JavMost

JavMost.com

    Japanese porn video sites are places where the titties of the actresses are mostly huge and the dicks fucking them cannot be praised on that same note but we still enjoy injecting their smut into our veins like its drugs.

    I come here today with my Javmost.com review to deliver information that your balls would get on their knees to thank me for. I’m here to see if this site is worth introducing to your meat.

Javmost Or Mostly Thrash?

    The amount of Ads that I was hit in the face with on this site is like a bad omen for the site because as you guys already know, my dream goal would be to fuck every Ad in the ass without any lube and destroy them till they are banished from existence. The Ads came in all shapes and sizes that were specially created to annoy the shit out of any human trying to find his or her way to some smut.

    While the top of the site had a dark theme, the rest of the site was crystal white. That is like saying you don’t want to fuck a donkey while your dick is already inside. I was able to differentiate the thumbnails that are for the porn videos from the ones that are for their never-ending barrage of Ads. They are all huge and feature scenes in the porn movies. I think I like their style of porn thumbnails because I can see what I am getting my meat into beforehand.

    There is a search icon that not only allows you to search for the name of the video, but you can also search for the actresses by name and even search for a director if you’ve found a director guy that you love so much and wish to jerk off to both him and more of his work. On the side of the page, I saw where I could go to different pages and an option to choose a random video or their most viewed one.

    The Menu looked like every other menu I’ve seen so it won’t be getting any praise from me. They have the option to take you; Home, categories, porn stars, most viewed, new release, code, best rated, director, maker, and advanced search. You know you’re on a Japanese porn site when you’re given the option to find videos through a code like some kind of horny perverted spy ninja.

Spreading The Site’s Cheeks Apart For A Better View!

    Since I was already in the Code section of the site I decided to find a porn video that I will watch here. This one was named “SNIS 937”. That has got to be the code because every video in the section has different but similar codes. Getting to play the video was as hard as getting Mia Khalifa to stop whoring around. I was bombarded with pop-up ads and redirected to fresh pages for more Ads.

    I also chose that porn video because the actress looks like a sex doll brought to life by Pinocchio’s maker when he got tired of wanking to wooden figures of women. It is for that reason that I spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to see the video in the face of so much opposition and Ads on steroids. When I finally got to see the video, I also saw that the person in charge of creating the thumbnail picture may have used Photoshop to make her look like a doll.

    I expected the usual pixelated shit that we usually see in Japanese porn videos because the country isn’t trying to create more full-blown perverts but the video I am watching had no such restrictions. I was able to see into every hole that I wanted and I also got to see the male actor’s dick even though I’m not crazy about the sight of a dick, it still beats having to use my imagination.

    Overall, I found the stress of having to fight before getting to watch the video to be too stressful and now the spirit of horniness eludes me and the only thing I wanted to use my right hand for was to punch whoever allowed this much Ads on a porn site. And it didn’t help that almost all the porn videos here are over 1 hour in length so you’ll have to get Adrenaline shots to the dick to have the energy to watch their shit after fighting so many ads.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Javmost

    This site might have gotten a positive review from me if I wasn’t having PTSD thanks to all the Ads I had to fight with the same commitment of a horny crazy person who has the bluest balls in the world. And don’t you forget that this was for the sake of reviewing the site for your eyeball's safety. I found the site to be a hot mess and not in a sexy way at all. It’s a pretty good site for tasting how long you can stay sane in a difficult environment but otherwise, it isn’t worth shit.