Lamalinks

Lamalinks.com

    Hey, if you heard of Lamalinks, what would be the first thought or image that would come to mind? It definitely not be about sex, nor would pictures of llama pussy start marching across your mind. Still, there’s a porn site dealing exclusively with porn pics that calls itself Lamalinks, and the why and how they choose such a name is something that only the last four-eyed mystic left in Tibet can explain once he’s done shoving his arm into yak butt!

    Here is my Lamalinks.com review. Read it and weep, or get linked to the cases of disappearing MILF panties that’s been making the local cops all shades of furious!

Picture Me Naked!

    Y’all better forget the header above and anyone that dares picture ThePornGuy nude will have his eyes harvested and used for an apple pudding recipe! Totally serious am I and I got a tactical team on standby to go after any of my fans and haters who gets out of line!

    Now, for a porn pic site, Lamalinks sure is prettier than most. Brown is the predominant color and the many category thumbnails on the homepage are larger-than-life and a sweet sight for sore eyes. These thumbnails are however haphazardly arranged and have varying sizes. That gives the site homepage a sort of disordered look, and it doesn’t help that this site enables ads even if your ad-blocker is on.

    You get the main site features and a basic search bar at the top of the page and once you scroll one-fourth of the way down, you are gonna see a well-written About Us, plus a selection of XXX categories, trending tags, pornstars, and pornsites. Mia Khalifa, Angel Wicky, Mia Malkova, Brandi Love, Kendra Lust, Adriana Chechik, Cherie Deville, Madison Ivy, Sophia Leone, and Mia Azul were some of the trending pornstar names that I recognized.

    The trending tags here include the following: Legs Spread In Panties, Tiny Tits In Bikini, Tight Pussy, Upskirt Panties, Granny Lesbian, Clothed Fucking, and MILF Doggystyle. As for XXX categories, there’s Amateur, Gangbang, Foot Fetish, Spanking, Sport, Teen, Vintage, Wedding and tons more.

Fucking Pictures Of Hot Slags!

    Got your bathing suits on, me lads? Well then, time to dive deeper into the user options and features of Lamalinks.com.

    As previously stated, there’s a basic search bar atop the homepage and it is in the right corner. Beneath it is a Copy Link option that lets you share this site with any frigging fucker you have in mind whose day might be brightened by seeing nude images of some of the prettiest and most fuckable sluts on the galaxy. I am talking about girls who for many years have been driving Vaseline and tissue sales worldwide and what would I give for Santa to airdrop one of them sluts to me so I can find out how much mileage I can put on her cunt without fucking her brains out and being arrested for a cum killing!

    Where was I? Oh yes, the rest of the site features here comprise Pornstars, Porn Sites, Tags, Sex Chat, Horny Girls, Jerk N Cum, and Live Cams tabs and it is gonna come as no surprise to hear that all but the first three tabs are useless direct ad links.

    The Pornstars tab has an alphabetical and comprehensive pornstars list and while that’s good, having options to sort these sluts by physical feature, popularity, and the like would have been very appreciated. And yeah, the Pornsites tab rocks a very comprehensive selection of sites that can be sorted alphabetically and I would be lying if I said I have heard of 10% of these XXX sites. The way things work, you tap on any porn site name or category thumbnail and get a selection of related content, and yeah, the content quality here is awesome. As for the Tags tab, it does what it says on the tin and is content packed.

    See, if you got a lot of time on your hands, you can just browse through the many category thumbnails on the homepage and click on any that seems made for romancing your eyeballs. But if you are like me, don’t have all the time in the world and happen to be a man of taste, then I would recommend heading to the Pornstars tab, and tapping on any of them sluts who has made cum shoot out of your artillery piece many times in the past!

    A box of Trojans goes to the person who correctly guessed the big booty babe whose content I checked out first when I was on the Pornstars page. Abella Danger is her name and if you are one of those who guessed right, I am gonna tell Santa to ship enough Trojans your way to last you from now till the end of 30-day orgy fuckathon you just recently enrolled for!

    I don’t know about you, but Abella Danger seems just like the perfect woman for me. Her perfect legs and derriere, her small tits that have never lost a battle with gravity, and her totally innocent face belie the length this slut will go to get a dick in her that does its best to fuck her off the face of the earth! It’s a real pity she’s not an escort, cos if she was, I am gonna book her for all of this December and fill her with enough gallons of my semen to force her uterus into calling 911 and reporting dire threats to its existence!

    Sample Abella Danger titles on Lamalinks include the following: Gorgeous Brunette Lass With Bubble Butt Abella Danger Reveals Her Twat, Sexy Abella Danger Amazes With Her Special Pussy and Ass, Petite Latina Pornstar Abella Danger Removing Bikini To Model In Hot Stockings, Teen Pornstar Abella Danger Peeling Off Swimsuit Before Masturbating In Sauna and Hot Pornstar In A Sexy Dress Abella Danger Slowly Strips Playing Erotic Solo. Damn, these titles are hella long, but they sure are descriptive.

    Now, as I have said before, the picture quality here is really good and just about everything is wallpaper-worthy. You can check out images one at a time, or see all images in a gallery by activating the slideshow mode at the top of every gallery page. Often, options are given that let you download the full set of gallery images on varying porn sites. However, these links are not exact and once you get to these other sites, you still have to search for the content you want to download. Frustrating that sure is.

    While there's no direct download option on Lamalinks, nothing stops you from right-clicking and saving to your PC or mobile. And by the way, images here can be zoomed and that means you can see more deeply into the cunts and assholes of some of your favorite pornstars and map out all the ridges, dips and valleys they are equipped with!

What I Think Of Lamalinks

    While this porn pic site could have been named by a brain-dead zombie that’s a second or two from dying of rabies, the content quality, and site design merit praise. With that being the case, Lamalinks for sure deserves a bookmark. Plus a name change would make me happier than a virgin who gets to choose the BBC that’s gonna speed through her cunt and into her belly, before pouring its orgasmic juices into her brain matter!