IBackpage

IBackpage.com

    Backpage.com is gone, may its name be praised and remembered forevermore. The site, if I remember correctly, was bulldozed and atom bombed to bits by the feds, who said it was a hub of prostitution and other vices. Since then, varied sites that look just like and work just like it have been appearing on the net almost like they were being shot out of a cannon shell! And IBackpage is precisely one such site.

    IBackpage is just the old Backpage com with an extra I to its name and has all the features and functionalities of its forebear. Let’s hope the feds don’t close this one down too in this life or the next! Anyway, here’s my IBackpage.com review. Read it and prosper like a fed with his dick stuck in a too-tight bottle!

No Sweeter Twin Than IBackpage!

    I wouldn’t be surprised in the least to be told that the fellas behind the original Backpage copied all their site details on a hard disk and re-uploaded it on IBackpage.com. Both sites have very identical design elements and could easily pass for each other. The only discernible difference is that headers and city names at IBackpage are colored red, whereas those on Backpage had a pussy-creamy color!

     Site design here is a simple affair as expected, with a background color of white and an impressive selection of countries and cities pasted on the homepage. There’s a search bar at the top that lacks advanced search functionalities, while the top right has login and sign-in, plus post ad links. You can only post ads if you are a member and membership is free. However, to become a member you will need to fill a form and input stuff like your zip code, address, phone number, country, city, country code, state, first, and last name. That sure is a lot of details and I am certainly not comfortable with that.

    Indeed, I can just see the feds using this kind of information to track me to my house and haul me off in cuffs for paying escort sluts to perform hardcore stuff on me that my wife and girlfriends would be very pissed to hear! In summary, I feel that IBackpage com is asking for extremely intimate details for registration purposes, though it could be that I am just a paranoid pervert who thinks the federal government stays up all night thinking up ways and means to get my monumental and monumentally active woody in trouble!

    So, the Contact us, Terms & Conditions, and other links are at the page bottom where they are easy to miss. Overall, I would rank the website design as being of the simple, non-flashy, nostalgic, and immensely forgettable type that could have been put together as part of a middle school project.

Escorts On IBackpage

    Just like the original Backpage, IBackpage is big. On its page are countries and city names aplenty, with America and Canada coming first and Africa coming last of all. South America is well represented, and if you have a thing for escorts in China or UAE you can satisfy that itch and get in the cumming way whenever you are in those countries for a business trip or whatever.

    The way stuff works here, country names are written in red, with city names being light blue. To get to work, just click on any city name that looks like it might have sexy escorts aplenty, choose escorts or adult work from the Craiglist-style page that pops up and get to work checking out escort profiles and calling them bitches up.

    From the extensive list of countries on the IBackpage com homepage, I opted to dive into Iceland first of all. As to why, I guess it is because I’ve always heard that Eskimo pussy can be mighty cold and want to see that for myself! Incidentally, no Icelandic city name can be found beneath the Iceland country name, which is weird.

    Anyway, I clicked on Iceland, and this opened a new tab where ads relating to just about every type of commerce can be seen. Yeah, I mentioned this looking like Craiglist, right? So, escort ads and adult jobs are at the top left of this page and so I clicked the Escort link. I then got asked to either exit that page or tap a button that says I am at least 21 years old.

    The Iceland section sure does have a lot of escort profile ads. I was expecting like 5 or so of these, but there’s far more than that. Ads here and everywhere else are arranged by date, but these dates often make little sense. The top of the Iceland page and all other country pages has a Gallery link that lets you check out all the photos them sluts posted and either go to the IBackpage homepage or dive into escort profile ads in other cities.

    Escort ad titles on this escort site lack images. They are normally crafted to pique interest and usually list the age of them sluts. Escort profiles once clicked on and prized open have around 5 images hidden within on average, plus a bio that reads like it was written by an AI. Once within an escort profile, you can reach the escort via the number she posted, or use her unique ad ID to report her for shady activities or whatever.

What I Think of IBackpage

    It would have been rad for IBackpage to copy the original Backpage and improve on it in all possible aspects. But that wasn’t done. Pity.

    I would say that IBackpage is adequate for just about any purpose. Even though it hosts unverified and poorly constructed escort profile ads from all over the planet, you might opt to take a chance and bookmark it, since you only live once and have a lot of cunts to dive into before your demise!