InternetChicks

InternetChicks.com

    Most of the chicks you find on the internet these days are easy. All you gotta do is tell them they are beautiful and they will rush over to your house and do themselves an injury trying to open their legs for you at near the speed of light! Unfortunately though, some of these girls are business-minded, and rather than give it up for free, they do their stuff online to paying audiences. Better don’t look down on what they do because these sluts are making serious money, with Bhad Bhabie reportedly taking home a cool $53 million within a single year! And she’s still a teen.

    Am I mad? No, but I am jealous and sure could use $53 million. But let’s leave that aside for the moment and focus on this InternetChicks.com review and yeah, it’s a site full of social media leaks of this and that thot on this and that dick.

Crazily Funky, Fuckable, and Sexy Internet Chicks!

    While my parents never miss a chance to glamorize the 70s and 80s, I sure can’t help but be happy for being raised in the internet age of the late 90s and this century. My happiness mostly has to do with the fact that chicks of the internet age aren’t the shrinking violets their parents and grandparents were and there’s just something immensely erotic about how they very eagerly share their nudes and suck your boner without your needing to ask. Hell, this is the age of boner worship and wherever you are, finding girls on the net at any hour who will praise you to the skies, dance nude for you, and fuck themselves to bits for your pleasure has become so easy it is sometimes scary.

    Now, InternetChicks.com has an alluring website setup and I would give the site creator a score of 9/10. You could almost confuse this website with that meant for a high-end Amsterdam brothel, and the red accents on the black background color reinforce this impression.

    The site content thumbnails are tastefully crafted and comprise rectangles with curvy corners. They all have that glossy look that indicates quality and the information on them lets you know the social media site they were taken from, their title, upload date, and name of the thot featured therein. There are slightly more than 183 pages of these thumbnails which is not too bad. At 32 thumbnails per page, that amounts to slightly less than 5,900 videos on this leak site.

    Browsing from the first page to the last is easy here and I love that about as much as I loved the sight of a puckered asshole on a video thumbnail that announced the fact that the anal XXX video of a slut named GwenGwiz had been leaked. Never heard of the chick before, but if her asshole is any indication, she’s one tight fucker and I might be needing her to fart up my nose sometime soon!

    Content sorting here is handled by a pill-shaped and basic search bar at the top right of the homepage, and this is aided by the main tabs. These tabs are Trending, Actresses, Categories, Live Sex, Live Cams, and ThePornDude. The latter tab will take you to the website of that porn-addicted fella whose right hand is now reportedly about as big as a tree trunk. Learn from him and don’t wank so much when you could be outside smelling fresh air and looking up the skirts of MILFs at the park, who love to wheel their snotty-nosed kids around and eyeball your crotch like their next paycheck is gonna come from the mouth of your one-eyed snake!

    Where was I? Oh yeah! Them MILFs will be the death of me someday! The Live Cam tab is a direct link to CamCitizen and there are enough fine white girls there of all body types to get a woody believing it has been reincarnated as an iroko tree and must perform its prime function of breaking cervices or else! The Live Sex tab is also a direct Stripchat.com link and if you know the site in question, that’s all the indication needed to convince you to go for a deliverance session conducted by a horsewhip-wielding holy roller!

    You get your money’s worth from the Categories tab though. Featured categories include ManyVids, OnlyFans, Femdom, Patreon, TikTok, Photos, Snapchat, Webcam and ASMR. That’s right, there are only 9 categories here, which is not a lot. A way of sorting all sluts on the site by body type, holes fingered, cock-sucking ability, and pussy fatness would have been sweet! And in case you are confused, the Photos category I just mentioned has photos only, while the others have a mixture of content.

