JapXTube

JapXTube.com

    Japanese cars have crazy longevity and their women have similar durability. You can fuck a hairy cunted Japanese lady from morning till night and all she’s gonna do is writhe on your bed like she’s trying to screw herself on your dick and feed off your cock for the rest of her natural life! Other chicks are mostly not like that, but once you got the local street thots nicely impaled, they will let you pound them back to the Stone Age!

    As I was saying, Japanese chicks are on a whole other level and JapXTube got tons of them sluts. If only there was a way to ship a ton or two of them to my doorstep! Here’s my JapXTube review. Read it, sit back and appreciate the cock screwing skills of laddies of Nippon!

Jackhammer Drill Them Slick Tubes!

    JapXTube has the typical porn site design, with a white background color and content thumbnails in rows. Nothing here stands out or is novel and I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out that they got their website designed for free on an iPhone 6 by a middle school dropout!

    The site logo is as average as a loaf of wheat bread baked by the most bored and least talented staff at the local bakery and there’s a basic search bar atop the page that spans nearly its whole width. Sorting options here are not performed via the main tabs as there are no main tabs. Instead, at the left of the homepage are options to sort videos by popularity, length, newness, and category. The XXX categories there have numbers that indicates how many videos of each are available, with Asian, BDSM, Cuckold, Granny, Lesbian, Massage, Mature, MILF, Shemale, and Wife having the most numbers and content.

    There are no other site features other than what’s already enumerated and that makes JapXTube as basic as Neanderthal dining on raw carp in a mud cave! Even the bottom of the site homepage hosts nothing more exciting than a list of supposedly top XXX sites dealing with Asian XXX. There’s a Support & Complaints link though and it wouldn’t surprise me to put in a complaint and get an answer in the year 4,000!

Enjoy The Basic Fucks Of Life!

    Well, there is nothing wrong with basic stuff and honestly most sites these days are too feature-packed for comfort and can be intimidating to use. Is that a defense of the very basic creation that is JapXTube.com? Not at all! That site is basic to a degree not even the saints would have patience for and a proper defense of it cannot be mounted by any sensible wanker whose brains has not yet been drained through his one-eyed little man!

    Now, titles here are often not in English and y’all better get used to that because it’s a JAV site and not XVideos. Plus titles are not needed so long as the porn is good enough, as JAV smut often is.

    Worth noting is that apart from a title and runtime, the content thumbnails on this site do not have any indication as to when they were posted. And yes, you can sort videos by newness, but dates are not shown anywhere and because of that, you and I have almost zero knowledge of the content update frequency. That sucks limp dick!

    There doesn’t seem like there’s much porn here and if you sort content by length, newness, or popularity, what you get will fill up a single page and nothing more. Due to that and going by the number of videos on the category list at the far left of the site homepage, I would say that JapXTube has a maximum of 5K videos and that is a shameful number, to be honest.

    Sample titles in the most popular category section are as follows: Mother In Law, Elder Man Next Door, Japanese Nostalgic Porn, Sex With Parent 2, Innocent Teen Female Dom Sex, The Impotent King, Living With My Lustful Mommy, and First Time Anal. The latter video was hosted on AsianPornLabs, an unsecured site. It starred a chick called Evelyn Lin, plus a dude by the name of Reno, with the Evelyn chick being slim and pretty, plus shy and innocent and Reno being a big dude with long hair.

    He puts her on a chair, pulls down her top, sucks her small but firm titties, and gives her his cock to masticate. She later got on top of him and bounced around on his dick, before she got bent over and fucked from the back. After a while, Evelyn got on a table and had her asshole fingered and her cunt licked. The finger in her butthole was later replaced with Reno’s long and hard cock and it seemed to cause her pain, though a little while later that dick was going into and out of her asshole like it had been greased with a pound of pig fat!

    So, JapXTube is both a porn aggregator site and a porn site. Most videos are hosted on JapXTube, but some of the content seems to be on other porn sites and there’s no way to know which videos are hosted on JapXTube or other sites till you click the video thumbnail.

    The videos that are hosted on JapXTube are low-quality fuckers, with very limited playback options. Standard quality seems to be 480p and that kind of dated stuff can blind you!

What I Think Of JapXTube

    Got weeks-old garbage in the house you can’t get rid of at the moment that smells up the block and gets more rats than hot chicks streaming into your home? Well, that is how I feel about JapXTube. The site has no redeeming feature and if it was the only porn site left on the globe, I would cheerfully become celibate, cut off my dick and my right hand and become a nun in Tibet!