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r/MILF

    Wankers and single-sided dads rejoice! There’s a MILF subreddit out there that just looks like the answer to every wanking and cumming prayer that went from your right hand to your throat! A subreddit like this sure is gonna drain you dry of fluids and reduce your will and inclination to dress up in the mornings and go to work, but that’s the price that has to be paid for them MILF sluts to be taught a lesson!

    Here’s my r/MILF review and y’all should read it and weep, or I will make your moms my MILF slave and she will be too busy rolling her tongue down the cock in her gullet to wipe your smelly bottoms!

Reddit MILFs Slutting For Kicks and Total Boner Stuffing!

    As massive as Reddit is, it sure makes sense that there’s a subreddit about MILFs on it. Actually though, there are multiple subreddits on the platform that focus on MILFs and their fucking potential and yeah, them chicks have an excessive amount of potential and are the perfect breeding candidates for those of you with elephant dicks that you don’t want to use on teen thots, for fear of tearing an immature thot cunt in half and getting arrested for that cutting crime. MILFs on the other hand have expansive coochies that can take a speeding Greyhound bus and you can never believe how warm their cunts can feel once your dick is up in there, busily proposing love and marriage to their cervix!

    Now, r/MILF is a basic mother fucker ducker booker! There’s nothing fancy here and even the logo is as basic as a turd on the street. And yeah, I hate it when porn subreddits look basic. A subreddit can look like shit if it is about world events, arts and crafts, and that sort of thing. But it is my personal opinion that subreddits that deal in softcore and hardcore porn should at least make an effort to look different from other mundane subreddits. But the way some mods disagree on this, you would think that taking the time to pretty up their porn subreddit would get the attention of the CIA or MI6 and result in someone being tied up in the Vegas desert and castrated with a tire iron instead of a cleaver!

    User options on r/MILF are also as minimal as a cousin fuck at a funeral for a spinster. There are zero special options, but on the right is a link to the subreddit Discord. The rules in place say that you gotta be verified if you wanna post original content and that seems reasonable. There’s an option to sort stuff by original content too, but it does not work, at least not during this review.

    Reddit MILF rocks a membership of 2.2 million and that is the population of some small countries and not something to be sneezed at. Of these couple million MILF bangers, 1.7K were online during this review, and that sure is a decent number. November 2008 is the date of this subreddit creation and that makes it an OG of no mean cumming valor!

The Unconquerable MILF Spirit That Spreads Legs With Ease!

    Now, let’s talk about updates. r/MILF updates its content with the same seriousness and happiness that any self-respecting MILF opens her legs to collect hardcore dick smashers! You could be forgiven for thinking them bitches have spring loads on their legs and in most cases all you gotta do is look them up and down, and then look at their chest and smile to get them dripping and willing to put their legs over their shoulders, so that nothing can get in the way of whatever brand of vagina impalation you are about to carry out till you sweat bullets!

    I Hope You Are Ready To Suck Them For Mummy When I Pull Them Out, Mommy Is Soooo Horny, My Neighbors Always Get The Best Views, Midweek MILF Treat, I Never Wear Panties With Dresses, I Will Let You Feel My Boobs If You Promise Not To Pull Out, Let’s Stay In Bed All Day and Let’s Fuck While My Kids Are At School are some recent titles. The MILF who wants to fuck while her kids are at school is a slim brunette with a fat tummy and small and firm tits. I would rather suck them titties than touch her mom cunt, which for all I know might be big enough to serve as the entrance way to the underworld from which the likes of Shao Khan will emerge and give us all massive beatdowns!

    But for sure I would give an arm to plunge my uncut sword as deep as possible into the MILF that wants her boobs touched in return for her lovers not pulling out. She’s so pretty she has to be a model and her tits easily render me speechless. Sure they are not gravity-defying, but their shape, size, and fullness are extremely remarkable. Boobs apart, this MILF has a fleshy but trim and sweet body, plus a coochie I wanna be able to sink my hand into and pull out guts and cum in spades!

    Remember Midweek MILF Treat? The MILF in this GIF looks really fab for her age and is tattooed. Her cunt and tits are pierced and them hard and perfect mammaries aren’t natural. This oval-faced bitch looks like cock gobbling is her forte and who knows how long she can get cozily slurpy with anacondas that are afflicted with long term MILF addictions!

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of r/MILF

    r/MILF is not the pretty or option-laden monster that I imagined, but it is perfectly okay and works as intended. MILF fans and old lady lovers out there should note that there’s no reason this subreddit shouldn’t be a daily point of interest. So get r/MILF bookmarked and get them MILF legs on your street spreadeagled so wide I can hear their cervices hiss!