Javqq

Javqq.com

A double q? Never seen the like! But then there’s nothing in a name, not unless you are named Bitcoin and there are thousands of you lying on the ground waiting to be picked up and sold off right quick whenever there’s a dip in market sentiment!

So, Javqq here is a JAV site and if you haven’t already figured that out like an hour ago I will respectfully have to tell you to stop milking your brain cells from your cock every hour and start drinking more fruit smoothies to regain all those lost nutrients! Here’s my Javqq.com review. Read it and weep o ye faithful!

There Are Sluts And There Are JAV Sluts!

    I keep saying that JAV sluts have the beauty and cuteness arena locked down tight and will keep proclaiming this fact till all the world sits up, takes notice and rewards me with a harem of these beautiful wenches with jungle flower-aping cunts! To be in one of these bitches all night or even for a week is right now my main aim in life and never will I rest till this becomes a fantastic reality! Yeah, seeing the way them JAV sluts are posing on the Javqq.com homepage, it sure is easy to tell that they are dying for my cock and will convulse and cum without end once I slip in that boner of mine they have been looking for all their life!

Well, you can blame the above paragraph on my weed seller. I swear that guy is adding weird stuff to the weed he’s selling these days. I just might light his ass up soon and stretch his butt crack with some barbed wire!

Now, Javqq has a deeply conventional website layout. It works, is not flashy, and does not really excite, unless you are talking about the many video image thumbnails showing super-cute and attractive JAV sluts in their birthday suits that it comes equipped with. Site features are moderate too. In other words, this site follows the minimalist design philosophy of most other JAV XXX sites and I am unsure how to feel about that.

So, you get a standard black background color, a basic search bar at the top right, the site logo at the top left, and tabs in the top middle part of the page. This site logo is replicated at the bottom of the homepage and kept company by links to a few JAV sites.

Home, Most Viewed, Best Rated, JAV Studios, Genres and Contact Us tabs are the main tools here used for content sorting and whatnot and there are no login or signup links. I would say the Studios and Genres tabs are the most important and useful here. Hovering your cursor on both of these will bring up an impressive collection of XXX studios and genres and this kind of feature reminds me of a JAV site I reviewed a few days ago. Amateur, Wife, Big Tits, Drama, Lolita, MILF, and others are among the nearly 40 genres covered, with Hero, Prestige, Madonna, Venus, and Attacker being among the almost 50 studios covered.

The Most Viewed and Best Rated tabs are useful in their own ways too. Clicking on either of these will bring up an option you can use to sort the best and most viewed content by studio or genre. That’s nice. I mean, it is not as nice as you offering to suck my dick after licking a stick of menthol, but it is still nice!

What pisses me off here though is that most of us are very unlikely to have heard of any the XXX studios covered here. Even as schooled in XXX as I am, I confess to being not knowledgeable about the vast majority of XXX studios in the Studios tab. Thus, it makes a lot of sense to have a bio page of sorts for them on Javqq. That was not done and that means you gotta go to Bing or Google and search for information on any studio that interests you. Not all of us have the time for that stuff.

XXX stars too are not covered here and there are no tags or categories. The lack of XXX star profile pages is a little puzzling, but then not all smut centers have these because it is time and capital intensive to compile the bio and other stuff of porn stars and write entertaining stuff with this information on all featured XXX star pages. Still, porn star bio pages would have been a really nice feature to see here.

Punchy, Classy, and Cum-Wrecking Stuff

    See the header above? Well, it is in regard to the kind of content you will find on Javqq.com. They are full-length as sin, regularly updated and the quality is good enough to make your eyes bleed!

Another thing will make your eyes bleed here and that’s the insane number of ads on this JAV site. These make watching content a royal pain in the butt and they are often triggered for no obvious reason.

I would also sometimes get warnings from my malware detector that I was getting into forbidden territory and that’s frankly frightening because I got a lot of sensitive information on my system and I am scared out of my wits I’m gonna get hacked and they will leak and lead to the downfall of elites and folks around the world. Yeah, I might even have your nudes on my PC at the moment and you better pray I don’t get hacked anytime soon! I would advise turning on both your ad blocker and your malware software before even thinking of sniffing the undies of the JAV sluts on Javqq.com! And better not click on any ad or link saying this or that non-existent girl misses and want to talk to you or you will be sorry your ass was ever born!

Anyway, HD downloads and streaming are enabled by default and there’s an option that lets your caption content. And talking of content, titles here appear to have been translated into English, and speaking them out aloud well could give you an enduring migraine! Videos load reasonably fast here and playback issues are minimal. Most content do not appeared to be censored too and that means there’s a lot of gaping pussies and jiggling boobies waiting to spoil your eyeballs rotten!

What I Think Of Javqq

Javqq is the textbook definition of average. Its name, site features, site design, and user options are all average to the bone and there’s nothing about it that stands out and smacks you on the cheek. Its sole redeeming feature is that it has a lot of sweet JAV content, but even then, enjoying these can be problematic due to the presence of ads and warnings from your malware detector.

Frankly, this is not a site I feel comfortable recommending. But if you are prepared to forgive its many defects, then you should have sweet times aplenty jerking off to its full length and cock-wriggling JAV smut!