MasseurPorn

MasseurPorn.com

    This site is exactly what you imagine it to be. Yeah, it records the adventures of masseurs of both sexes and the kind of cock or cunt they end up licking and riding! If you are ready for a career change, going through the site might provide enough motivation to study and practice erotic massages, open a massage studio and start giving your woody or pussy a hella workout with the grateful assistance of your clients!

    Here is my MasseurPorn.com review and it’s gonna make you greedy for an oiled-up cunt to do sweet and funny things with!

Hit It Doggystyle, O Masseur!

    For sure if I ever quit being ThePornGuy I’m gonna open a massage shop offering Nuru massages to the prettiest girls in town! You can bet that my cock gonna be accidentally slipping into their snatch now and then and my baby daddy status is gonna get a boost as well! Will I be hitting it doggy style on the regular? You bet your sweet potato pie I will!

    Now, the MasseurPorn homepage is kinda average and needs prettying up. It is nice if you aren’t a big fan of eye-candy filled sites, but could still do with a liberal makeup application. The background color is a nice white, and there are gray headers here and there, but the page arrangement is not very optimized and everything just looks a little bit too ordinary. And that needs fixing on the double.

    I do love the site logo. It is a red butterfly positioned at the top left of the homepage. And oh, it sure has been a long time since I saw butterflies. Has someone been kidnapping and enslaving them or something?

    So, there is a basic search logo at the top right of the page and plenty of tabs. The first 5 tabs work, while the rest are links to varied XXX sites and escort sites. The latter site is EscortSites.org, and yeah I run it, and yeah it is a cool site where I check out and write about escort sites from all over the planet. If boning escorts in varied parts of the world is your thing, then EscortSites.org is the kind of site that needs bookmarking yesterday!

    The first 5 tabs on MasseurPorn are Czech Massage, FH18, Massage Rooms, Happy Tugs, and Fucked Hard 18. The latter is probably the best since it is filled with videos of young ladies getting fucked out of their minds and out of the planet!

    Unfortunately, there is only a single page of Fucked Hard 18 content to enjoy. Sample titles on that single page include Lily Love Massage Fuck, Skinny Blonde Teen Bounces On Big Dick After Massage, Teanna Oiled and Fucked, and Kimber Day Massage and Fuck. The Lily Love video is 55 minutes long and if your favorite thing in the world is seeing a horny teen impaled and fucked by a good piece of throbbing steel, then you need to check it out.

Give It Up To Your Hot Masseur!

    Got a hot masseur lusting after you? Then be kind and give up that snatch or cock as nicely as possible! Yeah, we are all on this planet to fuck each other silly, so do your best to get with the program, or you can expect to get thrown off the planet at the next galactic bus stop!

    Now, there are 11 pages of masseur XXX on MasseurPorn and that’s not exactly plentiful. Wankers like me can fap to tens of videos daily, so yeah, the site collection needs boatload of new stuff and needs it soonest.

    So, sorting options on this site are limited to the search bar and 5 tabs I mentioned before. You can’t filter videos by rating, the number of views, popularity, and any of that fancy stuff we have come to take for granted. At least the video thumbnails on the site homepage are divided into the Videos Being Watched and Most Viewed video sections and that provides a sort of basic filtering option.

    The average video runtime on MasseurPorn.com is less than 10 minutes, but an impressive number of videos are over the 20-minute mark. Video thumbnails lack that luster I always talk about though, but that is not an executable offense! They are rectangular too and detailed with a title, runtime, accumulated number of views, and upload date. And speaking of the latter, the videos here are dated and the newest I saw was uploaded 2 years ago and that is an eternity and forever in the world of porn. There are some HD videos, as well as others of lesser quality.

    MasseurPorn might not be as option-filled as some readers will like, but it sure has plenty of playback options. These include direct download links, plus options that let you tweak the playback speed, and quality and loop videos. More advanced options are available too and you can tinker with them if you know what you are doing or have more advanced tastes than us commoners. And yeah, there are zero playback issues on the site.

    Brit Woman Gets Massage With Doggystyle Fingering, 69 and Hard Fuck was a particularly interesting video I happened to come across. It is not the longest video at 7 minutes plus, but it sure packs more action than most! Featured was a young lady on a massage table, with the masseur paying particular attention to her breasts and shaven cunt. Soon, she bent over and got oil poured on her back area, before fingering herself and making the masseur take over that task. The two went to work eating each other’s genitalia before engaging in a fuckathon that made me more jealous than I am prepared to acknowledge to my psychiatrist!

What I Think Of MasseurPorn

    MasseurPorn takes some getting used to and has some drawbacks. But there are charms to it that take some time to become evident.