    Great stuff also can be picked from the Actresses tab and yeah, the sluts named in that section are actresses in much the same way that I am a moon-fucking astronaut! The Actresses tab has alphabetically-sorted names of thots and social media sluts, but sadly it is not possible to sort them by the number of content they have on InternetChicks.com or by using any other metric. Bhad Bhabie has her name listed, as does Emily Black, Lana Rhoades, and Mia Monroe. For some reason though, Helayna Marie’sname was missing. That’s heresy since I am fully convinced this chick is the most beautiful woman on the planet and if you don’t feel the same way there’s an eye doctor I can recommend for you!

    Also, there are no profiles for any of these “Actresses” to be seen, let alone links to their social media handles. When you click on a name, only the content of that particular chick is presented to you. And while that is nice, having a profile you can eyeball and be envious of is something that would have made some sense.

    And as for the Trending tab, it does what it says on the tin and it better should, or there will be a lawsuit waiting for it!

Internet Chicks On Fleek And On Dick!

    Visiting social media leak sites like InternetChicks means you  gotta prep well. Why? Well, it is there that you can often see some of the most famous and beautiful girls in the world doing things to slit and dick that your mind would never have dared cover in your wet dreams!

    Prepping in this case involves getting some heavy-duty chains to tie down your dick in case it goes berserk on seeing what your Instagram crush is doing to a dildo or Lovense XXX toy! Plus you gotta make sure you have the biggest cum bucket handy and live in an isolated area in case this bucket is not enough and you gotta go outside and cum like you are fighting the biggest forest blaze to ever hit California!

    Now, like I previously said, InternetChicks has possibly the prettiest content image thumbnails in the porn/leak world. This might not be a big deal to you, but it is to me because such things matter and can affect the look and feel of a website. Multiple daily uploads are the norm here and the latest content is presented first on the homepage by default. These include Hannah Jo 69 Blowjob Porn Video Leaked, Lena Paul Sex Tape Porn Video Leaked, Alimity Ass Strip Video Leaked, Mia Malkova BG Porn Video Leaked, BigTittyGothEgg Fuck Me POV Video Leaked and Skylarmaexo Cowgirl Squirting Video Leaked.

    I dived into the Trending section and one of the first videos there was titled Amouranth Fingering Porn Video Leaked. That sounded nice, but honestly, the content titles here are too similar for my taste. Anyway, the Amouranth video is 10:45 minutes long and it opens with this oval-faced, slim, and pretty thot seated on a chair and caressing her body. She’s dressed in white undies and goes on to hump the arm of her chair. The video wasn’t all that good since this chick never allowed a complete view of her snatch and her tits, and I wonder who told her that her slit is special!

    Disappointed, I went back to the Trending section and picked out another video titled Nala Fitness Sex Tape Video Leaked. This one was 14:37 minutes long and the Nala chick is a slim redhead with a small but eminently shakeable booty. Most of the video consisted of her showing off her arch game and sucking dick. But in the last 4 minutes, she got a doggy style and missionary fuck and her cunt is an average hole that can absorb some pretty intense jackhammer fucks. And oh, the guy came in her, so you can say she got bred like a cow out in the pasture!

    Videos here have multiple players and you can choose from any of them. The content quality is often not stated, but in others, it maxes out at HD or Full HD. Playback options seem to vary according to the video player selected and that’s something that takes getting used to. Average video length is 8 to 9 minutes.

    And by the way, I forgot to mention that there are only 5 pages of photo galleries here and you will come across these by diving into the the Photos section of the featured XXX categories. Unfortunately, InternetChicks does not seem to host these photos and that makes getting access to them something only a migraine could love! Okay okay, it is not that hard to get at these image galleries and they are hosted on ImageTwist. That said, you gotta register for free there before you can view these images and that sorta ticks me off.

What I Think Of InternetChicks

    This site has it all, with a cool site name, and an even cooler website setup, plus loads of regularly updated and high-quality content serving to advertise its preparedness to stand tall and wage battle with older and more established XXX and leak sites. InternetChicks has only been in business for like a year and that’s not enough time to judge its staying power. But I love what I see and I am recommending it for every award in the book. But they do need to take it easy with the pop-up ads or risk getting ass-fucked in my dreams!