Javiku

Javiku.com

    For a site name, Javiku sure does sound like a special kind of turd! Or am I being too harsh? Hell no! There aren’t that many JAV sites out there and picking an easily recognizable, erotic, and unique name shouldn’t be as hard as some sites make it out to be.

    But then I don’t speak the language and for all I know, Javiku might refer to a special kind of teen JAV cunt that the fellas in the country eat with chopsticks on special days of the year! Scoff all you like, but anything is possible these days.

    So, here’s my Javiku.com review. I’ve written better reviews than this, so better don’t be expecting the usual literary masterpieces that get legends like Hemingway and Mario Puzo rooting for me in their graves!

Holy Cumming Shit!

    There’s something that you and I both know and pretty much anyone who has been to a porn site knows as well. And that is the need to have a site page that’s so alluring and attractive that all visitors can think of is visiting the page again and again till their cocks get tired of the whole deal and refuse to get hard for duty. Well, as to be expected, Javiku fails hard in that aspect.

    Yeah, there’s nothing in the least glamorous or eye-catching about the site design or the content pasted on the site page and they need to go learn some lessons from the likes of XVideos and XNXX! Even the video image thumbnails on show here look kind of faded and only the most determined of all fappers would have the motivation to click on them.

    The site makes use of the usual white background color and there’s no dark mode for when the sun has set and your eyeballs need some relief. A basic search bar and a purple-colored and very ordinary-looking site logo are the top stuff atop the homepage and below these are the main tabs. To the right are links to the most viewed JAV actresses, recommended series, and most popular posts and because of that the content image thumbnails only fill up ⅔ of the screen real estate.

    Available options allow content sorting by published date, the number of views, comments, rating and likes, and title, while other options change the way content thumbnails are shown to your eyeballs. I would advise leaving the default mode the way it is unless you have a fetish for browsing through a vertical list of XXX thumbnails.

    So, making my way to the bottom of the homepage I hoped to run across the usual Contact Us, DMCA, and About Us links. But those weren’t there. All that’s there is some brief text explaining that Javiku.com does not host the content seen on the site and that all JAV models featured in its videos are 18 years old at the least. For sure them JAV sluts look underage as fuck and that is basically their signature move. But if they offered me that seemingly underage poon I am still smashing it apart like it is a pinata!

    Anyway, there IS a DMCA link, as well as privacy policy and 2257 links. But these are atop the homepage, serving as part of the main tabs when they should have been lodged at the bottom of the page. For sure the site admin/designer here is one weird dude and I won’t be surprised to hear that he fucks unripe oranges for supper and watermelons on weekends!

Have JAV, Will Bang Hard!

    More than most other genres, JAV smut is optimized for rad orgasms. It has to do with the combo of very cute and petite girls often taking an outsized dick in their usually unshaven slits. Seeing stuff like that and imagining yourself between the legs of these ladies, shoving every inch of your boner into their warm interior and making their uterus throb will just about make you cum like there’s a tangible reward attached to the volume of jism you output!

    Anyway, it is past time I talked about the main tabs. These comprise Home, Actress, English Sub JAV Videos, Twitter Javiku, 2257, Privacy Policy, and DMCA. All these tabs do what they say on the tin, though there are no model bio pages to be had in the Actress tab. Incidentally, this should have been named the Actors tab, because it has an alphabetical list of both male and female JAV artists.

    While there are no direct means to contact the site admin and maybe ask that the panties of this or that JAV actress be shipped to you or else, you can click on the Twitter Javiku tab and chat up the admin. But the latest posts on that Twitter page are from August 2021 and the latest posts on Javiku itself are from March 25, 2021.

    Video title samples include This Girl Gets Gambled Away By Her Horrible Boyfriend and Fucked, Relaxed Older Step-Sister Doesn’t Wear Panties In The Summer, Seduced By My Immoral Step-Sister, A Beautiful Girl’s Mother Remarries Into A Family Of Losers, and I Used To Sleep With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend. For sure the titles here are very descriptive, but the phrasing is sure to piss off my old English teacher big time! Anyway, there are 183 pages of content on Javiku.com and that’s pretty good if I do say so.

    Playback options are limited and clicking any of the few listed options will always trigger pop-up ads. You can watch content in full screen, add captions and adjust the playback speed, and enable a picture-in-picture or Google Cast mode, plus share content on varied social media. But content quality is not indicated.

    That said, videos load fast here and play with zero issues, and look good while at it. I would assess the quality as HD or so and the videos all appear to be full-length. One video titled My Beloved Little Sister Sex With Older Man was all about a crying bride getting licked and fucked on her wedding day while her brother and others helplessly watch. Honestly, I found it a little disturbing.

    Well, if you are like me, some of the content here which involves brotherly and sisterly fuckathons will be disturbing. Not saying such kind of stuff might convince you to take your sister or brother behind the shed and bone them like crazy, but I am just not into that kind of genre.

    So, content on the site is mostly captioned in English and there are a few videos that won’t load. And yeah, censored content is what you are gonna see and if you have a problem with that then you better take it up with the Japanese government!

What I Think Of Javiku

    If you are after thousands of censored, full-length and mostly English captioned JAV porn of around HD quality, then a site like this is a good choice. But if you feel you deserve better and can’t deal with the eagerness that pop-up ads crowd your screen when you are watching videos on Javiku, then there are lots of other JAV sites that will fill your requirements better than a round cock in a round hole!

    Personally, I don’t like the Javiku site setup, and the relative lack of user options, plus I hate the persistent pop-up ads. This is not the kind of site I can bookmark, not even if I am a drunker than a three-legged skunk on prime moonshine! You are welcome to feel different, but that’s your business.