MissAV

MissAV.com

    We all love Japanese-related things. If you’re not into the culture, you could be into their big-breasted women that have a taste for being fucked by pixelated dicks that could either be tiny as fuck or as huge as half The Porn Guy’s dick.

    I am here to check out a site that is supposed to be the home of Japanese full-length smut. Since most videos are up to 2 hours, you gotta get comfortable and bring in your popcorn along with your anal beads and lotion as I begin my Missav.com review.

The Home Of Pixelated Dicks!

    The site has a dark theme to match the hearts of the perverts coming to the site. They didn’t bother to add any logos that have naked women who are there to get our attention. Instead, it looks like we are getting straight to fapping business. Their search icon is smarter than a lot of you perverts out there. If you’re trying to combine multiple searches, all you have to do is add “+”.

    I was automatically assigned English as the language of option but this site has many other options for you if your English is as bad as your pussy banging skills. On the top right, you’ll see where you can switch things up. They have mostly Asian languages because as the popular saying goes, “charity fapping begins at home”. They have Chinese, Melayu, Korean, Vietnamese, Filipino, French, German, etc.

    The first porn videos that I can see thumbnails of are in a section named “Recommended for you”. I know Japanese people are supposed to be some of the smartest people on the planet but there is no way they know what I like to beat my meat to because I have only just got on this site for the first time. I’ll have to check my closet to see if a secret ninja is hiding in there taking notes.

    I didn’t have to look in my closet to see that they’re only guessing I’ll like their recommended shit. I normally won’t watch porn videos longer than 40 minutes on special wank days and all the videos I’m being recommended are almost two hours. This just means that I’ll have to do a lot of skipping while checking out the video that they have to offer.

Hit Or MissAv?

    I was right on the money when I said the Japanese are well-known for their love of big-breasted women. I see that I have found my clan of humans since the first video that I was recommended showed a sex doll of a female with tits that were bigger than her entire face. I skipped the beginning where she was trying to be cute while I am in Alpha wanking mode.

    I skipped right to a scene that piqued my interest. The cute little Japanese beauty was licking the male actor’s asshole and I could see that there weren’t any unnecessary pixels blocking my view from her asshole devotion. She was blindfolded for some reason but that only added to the allure she was exuding. Although I would have preferred if she had a gigantic butt plug in her tight ass.

    When you’re on the page that is supposed to show you the video, you’ll see options like; Save, Playlist, Download, and Share. I was gonna praise them a lot for having the option to download videos which most porn site runners would rather lick green cum than include the option on their site, but when I clicked on download I was taken to another page that looked like it was gonna make the whole downloading process stressful as hell.

    You can also loop the video automatically in case you have all the time in the world and you don’t mind watching a porn video twice like some kind of perverted monster that just crawled out from the sewers. If you have a little class, you may want to save the video for re-wanking purposes at a later time. That’s when the site would force you on your knees to register a new account with them.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Missav

    Missav didn’t miss the mark when it comes to the business of delivering quality Japanese smut. I expected lots of videos in terrible quality and a site that would take solving an algebraic problem to navigate through, but thankfully, almost everything here was so simple to understand. I would definitely have no problems at all giving them a recommendation straight from my golden balls.