Lewdzone

Lewdzone.com

    Lewdzone sounds like it is right in fuck country and the kind of place where the perkiest bottoms go to town on the hardest horse dicks to ever make it to the local fair! Ain’t got a lewd bone in your body? Then better stay the hell out of lewd zones, or your asshole might be made to pay the kind of price it might not bloody well want!

    Well gents, here’s my Lewdzone review and the site for those of you not in the know is all about sex games and virtual fucks. Who can say no to such sweet stuff and the opportunity to twist virtual pussy in knots!

Lewd Is The Name And Sex Is The Game

    Most sex game sites look like week-old shit warmed over in a locked log cabin, but Lewdzone.com positively feels welcoming. The site homepage is not that eye candy-laden, but there’s a slideshow at the top left that grabs the attention as rapidly and excellently as a pussy so tight it leaves skid marks on your cock!

    Black does duty as the site background color, with a basic search bar at the top right of the page and the opposite corner being filled with tabs. These include Games, Animations, About, Join Us, and ThePornDude, with the latter tab taking the unwary to a site owned by a boiling shit-freak who according to rumors does nothing all day but wank to videos of cats being neutered!

    Beneath the main tabs is a brief About Us, with Lewdzone described as the kind of place where you can download adult sex games and novels on a wide variety of devices and for free too. Anyway, the Join Us tab is not an invitation to work on Lewdzone and in a very lewd capacity no less. It instead makes it possible to join this site on Discord and Facebook. The About Us allows access to the site forum and changelog and has links you can click to read the site privacy policy and terms of advertisement.

    The Animations tab has a direct link to LewdClips, a site that’s currently under development and boasts less than 1.7K toon porn. As for the Games tab, when your cursor hovers above it, options will come up that lets you check out the supported game genres and download Windows, Android, Linux, and Mac XXX games. In case you were wondering, almost 130 game genres are supported on LewdZone, ranging from Monster, Rape, Scat, and Romance to Threesome, Teens, and Turn Based Combat.

    So, the slideshow at the top of the homepage that I spoke about before presents some featured games to our collective gazes and it is a little bit distracting. The site homepage on the other hand is filled with animated porn clips, popular adult games, recently updated stuff, and new porn games. Near the bottom of the homepage are some erotic stories with titles like Seducing the Neighbor, How I Met My Husband, Coming Home, and Amorous Goods: The Neighbor’s Wife. These stories are actually hosted on LewdFiction and cannot be read on LewdZone. They ain’t too bad.

Stay Lewd and Get That Poon!

    I got some bad news for y’all and no, it does not have anything to do with that prayer y’all sent up hours ago to the almighty begging him to add an extra 10 inches to the dicks y’all were born with! Need a bigger cock in your life? Well then just tie a log to your dick and use it to fuck any chick that lets you spread her legs.

    The bad news I was referring to has to do with the fact that all the XXX toon clips on Lewdzone are hosted on LewdClips. That sucks for sure and doesn’t feel as swell as the gullet of a properly motivated thot who is masticating her first dick of the day!

    Popular game sample titles are as follows: Wild Life, My Cute Roommate, Dating My Daughter, The Twist, Man of The House, Corrupted Kingdom, Project Hot Wife, and Lilith’s Throne. Worth noting is that there are advanced search options that aren’t on the homepage. These options make an appearance when you are on a sex games page and they are located at the top left of the screen. With them, you can add and exclude as many tags as you like, plus sort by rating, popularity, date of the last update, and from old to new or new to old. You can also sort by the game engine used, the platform the game was meant for, and the current state of the game, for example, if it is finished, ongoing, abandoned, put on hold, or still in beta.

    Now, the Windows games collection here runs to a scarcely believable 477 pages, Android games fill up 105 pages and are eclipsed by Linux games with 177 pages, while games for Mac are on 188 pages. To play a game, you have to download it from any one of a variety of listed sites, and then extract and run it and there are detailed explanations on how to do that, plus fellas ready to help out in the comment section. But don’t be too sad if you get a comment on your help request in the year 4,350 AD!

    See, sex games are not my thing, but to make this review as thorough as possible I decided to download and play a few games. The downloading process while well spelled out is still a pain in the ass. Having a one-click download option rather than getting bounced from site to site would have been the best thing.

    Anyway, I tried to download a couple of games here but did not have much luck. The first was Daydream and my Windows Defender cut the download shut, insisting that I was downloading a Trojan. The second game was titled The Island of Love and for some reason, my system decided it wasn't worth downloading and that I better leg it back to safety. After that, I decided to try Secret Time With Housewives, but its file does not exist. And there are even game download links that are ads in disguise.

    That said, there were lots of other games like Personal Study I was able to download and play without my security system screaming at me. Still, the ones I couldn’t play rankled and the fact that downloaded games can end up fucking with your PC means that y’all better make sure that you got a working Windows defender or aftermarket PC security system when paying this site a wanking visit.

What I Think Of LewdZone

    Ever chased a very fine bitch for months, only to get her on your bed and find that she’s never washed her drawers since the start of the year? That’s how I feel regarding LewdZone. This XXX game site seems to have it all, from thousands of content to a slick site design, but it doesn’t hold up very well to scrutiny.

    Lewdzone is worth recommending, but better be aware that anything you download there can give you more trouble than you ever imagined. If you are cool with that, then you are the precise type of dedicated fapper and cock twister that I am recommending this XXX game site to!