HentaiHaven

HentaiHaven.xxx

    Heaven has always been my favorite place in the whole wide world. I imagine it to be a place where you can drink all the pink champagne and Kentucky sour mash you want and dedicate your entire life to fingering and drilling babes who look like they came out of a supermodel production factory and have a mission to empty every erect cock they come across!

    Oh damn! I’m supposed to review Hentai Haven, rather than be talking shit about heaven. Yeah, heaven and haven don’t mean the same thing, but who’s keeping track? Anyway, here’s my HentaiHaven.xxx review and yes, this is one Hentai-focused XXX site that has almost enough toon porn to make the people over at Cartoon Network foam at the mouth!

Haven Is The Goal!

    Hentai Haven XXX has a standard homepage with a few ads on it. There’s a grey background here, with the top and bottom having a red banner that makes the whole thing look a little more festive. You get varied selections of hentai XXX on the homepage itself, with a list of genres and tags at the right part. 3D Hentai, Anal, Romance, and Shota genres are available, while tags include Anime Hentai, Blowjob, Oral Sex, and Orgasm.

    Sign-in and login tabs can be found at the top right and registering is free. All you need is an email, nickname, and a password of your choosing that you can remember without battering your head something awful with a mallet or something.

    Anyway, there’s a site logo pasted at the top left of the page, looking like a couple of lightning bolts. It’s a couple of stylized Hs. Pick Your Poison, Uncensored, Young, Yuri, Fury, and Hentai Games are the tabs that can be seen and to their right is a search bar that does not work as it should. Or rather, it works by triggering pop-up ads with every click.

    Overall, site design and features on this Hentai site are average and just a minute after logging off there’s a good possibility you will forget what Hentai Haven looks like. Yeah, it is that ordinary.

Pick Your Poison And Perish!

    If you are suicidal, the Pick Your Poison tab is not where to go when you want it all to end. This tab instead comes with a search bar, plus options to sort content by the number of views, rating, recentness, and A-Z. Content updates here is reasonable, but nothing to applaud.

    Both the search bar and above-mentioned content sorting options are available on all the other tabs, bar the Hentai Games tab, which is useless in that it takes you off-site to different toon or porn sites. And by the way, clicking on any tab here is liable to trigger the opening of a new tab directing you to sites you had no initial intention of visiting.

    Anyway, if the content sorting options I’ve talked about so far are unappealing, you only need to ignore them and take yourself to the HentaiHaven.XXX homepage. Like I said before, there are varied content image thumbnails there, with these being sectionally arranged by new hentai, trending, uncensored hentai, tentacle hentai, incest hentai, teen/young hentai, and yuri hentai. All these hentai sections on the homepage have a See More option that directs you to more of the same. Plus there are more than enough tags and genres on the homepage to immerse yourself in.

    The first genre I decided to take myself to during this review was unsurprisingly 3D hentai and I clicked on it right from the homepage. Sample titles include Harley Quinn Hentai, Semen Analysis, and Senpai. But the total 3D hentai porn on this site does not exceed 22. That’s a crying shame.

    Next, eager to see some clear cunt pictures, I went the Uncensored Hentai route. Sample titles in the uncensored category include Amanee, First Love, and Princess 69. I could include more sample titles, but most are in Japanese and unpronounceable on my stiff tongue.

    Now, this site is like you might have noticed filled with ads. It gets worse in that if you have your ad blocker activated you have to turn it off before you can watch any content. Do that though and the number of visible ads will triple at the very least.

    Anyway, content can be rated and commented on and feature a short description, though downloads are not supported. It is often worth the time to go through these comments, and they remind me a little bit of Reddit threads. And yes, content does load fast and play smoothly, once you deactivate your ad blocker that is.

What I Think HentaiHaven

    Frankly, Hentai Haven is not the haven it thinks it is. It is a boring piece of shit, with less content than its competitors and ads everywhere you go to take a leak. I would pass on this and kick the site admins in the balls anytime I come across them!