JuicyAsians

r/JuicyAsians

    Dunno about the rest of you, but a plate of chicken-fried steak cooked just right by a chef who doesn’t have his head up his ass always gets me in an excellent mood. And by the way, I prefer eating dishes like that with my bare hands and can be something of a pig too. But then there’s nothing wrong with fully enjoying your meal and getting oil and other stuff all over your face and clothes. And there’s also nothing wrong with having your fill of juicy Asian chicks and eating the fat cunts they carry around till you can taste their cunt juice in your filings!

    Are Asians juicy? Sure they are. Especially if you go for the slightly plump ones with medium-sized tits and cunts so fat you could eat it with chopsticks! Get a chick like that to sit on your face and eat her garden of Eden so madly that the juice she has cooking down there gotta run all over your face and down your balls to the crack of your ass!

    Now, here is my r/JuicyAsians review, fellas. Read this and weep if you got white juice you are always dying to leak down the throat of them local thots!

Reddit Juicy Asians Has More Juice Than An Orchard Has Pips!

    Women of the East With A Little Extra Oomph is the motto here. And that’s all you need to be aware that all the featured chicks on this subreddit are gonna have face cards to beat your brain silly and the kind of body to melt your eyeballs out of its socket! Chicks like these typically act like they don’t poop or pee and if you are willing to buy into that kind of fantasy, you might as well get a silver spoon and eat their ass with it on a hot Sunday morning!

    So, r/JuicyAsians is not as fancy as I wanted, but it is okay enough. The header they got atop the subreddit has a busty Asian chick in a bra lounging on her back and flashing bedroom eyes at all comers, while the site logo is of a topless chick with bazungas that went to Harvard and has gotten uppity enough to be giving Master Gravity regular doses of the middle finger!

    There’s no flash and dazzle here and no fancy background image and I like don’t really that sort of thing. I would say that Reddit JuicyAsians has done okay, but the page look is not something I can sign off on.

    The About Community text here is detailed enough. It notes that r/JuicyAsians was founded in August 2012 and has 1.7 million members, less than a thousand of whom were online when I took it upon myself to find out how much juice this subreddit had. The explanatory text says something to the effect of this subreddit being about thicc Asian chick with big bottoms and tits and y’all gotta know that such ladies are unusual because Asian chicks tend to be thin and petite. If they are fat and busty, they might have gotten that way due to the work of a surgeon, or just because they decided to start feeding fat on my cum!

    So, there are no less than 14 rules and regs here, which is almost more than the Marine Corps asks that you get acquainted with if you wanna sign up with them and die for God and country! Underage and unrelated stuff, impersonation, upvote begging, pity posts, racism, buying and selling, advertising, and low-quality stuff are on the list of forbidden things here. Respect yourself and have a juicer of a cock that never runs from opportunities to pump cunts full of fluid and you will be alright here!

A Little Extra Oomph Never Hurts When You Are Dick-Bouncing!

    r/JuicyAsians has a couple of new uploads per hour on average and no, that does not get me all teary and so impressed I promise to bone the moms of the mods here, till their leaking juices turn into a river of fluid! Two new posts per hour are extra shitty for a massive subreddit like this and speak of incompetence, apathy, and laziness. If it was up to me, I would get the mods here tied to a whipping post and hire a donkey from the local zoo to see if it can fuck some more enthusiasm into them!

    Am I Girlfriend Material, Let Me Be Your Slutty Japanese Sidechick, Can I Be Your First Japanese, Too Small, Do You Like My Korean Nude Body, I’d Love To Get Fucked In This Dress and See Your Cum All Over It and Wanna Pound My Thick Asian Ass are all samples from the Hot category. The latter shows a nude chick on a bed. She’s lounging sideways so that her small tits, thicc thighs, and even thicker but totally bootylicious ass are fully exposed to the camera. And I don’t think I’ve seen a cleaner twat this week!

    I Would Love To Sit On Your Face Daddy, Can I has more of the same. The brunette here has bigger tits and ass than the first, and her curves are to die for, with her booty being the rounded moon type that makes you cry because you know that no other booty you see will ever top it! Oh, to have a chick who’s as blessed as this and to be also blessed with an oak tree woody or BBC that can be used to get her ovaries regularly knocking against each other like fraternal twins at a high school frat party!

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of r/JuicyAsians

    I like this subreddit, but nothing distinguishes it from the myriads of other subreddits devoted to Asian porn and nudity. r/JuicyAsians is just there, but it does provide enough of a wow factor to make it worth your while.

    I would say that this place is worth checking out, but would wait for the mods to line up and finger my peehole before thinking about a recommendation!