Jable

Jable.tv

    Sable, I know of. But what in the holy and uber-slutty hell is Jable? It sounds like a nonsense word invented by a mumble rapper who probably still sleeps in his mom’s basement and has a thing for sniffing his sister’s worn undies! Folks like that either turn into serial killers, or go around telling the local thots to stop spreading their slim legs for a hottie like me. The nerve!

    Anyway, Jable is the name of a Chinese porn site that has all the full-length smut your right hand has been dying to get acquainted with. The stuff there is all about the prettiest and sluttiest Chinese ladies spreading it and taking hard dick as eagerly as the rest of you take bagfuls of lottery wins! Tune in to this Jable.TV review y’all and prosper, or go suck Casper!

Sexy But All Jumbled!

    Every fucking thing on Jable.TV is in Chinese and that could be a passive-aggressive way of telling you to learn the language or go fuck yourself with a moray eel! Actually though, there’s a language menu at the top right of the homepage, with English and Chinese being the two supported languages. Cool, I say! However, it must be noted that not everything here is translated into English and that can be frustrating.

    Now, Jable.TV has a very slick and modern look. There is nothing to complain about, though the homepage does seem a little bit crowded with stuff. Anyway, the black background design and the clear delineation of user options and features sits well with me.

    The user options I was talking about are mostly focused on the top of the page. At the right is the language option I was waxing lyrical about a few minutes ago, plus a basic search bar and a Login tab. You can use the latter option to sign up for free here, with the sign up process not taking more than 15 seconds or so. Most of the membership benefits have to do with your being able to mark stuff as your favorites and decide which video to watch later. Incidentally, the watch later option is labeled “Water Later” and I guess that whoever wrote it has an addiction to do with letting teen chicks piss on him late at night after the day’s work!

    The main tabs are New, Blu-Ray, HD Jav, Best Porn, and Sex Chat and there’s an option at the far left that has a potent selection of filters. You can use the featured filters to search for chicks according to the clothes they are wearing, the theme they are portraying, the character they are playing as, their location during the whole porn shoot, what they did during the action like squirt or kiss, their body type and more. This is seriously one of the most comprehensive sets of filters I have seen on a porn site and I don’t think even XVideos has this kind of extensive filters.

    So, the New tab loads new smut on the homepage, and both the Bluray and JAV HD tabs take you to a Japanese porn site. As for the other two tabs, they are there for transporting your hard and muscled behind to a porn site and what looks like an XXX forum.

Chinese Slits Have A Commie Tang!

    Those of you very committed fuckers should be overly happy to know that there is some seriously full-length wank material on Jable.TV. The videos here mostly seem to have 2-hour plus runtimes and there’s none of that bullshit 5-10 minute videos you see all too often on other porn sites. No sir! Jable is all about entertaining you to the fullest with the longest-running stuff and this is why I have been making an effort to thank the owner by ceaselessly trying out my Moses trick on the legs of his favorite sister! Still, there are videos on the site that are less than 30 minutes long.

    Now, there are supposedly 22,148 videos on Jable. TV. Updates appear regular too, but the update schedule is a bit opaque.

    Movie titles on this Chinese porn site tend to be overly long, often to the point of absurdity. And some titles make zero sense. Sample titles include A Female Employee Who Has Just Come To Tokyo and Is Soon Violently Raped, Bath Time With My Uncle Who Raised Me Instead Of A Father Every Day, A Serious and Moody Childhood Friend Shows Off Her Seductive Panty Shots and Appeals With All Her Power, One Night and Two Days on a Fornication Trip and A Beautiful Lawyer Is Falling Down To The Raving Nymphomaniac. The latter was uploaded 3 years ago and has over 460K views. The runtime is slightly above 2 hours and the action consists of a chick called Maki Mizusawa who gets to work fucking several men and touching her hot bod.

    My Neighbor Who Misunderstood The Temptation of an Unaware Big Ass Wife’s Share Bread As An Adultery OK Sign Made Me Vaginal Cum Shot Many Times With A Runaway Piston That Shakes My Ass is one of the overly lengthy titles I was talking about. And the whole video had me laughing at times. It was about a beautiful chick by the name of Luna Tsukino with an even more beautiful backside seducing her neighbor. After teasing the guy for many minutes, she lets him touch her, fuck her, and cum in her tight twat. Not a bad movie, but the acting was bad enough to merit a shipload of Razzies.

    And oh, videos here tend to have the genitals blurred. Y’all better be cool about not seeing sweet snatch and hard cock.

    Playback options here are rather limited. But the videos look very good. Their quality should be 720p or more and I am still amazed at how fast they load and play.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Jable

    Jable ticks all the boxes I care to put out and is a seriously lit site that can never get enough love from yours truly and his mighty spear of destiny!