~ Pros ~
The site is updated on the daily
Free & easy to use
Cunts and penis owners aplenty!
North America, Europe, and Oceania covered
~ Cons ~
❌ Below average site design
❌ Some spam
❌ Not every listed region or country is supported
❌ Site features lacking
❌ No advanced search
Is it just me, or does Megapersonals sound like a site where dudes with 15-inch boners are made to feel more welcome than they would in a strip bar? Yeah, that “Mega” in the name always makes me think of mega penises and their owners, though I suspect I’m just horny and need a teen slut to eye-fuck my one-eyed snake, before chewing ribbons outta it!
Megapersonals is an adult site that forbids entrance to fellas under 21. You need to have a dirty mind and a hunger for escort pussy/boner to even consider visiting it. Here’s my Megapersonals.eu review; read it and go down on a thot-owned dripping snatch this weekend!
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Megapersonals lets you choose from escorts in the US, Europe, Oceania, and Canada. A list featuring these countries and continents is pasted on the page the first time you tiptoe in here with your birth certificate in hand! When you click on any country or continent, you get a list of countries/cities to choose from. The whole thing is easy, almost as easy as taking a swollen nipple from a baby and sucking the silicone implant out of it!
If you don’t want to choose a location just yet, then you can close the Choose A Location feature and move to the Megapersonals homepage. The homepage is not much and is as bare-bones as the cupboards of an anorexic thot who’s convinced she’s obese when she’s actually so thin you could smack her down with a piece of paper and twirl her in the air with your finger stuck up her fanny!
Anyway, there’s a colorful site logo here at the top left of the homepage and I could swear it looks like Ariel from the cartoon, though this particular lass has horns and wears a red dress that exposes a lot of her chest. What big titties she’s packing! Underneath this logo is a blue Post Ad Now button, plus a link that lets you choose escorts from different countries and continents.
And talking about buttons, the center of the site homepage is filled with them. They are labeled W seeking M, M seeking W, M seeking M, W seeking W, and Trans. I hope I do not have to explain what these single word letters stand for. I don’t? Great!
But for some reason, these buttons do not do a hell of a good job. Thus, it is common to find female escort profiles in the male escort wing, male escort profiles in the female section, and stuff like that. The only thing this shows is that Megapersonals is not as serious about the whole escort thing as they should be and need a kick in the nuts from a steel-shod boot to motivate them into upping their game! I could volunteer for something like this and be doing my fair bit for population control!
There are Contact Us, plus Terms and Policies links at the bottom of the site homepage. They do what they say and in the most boring way possible. Can’t say I blame them for that!
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As expected, the M seeking W button was what I clicked on first here. This brought up a glitchy Choose a Location window that I was unable to access. I, therefore, had to reload the page. This time, I first selected a country- the US-, state- California- and town -Fresno. This done, I clicked the M seeking W button, and the page loaded as it should with dope female escort profiles.
Escort profiles here are arranged vertically and that doesn’t make sense. A grid view would have been a better use of space. Profiles are listed by date and in the female category, more than 20 new profiles were seen on the day of this review. That’s super.
Profile image thumbnails have titles like Let Me Be Everything You Need, Am Available For Your Service Both Incall and Outcall and 42-Years old Divorced Retired College Teacher Wants Real Man. Each profile has multiple low-res selfies, as well as contact details and a bio where the escort talks about herself and what she’s cooking for clients. Escort profiles on the site do not appear to be verified in any way. That presents problems, and some profiles end in dead links.
And I would rather be dead in a minefield than be caught in the bed of some listed escorts on Megapersonals. Yeah, the chicks here mostly look like local thots and quality lays are few and far between. You might even be better off fucking your right hand for the millionth time than calling up the thots on Megapersonals for a mega fuck that will leave their slits in shreds! But then, some of these chicks have bubble butts and watermelon tits that beg for senseless manhandling, but these are often too large and perfect not to have been surgically enhanced.
What I Think of MegaPersonals
As an escort site, Megapersonals is not all that bad. But it is not as tight, slick and wet as it should be. I have seen tons of better sites with better features, thots, sluts, trans and male escorts and there’s nothing on this particular site to make me spend 15 seconds thinking fond things about it while having a shit over a cliff!
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