. Motherless.com for those of you noobs is a site whose name lets you know ahead of time that you are solely responsible for how its content makes you feel. Don’t go there expecting to watch pie-making and woodworking videos, because that’s not what the site is about.
Here’s my Motherless Massage review. Read it and join me in dancing with glee like the motherless motherfuckers we all are most days of the week!
Motherless For Kicks, Fapping For Gigs!
Been to Motherless.com before? Well, the site design is kind of a disappointment. With such an uncompromisingly hardcore site name, it is more than right to expect a far better, eye-candy filled and lusher design than the average nonsense scratching my eyeballs at the time of this review. Yeah, Motherless really fucked up in the site design aspect and that needs to be remedied, pronto!
That said, Motherless is more than your usual porn site, as it boasts chat rooms and even a classified section where members can freely announce their intention and hunger to breed pussies and suck on cocks till they fall off. And I don’t know about you, but I have never said no to a cock sucking! So, if you are horny and not in the mood to patronize hookers and escorts near your locale, Motherless presents an option of sorts, but one that you better carefully utilize.
The site design on Motherless like I’ve said before is basic, dated, and past due for an update. Black is the default site background color and it might be just me, but that has a way of giving everything a funereal air. And stuff like that just dampens my wanking mood, but that might be different for y’all. Yeah, I love sites that have both Dark and Light modes, effectively letting folks choose which background color they care for. Motherless does not have this feature though and is near as black as night and a little bit scary.
Now, there are slightly over 21K massage XXX videos on Motherless, plus 6.6K related images and almost 200 galleries full of massage pictures. That sounds nice, but I am not in the mood to applaud, since a good number of porn sites have at least 50K massage videos. That means Motherless.com has to work harder to add to its collection of massage XXX, or the site admins will soon have something other than being motherless to complain about!
Anyway, apart from videos and images, the site has hundreds of boards where XXX massage is or has been discussed, with members often relating their sexual experiences and proclivities that either revolve around massage XXX or involve it in some form. The comments on these boards lack filters, so better prepare to be shocked and thrilled in turns.
Motherless For XXX Massages
As I have already made clear, Motherless.com is not the most option-filled and up-to-date site. That means you get limited sorting options here. Content can be sorted by date, duration, time, and relevance and video runtime averages under 10 minutes. Photos range from low-res amateur content to medium to high-quality wallpaper-worthy images and you would be within your rights to right-click and save a few of the later.
Video image thumbnails on Motherless Massage are small, square, and lack that luster that helps identify a porn site as being serious about its reason for existing. Titles, the accumulated number of views, the run time, and the name of the poster are all stated on each thumbnail, and preview features are enabled by default.
The update schedule is okay and there are multiple new videos each day. However, it bears noting that there are often multiple entries of the same video and this can be seen as a dishonest attempt to boost the overall number of content. It could also be attributed to carelessness, stupidity and brains emptied from too much cum milking! Sample titles include Ebony Bachelorette Is Licked By Masseuse, Oiled Inked Babe Gives Pussy Fuck Massage, Sexy Ebony, Punk Masseuse Wanking Dick From Below, Oily African Lesbians Rubbing and Moaning and Lesbians Eat Pussy After Erotic Massage.
Now, the Sexy Ebony video is just 1:14 minutes long and shows a four-eyed and pretty ebony fingering her holes. She has nice tits that kept jiggling as if battery-powered, plus a hairy pussy, and the kind of fat mouth that is born to be occupied with fat cocks! The Ebony Bachelorette video on the other hand is a far better wanking option. It stars Kira Noir and is 5:29 minutes long. Featured are enough cunt massages, licking, and fingering to turn the littlest one-eyed snake into an adult python and y’all better have a look, pronto!
Motherless Massage videos load and play very fast without issues. There’s a direct download link, but it does not seem to work. Playback options are very very limited and not even the video quality is stated or adjustable. Videos appear to max out at HD but could be much less.
What I Think Of Motherless Massage
Well, I won’t sugarcoat what I have to say because someone has to say it. Now, Motherless Massage is a very massive letdown and the site itself isn’t that much better.
The only reason I would ever make a trip to Motherless Massage would be to read the entertaining posts that are often left on boards by members. If you are dreaming of going there for massage XXX content or any other kind of videos, you better slap yourself back into sensibility and make a beeline for XVideos Massage and the like!