LegalTeens

r/LegalTeens

    Ever held an 18-year-old booty in your hand and promised the owner that you are gonna fuck her blind, deaf, dumb, and bowlegged? If you haven’t, then you really should rush to rectify matters! See, there’s just something about barely legal sluts. The fact that they are too young to be classified as women and too old to be classified as children, plus their freshness, boldness, pertness, perkiness, and the rest of that stuff happens to be a very powerful aphrodisiac. Hell, give me a teen slut and I could fuck her all day and night for a month or so and break my dick in her ever-fresh twat with all possible happiness! Could never do the same to MILFs and cougars who are way past their sell-by date!

    Anyway, the whole spiel is because I am here for a r/Legal Teens review. This particular subreddit packs in barely legal thots whose cunts are so fresh you can hear the crunch when you bite into them and whose titties tend to be rather disrespectful of sir gravity. Read and weep, fellas, for thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, till them teen thot legs have been divided and the coochie zapped via sex so rough it makes a twat dream of flying!

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    Know what, fellas? I am a sucker for subreddits that take the time and trouble to pretty themselves up. Yeah, customizing your look says you are passionate about what your subreddit is about and willing to show your devotion to all cummers. And that’s why I don’t take subreddits without at least some theme-related customization all that seriously!

    Luckily, r/Legal Teens seems to know exactly what’s required of it, and the customization there is off the chart. Specifically, the subreddit looks quite a bit like it was designed by a teen and there’s a banner atop the page, plus bright colors in view everywhere. The whole thing looks a bit like a psychedelic show that was put together by a chick whose brain matter has been extensively affected by weed smoke. I am not a fan because the look lacks polish. But it does mesh very well with the teen thot heme and should be appreciated.

    The About Us community box at the left states that Reddit Legal Teens was set up in November 2008 and is all about granting access to barely legal thots and smut. You can apply for verification here, but only if you are a teen and you aren’t banned and your account isn’t new. Check out the terms and conditions, plus rules and regs if you wanna post here. Ads are not allowed and while you can sell your content, you better do it on the down low or the mods are gonna kick your barely legal booty to Timbuktu and then fuck you in the asshole with a 120mm cannon!

    There are like 7 set of rules on r/Legal Teens and that’s a bit much in my opinion. It’s not all those rules are to protect the likes of Malia Obama when she starts posting her perky behind and standing titty nudes on this subreddit! Yeah, the rules are a bit excessive in my opinion, but so long as they keep order and gets them fresh teen thot booties and cunt holes staring at me in high fidelity on my PC screen, I sure as hell ain’t gonna complain!

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    So, Reddit Legal Teens has 2.8 million members and that’s an impressive number. Of that couple million teen cunt lovers and fingerers, 1.9K were online during this review and I shudder to think of the rate they were going through their Vaseline stash! Yeah, them fellas better take it easy and give their right hands time to rest and recuperate from all that cock wringing they must be forcing it to perform!

    Anyway, y’all should know that teen cunts sell like hotcakes and that means a subreddit like this one that’s all about teens in their nasty phase has a wondrous and wonderful update policy. Yeah, r/Legal Teens has more content on its page per hour than most other porn subreddits I have been on. The only issue is that there’s no easy way to download all them nudes all at once to your PC and wank away your sorrows!

    The newest content here has titles like Would Make My Day If At Least One Person Loves My Big Booty, Getting Ready For You, I Was Wondering If You Would Fuck Me After My Gym Session, I’m Sure Everyone Wants Me As A Neighbor, My Tight Pussy Perfectly Fit Your Cock, It Feels So Good When I Bounce On It Like This and Tiny Tits and Tiny Pussy. The latter was true to its premise and had a slim and blond teen nude as the day she was born and pointing at her tiny tits, with the cleft between her legs visible as sin and calling on you to eyeball it till it opens!

    Spread My Legs and Eat My Treat had another blonde lying on a bed with her legs over her shoulders and her fab cunt staring at you like you promised to make it weep and ended up getting whipped by it! And oh, what a sweet asshole the chick in the image had! And what long legs and curvy bottom!

    Remember that chick who’s sure everyone wants her as a neighbor? Well, clicking on her stuff uncovered the fact that she’s slim and really pretty, with the goodies on her chest being possibly her best asset. The long and full tits on the chest of this slut look quite a bit like a pair of French loaves and what would I give to be able to dunk them in my morning coffee and chew the nipples off!

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    Reddit Legal Teens got its shit together about as tightly and sweetly as the virgingest teen cunt to ever sit on my face, cry and beg for a savage deflowering that would leave her cervix struggling to make sense of what had just happened to it! Join up and bookmark this subreddit, because you and it are going places for sure!