MorritasTube

MorritasTube.XXX

    I do not know who the fuck Morritas is, but I do know that she sounds like a hot Latina. If I was to get ahold of her, she’s liable to become a bowlegged freak! So, if you know the bitch, better advise her to steer clear of ThePornGuy and his soul-cleansing horse dick. But if she’s the nympho I think she is, then tell her to give me a call so I can slip my John Thomas into her tubes and make it go ting-a-ling!

    Okay, enough of the funky horsing around. Let’s get on with this MorritasTube.xxx review before mighty Zeus on high decides I have been profane enough to merit an ass-fucking tonight from a talking donkey!

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    See, MorritasTube is a Mexican porn site that almost exclusively deals in amateur Mexican XXX. There are 738 pages of content here, translating to a little over 16K amateur Mexican XXX videos, which is not that bad.

    MorritasTube has the typical look of a porn site and is colorless and dated. The many image thumbnails on each page are the only thing that attracts attention and site features are as basic as a handjob from your uninterested stepsister!

    This porn site seems to be focused on Mexicans and Spanish speakers only and yeah, that means Spanish is the only supported language. It also means that unless you know Spanish better than you know the shape of Kim K’s big tits, you better be like me and have a translating app handy when going through what this site has in stock for horny wankers and greedy fappers of all stripes and nationalities.

    Now, this Mexican XXX site has a charming logo of a topless and busty lady in jeans lounging on the ground with her long legs crossed. She’s too leggy and sexy to be a Mexican and I am guessing she was created by copying the assets and stature of an American or European slut. At the far right is a basic search bar and there are tabs beneath the site logo, as well as a small selection of categories farther down the page. A very exhaustive About Us goes from the middle of the homepage to the bottom and is worth a look.

    The main tabs on MorritasTube are Categories, Most Viewed, Actress, Porn HD, and Best Porn Sites. The latter is a direct ThePornDude link and that little fucker has his little beak in every cunt and up every asshole greedily sucking the joy out of life! It’s past time someone gave him a kick in the nuts that will make his taste buds grow a nice pair of tits!

    Anyway, the Porn HD tab rather than a direct ad for another website collects all the HD porn on this site under one roof. There are 207 and a quarter pages of HD porn here, and that translates to less than one-third of the porn that’s on MorritasTube. For sure, statistics like that do not impress me.

    So, the sluts in the Actress tab have profile pages with the most rudimentary information. Hell, most of the pornstars listed there do not even have images on their profile pages. That sucks. Anyway, the Most Viewed tab lives up to its premise and promise, while the Categories tab has categories like Chaturbate, Creampie, Squirting, Voyeur, Webcam, Upskirt, and XNXX. And that’s it.

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    MorritasTube has video image thumbnails stacked 5 per row on each page. These thumbnails are small and rectangular, with the quality, rating, runtime, title, and multiple tags listed. Previews are supported and that’s always nice to see.

    Worth noting is that MorritasTube.xxx seems to have a pet peeve of sorts for dates. That means you will not see a single date on any material found on the site and that also means getting a picture of the content upload frequency is as impossible as curing Prince William of his addiction to pegging!

    Anyway, here are some sample content titles and do note that because of translation difficulties, most titles make little sense: Unfaithful Slut Gets Strung Up With All The Desire In A Nickname, She Asks The Dude To Fuck Her Quickie In The Workshop, A Friend And I Take Turns Fucking My Insatiable Girlfriend, Her Buttocks In A Thong Made Me Horny and I Couldn’t Resist Fucking Her, and Schoolgirl With Angel Face Fucking With Her Teacher. The Buttocks In A Thong video proved to be a slightly under 6 minutes long amateur video showing a dozing girl being fucked on a bed. The sight of her bubble butt made me hard and she had a hairy cunt that looked soft enough to cushion the head of esteemed kings and lords, plus a face that can only be described as exotically beautiful.

    The Insatiable Girlfriend video was also 5 minutes long. The slut in the video had her feet in stirrups, with a fella pumping into her hard enough to make her teeth rattle! Her tits were nice and given her performance, I would say she needs a BBC on her birthday and it better be the biggest to be had in the US!

    So, can’t get along without playback options? There are zero on MorritasTube and ain’t that a shame. But on the other hand, videos on the site load and play super smoothly and no playback issues were experienced at the time of this review.

What I Think Of MorritasTube

    There is a slim possibility that this Mexican porn site has some amateur XXX that’s not on other sites. And that is the only reason that would make it worth a visit. Still, there’s no way on this green earth I can recommend a site like this because it falls short in so many areas and is focused on Spanish speakers with appetites for hot Mexican amateur XXX.

    MorritasTube has no distinguishing feature and to me is not worth a green-tinged fart from a dysenteric butt!