Hclips Massage Review
~ Pros ~
~ Cons ~
❌ Wack quality content
❌ Zero playback options
❌ Lousy sorting options
❌ Low quality content
❌ Short videos
The H in Hclips presumably stands for Horny. It might also stand for Herculean, and used in reference to the mighty dicks that masseurs in massage XXX videos often use to impale the shrinking slits of their clients and render a herculean fuckathon that makes grown women cry! Anyway, fuck the H in Hclips and fuck the masseurs doing the nasty in its many massage XXX clips without inviting me to oversee and partake in the action!
So, Hclips.com has a massage section and that is where I am headed today for my review. Better hop on this bus because this Hclips massage XXX review is gonna be as lit as news of your ex getting a cock in her ass that makes chronic incontinence a must!
Herculean Fuckers And Their Swinging Anacondas
Been to Hclips before? Then just like me, you won’t be in a hurry to nominate the site for an award, or proclaim its virtues to the world!
Hclips is basic and part of a network. White/light gray is the default background color and there’s no changing this. There’s a thin blue header at the very top of the page and this hosts the names of varied sites in the network, as well as XXX genres- straight, gay, and trans. However, if you are in the massage XXX section it is set to Straight by default. Clicking Gay or Trans will only bring up gay and trans porn that is in no way massage XXX-related.
Like I said, the site feels and looks basic. Stuff isn’t crammed on pages, but there’s little to bewitch and attract. You get a long and vertical list of XXX categories at the left of the page, with the main sorting options for the massage XXX niche being on the top right, just beneath the upload, login, and signup tabs. This sorting option allows content sorting by duration, publication date, number of comments made, rating, popularity, and video quality. That’s a basic selection though.
For some reason, when browsing through the massage XXX here, you can only advance forwards and backward by a maximum of 2 pages. That is extremely slow and bewilderingly inefficient. And there is no single button to take you to the first and last pages. Because of this, I spent nearly 15 minutes going from the 1st to the 250th massage XXX page before calling it quits.
That said, there are 21K massage videos on Hclips, and finding out that information is as simple as going to the main category page and checking out all categories, with the number of videos found in each stated in that location.
Clip It And Fuck It!
I expected the massage XXX on Hclips to be overwhelmingly professional-focused and I was right. Like it is easy to go through multiple pages of massage XXX without sighting a single amateur video. That is good anyway since the thumbnails of these amateur XXX lack that glossy look that compels interest in fellas with a quality taste like yours truly!
Videos here are all uploaded by site members and you can message, add these members as friends, and subscribe to their feeds, but only if you are logged in. Again, as expected, videos are short and the average video runtime is less than 10 minutes.
Pink Ball Girl, Huge Tits Latina Masseuse Fucks Big Dick, Very Sexy 18 Year Pretty Gets Fucked Hard, Linda Anna, and Fellow Delivers Licking and Banging to A Bald Pussy are some sample titles. There are quite a few titles on the site that make little sense or appear to have been composed by a brain-addled chipmunk. The site admins better try to earn their salary by editing these titles so that they can at least follow the rules of the English language and that better happen soon!
Now, I am not sure, but Hclips might have invented pop-up ads! These ads make playing videos a chore and while we are on the subject, you better expect your system security to keep warning you that some of these pop-up ads are URL scams, not that I know what exactly that means. But that did not stop me from running a system scan at the end of this review, just for safety purposes.
Anyway, the Pink Ball Girl video is a 4-minute explicit showcase of what can happen when a smiling, pretty and thin babe gets on a big ball, takes off her clothes and plays around! Sure, this video is softcore, but it’s still gonna put a good bit of steel in your woody!
The Huge Tits Latina video is a hardcore piece of awesomeness, but it is just 6 minutes long. Nothing special happens, except for a slim but big-titted masseuse giving her client a handjob, offering her cunt for a lick, and riding him like he has the deed to her snatch! The masseuse in question is pretty and unquestionably a bad girl of the sort that black anacondas wants to take out to the desert and shoot up!
Do expect zero playback issues and multiple daily updates are the norm here. However, video quality is usually sub-HD and cannot be adjusted. Playback options are limited to starting and stopping videos and watching them on fullscreen. That is quite shocking in this day and age.
What I Think Of Hclips Massage
Hclips is like the background noise you hear when you go to take a dump at the toilet of your local Walmart! The site, its content, and the admins in charge of it all need an update so massive and thorough it might be beyond the capability of anyone on this galaxy to pull off!
Needless to say, I do not recommend Hclips Massage and would rather drink from a public toilet bowl than even consider bookmarking it! Visit the site if you will, but wear protection and expect zero positive impressions.