JoyClub

JoyClub

    There are a few things as joyful as fucking. At that moment, you don't have to worry about anything. You don't care about the news, politics, which country is at war, your annoying boss, and all the crazy shit happening. Your mind is focused on one thing, and that's the job at hand. If you are the type of man that cums fast, you are probably focused on not cummin too quickly. Well, good luck on that one. But you will agree with me, that in sex lies joy. If pussy wasn't so sweet, we wouldn't spend so much of our time plotting on how to get into one.

    If you are going to get into pussy regularly, you just might need an escort site. My focus today is on the German escort site, Joyclub.de. Remember that pussy still remains the goal and in this site lies an opportunity for you to hook up with as many as you crave for, anytime you want. But what does Joyclub.de have to offer you, your dick, and your lusts? Let's find out how we can get your piece of Joy.

A Sexy Looking Homepage

    Like a beautiful woman, this website's homepage is pleasing to behold. Joyclub.de has a fancy and modern website. It isn't all crammed up with thumbnails. In fact there are no escort thumbnails on the homepage. If you randomly stumbled on this site, you wouldn't know it is a site where perverts can link up with sluts. Ultimately, in the terms used by adult subreddits, it is a NSFW website, even though at first glance joyclub.de can easily be mistaken for something else.

    At the top of the homepage are 10 buttons for easy navigation of the site. Depending on what you came looking for, you can click on any of these buttons to lead straight to your desires. In the real sense of it, there are more than 9 buttons here, as the rest are hidden inside the “more" button. From the looks of it, the “more" button is what you really should be clicking.

    Joyclub.de are quite aware that their site isn't like any other traditional escort website, and most people visiting will likely be confused. That's why, they try as much as they can to educate visitors on what the site is really all about. With all my experience in visiting escort sites, it took me a while to comprehend what was happening on my screen.

    I was looking forward to seeing escort thumbnails, categories or locations, but that wasn't what greeted my eyes. Instead I saw a big banner showing how to become a member. You can also learn about the experience of other members of the club, simply by clicking on the link included on the banner and watching the video on the next page. The link here reads, check out Sarah's story. Apparently Sarah was like you, having a boring sex life until she joined Jjoyclub.

A Club For Members

    By now, you should already know that this isn't the regular escort website you are used to. The content of this site is only accessible to members, meaning to enjoy what Joyclub.de has to offer, you have to register to be a member. Registration is quite straightforward though. Simply choose your sexual orientation, the gender you are looking for, your zip code and your birth date.

    After registering to become a member, I was all excited, hoping to jump in straight to the pool of bad bitches on the site only to be disappointed. I was disappointed that the membership was actually a bait because the juicy parts of the website were only accessible to premium subscribers. That's a quick way to lose your boner.

But Where Are The Sluts?

    This website isn't like any other escort website you will come across on the internet. It actually feels like a club for people to explore their sexuality, more than an escort site. Members get to interact with one another in the forum, set up dates, learn about the next swingers party or erotic events they can attend to reach new heights of pleasure. This doesn't however mean you won't find naughty sluts here. There are tons of them, and they are willing to fuck you.

    Recall I told you how important the “more" icon on the homepage was, well that's because it really is. To get connected with a slut, you have to click on the more button and select the sex meeting option. The site by default, identifies your location and filters the results to show you the girls available in that region. Sometimes technology is a beautiful thing but other times it makes you want to vent. But if you must vent, vent with your cock.

    My focus was on the German babes, and they are no doubt beautiful. Their profiles hold as much information as you would desire to know. These girls are not your regular escorts. They will definitely fuck you if you set up a meet with them, but the idea of this club is for sexual exploration. Expect to get connected with really freaky girls who are far above the regular. To connect with them, you must be a premium member, so get your debit cards ready.

Just In case You Ever Get Lucky….

    I would like to tell you that after subscribing you will get free cunts, but it doesn't work that way. You will also have to pay to fuck these girls. Ooops, I guess you didn't like the sound of that. But if you want good quality, be ready to do something different. The profiles here do not contain the rates of the girls. With how detailed they are, it's almost embarrassing they all forgot to indicate their fares. However, these escorts should charge you anything between €150/ 150 USD to €200/ 200 USD per hour.

What I Think Of Joyclub

    There are so many exciting things about this website, but they are all mixed with annoying procedures and processes. It feels like even though the website is simple, it isn't the easiest site to understand. You have to go through a lot of steps to get anything you want. The girls are without a doubt hot, but it's left for you to decide if you are willing to go through all the steps and hurdles on this site, or you find a much easier alternative.