Japan-Whores

Japan-Whores.com

It is a bit unsettling seeing a JAV site refer to JAV models as whores. Sure they are whores who spread their legs so rapidly and easily you wonder if them pins are spring-loaded, but no one actually calls them that. No one except me and the PornDude, I reckon!

Anyway, here’s my Japan-Whores.com review. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the site is a sight for sore eyes, but it does have content from sluts like Maria Ozawa. And if chicks like these have not yet made your cock bleed, then your right hand is not working as hard as it should! Here goes!

Addicted To Whores And Cum Drinkers!

    Ever put it in a whore? Then have a seat at this high table and tell us in great detail how your cock choked her up and got her speaking in tongues like a holy roller at the biggest crusade of the year! And those of you who are fond of fucking whores bowlegged, breathless, and senseless will soon have your say on the prime-time network slot I am buying soon!

Now, let’s talk business. The web design on Japan-Whores is at least 15 years out of date and the whole thing is painful to the eyeballs. The top of the page has some tabs, below which are image thumbnails of the most popular Asian XXX, and the newest Asian XXX. Further down are XXX categories and descriptions, JAV models and their bios, and XXX channels and their bios. Tags, DMCA, Terms of Use, and Mobile Version links are at the bottom of the homepage.

User options here are standard. Included is a site logo at the top left, a basic search bar for searching through images and videos, and login/register options at the far right, plus an Upload button for members only. Registering is both free and easy and takes up to 30 seconds. That’s 30 seconds you won’t ever get back, but it does seem worth it.

The user options here are mainly found in the main tabs. These are Home, Videos, Pictures, AV Idols, Categories, Channels, Premium HD, Live Cam, and Mobile Version, and next to the latter is a language option. The inclusion of a language option on Japan-Whores appears impressive on the surface, but only one language aside from the default English language is supported and that’s Japanese.

So, both the Premium HD and Live Cams tabs are just ads for live cam sites. You can therefore ignore them without being eaten by rats as you sleep! Channels like JAV Models, All Japanese Pass, ShemaleXXX, JapaneseMatures, Outdoor JP, Asians Bondage, Asian Apple Seeds, and UraLesbians can be found in the Channels tab.

There’s no alphabetical arrangement of channels here and that makes sorting through them a chore. Channel bio pages are also lacking, but if you hover your cursor over the image thumbnail representing each channel in the channel page, a brief overview of it will appear. Videos on each channel page can also be sorted using a surprisingly extensive array of options.

The Categories tab on the site has a pull-down menu and is laden with XXX categories, while the AV Idols tab has 88 pages filled with the images and content of varied Asian sluts. These all lack bio pages, but the varied sorting options present in the Channels tab are featured also and this allows sorting the content of each slut by varied means.

Both the Videos and Pictures tabs do what they are supposed to and there are 2,040 pages of image galleries here containing reasonably hi-res photos, as well as 2,616 pages of videos. That’s not too shabby.

We Must Cum Or Perish!

    Getting the cum out of your nodding snake is a duty that supersedes all others! But that does not mean you must be stupid while getting the wanking content you need to milk your boner dry enough to turn it into a blowpipe!

See, Japan-Whores is an unsafe site. It is literally unsecured and that means if you ever visit it, your malware detector, ad blocker, and the other software in your arsenal must be active and ready for battle. Unsecured sites like these are traps meant to snag the stupid and careless and you better not fall for what this JAV site is selling, or my boot will find a new home up to your ass!

Now, video content on Japan-Whores.com is usually less than 10 minutes long. Options on the homepage allow access to the newest, top-rated, and most popular content and that’s how it should be. Video titles might not have been composed by a native English speaker and would sound hella odd to any English professor. Better sounding samples include Redhead Asian Get Sucked And Fucked On The Beach, Japanese Angel Is Giving Blowjob To Her Boyfriend In The Playstore, Horny and Petite Asian Lesbians Are Playing With Love Tunnels, and Amateur Japanese With Small Knockers Is Sucking Penis.

Playback options are limited and you can expect some playback issues now and then. Video quality is rather poor- like 360p at the maximum- and this cannot be dialed up. Watching videos on this site is not the most pleasant of tasks for sure and a great deal of the stuff here is censored. And I don’t know about you, but I can’t waste time watching XXX videos and imagining what the pussy of a slut looks like, rather than actually seeing it gaping wide on my screen! Fuck this censored shit for real!

What I Think of Japan-Whores

Out of a score of a hundred I would give Japan-Whores like 15 marks and that’s being generous. XXX sites like these have no reason to exist in the 21st century and their very existence is an affront.
Fuck this whore of a site in its great hairy ass!