~ Pros ~
Clean site design
~ Cons ~
❌ Wack to the nines site features and user options
❌ Average in all respects
❌ No advanced search
❌ No video titles
❌ Not secure
❌ No XXX star profiles
What’s so special about MILFs? Is it the fact that they are so experienced at sex that they can suck your prick through your asshole? Or does making love to married women without the knowledge or consent of their partners turn us on more than any box of Viagra ever could?
I would say that MILFs are special because they know what they want and are not out to play games like some of them teen sluts. Plus most of them are fine bitches and you can spread their legs and fuck them all night without a whimper of complaint, or whining about having to shoot a stupid TikTok dance video before dawn!
Now, here’s my MILFPorn.tv review. As always, it is of the take-no-prisoners kind and tastes as sweet as some of the best MILF cunts that have been opened up for all-you-can-eat street buffets!
MILF Pussy Can Eat Ya Up!
Some of the softest and fattest cunts of the very cock-gobbling kind that I have seen, touched, fingered and dived into belong to MILFs. I have no idea who’s gifting these fine women that kind of snatches, but that fella sure is doing a great job and I gotta remember to send him a Christmas hamper later this year!
Now, MILFPorn.tv has some very fine MILF pussies, bottoms and jugs on display. Sites like these can give you the courage necessary to start walking up to the MILFs in your side of the woods and inquiring if they wanna arrange a meeting between your dragon and their garden of Eden! Just be careful, or some pissed-off husband will get his hands on you and hang your balls from a yardarm!
Where was I? Oh yes, this is a MILFPorn.tv review. So, let’s start with an overview of the site design. Amazingly, this MILF-focused porn site has a very attractive homepage. The homepage design follows the conventional format, and is uncluttered, and not bad looking at all. It doesn’t have flash or pizzazz, but it still manages to look nice and I gotta say the designer has his head screwed on right.
Just about all the site real estate has content thumbnails. However, these lack titles, with only the runtime displayed. The average runtime seems to be around 10 minutes and that is unexceptional. Sometimes though, what is displayed on the homepage changes and rather than video image thumbnails you get category image thumbnails.
There are some sorting options at the bottom of the homepage, comprising a selection of XXX categories and pornstar names. You get categories like Massage, Latina, Shemale, Cheating, Mexican, Pretty, and Pornstar, as well as porn stars names like Victoria Cakes, Priya Rai, August Taylor, Sarah Banks, Melanie Hicks, and Kendra Lust. You can check out more of these slutty MILFs by clicking the Pornstars tab and while you are at it, better check out this Priya Rai chick and find out how this beauty has been getting speared with horse dicks for years while remaining unruffled!
MILFPorn.tv is a small operation and that means you better not be expecting detailed pornstar bios here because there’s nothing like that at all. But the fact that it is a small operation is still not something that explains the lack of a dedicated Categories tab, or the general lack of user options and site features.
The main user options on this site can be found at the top left of the homepage and these consist of a basic search bar, plus Home, Pornstars, and Tags tabs. The latter has some alphabetically arranged tags and these weren’t as comprehensive as I was expecting. The search bar works too, but it has never heard of advanced searches and is therefore limited in the magic it can do.
And oh, I musta forgotten, but here’s where I tell you that MILFPorn.tv is unsecured. So, you better not be clicking on links you shouldn’t be clicking.
Plug Them MILF Cunts Up!
Looking at the collection of MILF porn on MILFPorn.tv reminded me afresh of just how many fine MILFs out there that I probably will never get to fuck. It should be illegal for such fine and fat pussies to pass me by without collecting enough dick thrusts and hot cum to make them swell up with glee! The government better come and do something about the MILF snatches I been missing out on, before I lose my mind and go on strike!
Did I mention that video thumbnails here lack titles? Well, there is a good reason for that and that reason revolves around the fact that MILFPorn.tv rather than being a porn site is a porn aggregator site. I guess their site admin figured that since no content was actually hosted, there was no reason to have content with titles. Anyway, clicking on the varied content thumbnails here takes you to XXX sites like HellPorno, Upornia, Xozilla, and Pornhub. There, you can easily watch the videos that MILFPorn advertises on its pages.
As a porn aggregator site, MILFPorn.tv is average at best. But if you have read all of this review, you would have known that by now!
What I Think Of MILFPorn
I just farted a while ago. Are you gonna ask me how I feel about it? Of course not! Yeah, MILFPorn in my opinion is not worth as much as a heartfelt fart! The site, while nice-looking and having a punchy name lacks a lot of the site features and user options that most of us take for granted and absolutely nothing save for the clean-looking homepage made an impression on yours truly.
I do not recommend MILFPorn in any way, shape, or form and it is one of those XXX sites that need to do better, pronto, or get kicked out of the planet and into oblivion!