HD-EasyPorn

HD-EasyPorn.com

    Nothing in this life is easy and if your day is going badly or you happen to be in the wrong mood, a simple task like scooping ice cream into your maw or fingering your sister can suddenly seem as arduous as a circumnavigation of the Amazon on a 10-foot kayak. Yeah, shit isn’t easy and even if you have a money tree growing in your backyard, you still gotta get a ladder, go up there, and harvest them Benjamins and that’s not easy work.

    Anyway, here is my HD-Easyporn.com review. Y’all can read and weep as always and y’all better make sure to do that enthusiastically too!

The Easy Side Of XXX. Or Not!

    HD-Easyporn.com has one of those meh homepages that make you wonder if you might not be overreacting for wanting to beat in the head of the owner and graphic designer. For fucks sake and fuckity gerriti sake, it does not take all that much of an effort to whip up luscious-looking porn sites and I am tired of saying that every frigging day.

    Things on HD-Easyporn look amateurishly arranged and nothing here is meant to be eye-catching. The homepage is covered with new and popular content thumbnails that rock preview features and around two-thirds of the way down are some category thumbnails, plus an About Us that could have been written by a primary school dropout and some pornstar names. The whole thing is so amateurish it's giving off 90s vibes that could bring the Backstreet Boys back into relevance!

    So, there’s like 670 pages of HD porn here and that’s not too bad. Site features include a basic search bar and a language menu at the top right, with English and German being the supported languages. Categories, Pornstars, Sextreffen, Live Sex, Channels, Most Viewed Movies, Top Rated Movies and Top Rated Movies are the main tabs here. And yeah, two Top Rated Movie tabs are identical in design and function, and the existence of the extra tab and the failure of the site owner or admin to catch and rectify it is part of what I have been wailing about.

    Anyway, the Sextreffen tab takes you to the German version of XNXX, and the Categories tab has a healthy assortment of XXX categories, while 13 German and English channels await your perusal on the XXX channels tab page. And nearly 200 pages of XXX stars await in the Pornstars tab. The chicks and dudes there have very brief bios and can be sorted somewhat alphabetically. I say somewhat because at the time of this review, letters A-C failed to work and you can only sort pornstars from letter D onwards, which is weird.

Easy Does It, My Wank Champs!

    Now, the newest stuff is on the HD-Easyporn.com homepage by default. But there’s a pull-down menu atop the video page that lets you eyeball the most viewed, top-rated, longest, and random stuff.

    The video thumbnails here aren’t as glossy as they should be. That might not look like a big deal, but it is to me. The video thumbnails are also square when I am more used to rectangular ones, but that might not matter to some.

    Here are some new stuff: Patient Fucks His Horny Dentist and Her Shaved Female Helper, Femdom Dominates His Cock and Milks The Balls, Tattooed Lesbian Licks The Clit and Fingers The Hole, Babe in Boots Is Fingered and Banged, Tranny Wanks Her Own Cock While Her Ass Is Fucked and Teen Babe Licks A Hot MILFs Asshole. The latter has a 10 minutes runtime, with the teen here being quite the nympho who rather than being fed MILF coochie, should have gotten the kind of BBC stuffing that would make even pros like Abella Danger cry and wish they didn’t have gaping holes between their legs that’s only good for throbbing and aching for hardcore jackhammer fucks!

    So, the teen babe video began slowly, with the MILF and teen spending 4 minutes talking on a couch. Then the tempo amped up, with the teen losing her top and getting her tits licked and massaged. She had rather cute nipples too.

    The MILF pulled down her dress, exposing her big, beautiful, and shapely tits, and then took it all off and bent over on the sofa so that her coochie and asshole could be licked, fingered, and massaged. A short while later, the teen sat with legs spread on the sofa, while the MILF massaged the hell out of the hole and they kissed. What a vid, what sweet hotties, and what a hard-on I can see peeking out of my shorts!

    After this, I went to the Latina category and picked out a video titled Porn Casting With Latina Turns Into Wet Fucking Fun. This had an 11-minute runtime and opens with a pretty Latina in a pink top and white miniskirt running her mouth on camera. And oh, this chick was never shy about opening her legs and showing off her pink panties.

    She goes topless around the 4-minute mark, with the fella on camera taking advantage of that to touch her cute little boobs. The panties came off next, revealing a clean-shaven and minimalist cunt that I wanna do some dirty business with! This cutie then spread her legs and started touching herself, before the guy took over that task for her. Then his cock somehow fell into her mouth and they started having sex. Neat!

    Playback options on HD-Easyporn are minimal, and as regards video quality you can choose either SD or HD. There are no direct download options and videos are not even dated. But they can be shared on a variety of social media and rated.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of HD-Easyporn

    HD-Easyporn has a site name that pisses me off, a site design that feels like an insult, and no redeeming features of any kind. Not even 670 pages of HD smut is enough to paper over the glaring flaws here and I cannot recommend this piece of shit to any piece of shit I know!