GotPorn Massage

Gotporn Massage

    You got porn? Well, I got flow and that gets me all the fresh pussy I need. Because of that, I don’t have to be like y’all busily overworking my right hand each day! Not that there's anything wrong in putting one’s right hand to use, since that’s what it is there for anyway!

    Well, I could write volumes on the art of fapping and manipulating one’s right hand to optimum effect, but that’s not what I am here for today. So, check out this Gotporn massage review, and let’s all hopefully get insight into how the universe aligns to keep feeding fresh poon into the gaping maws of masseurs worldwide!

Got Porn, Will Fap, And Praise The Rod!

    The Gotporn website looks nice. It is not loaded to the gills with slick eye candy, but it does have a white background color and logical arrangement of features and that makes everything look peachy. Of course, XVideos looks much nicer than this site, but that is like comparing Naomi Campbell to a senior citizen in a retirement home who just ran into a wall!

    The massage section has a search bar at the top left, login and upload buttons at the top right, and some sorting options below these. With these options, you can sort content by duration, quality, rating, and the number of views, and also check out the recommended and featured videos. Those are all nice, but there’s no option that lets you search for gay or trans massage and there’s an increasing need for stuff like that.

    Just above the massage video thumbnails are some related search terms that are more than useful. You can click on Fake Massage, Soap Massage, Pussy Massage, Tushy Massage, Lesbian Massage, Massage Japanese, and others and these related search terms are awesome in that they point you to directions you could never have thought of on your own, while also letting you know what other members of the massage XXX wanking association have been searching for lately!

    Here are some sample titles in the Pussy Massage section and they are made available because I am a considerate fella and most of my readers love pussies to the point of idolatry- Adriana Loves To Get A Pussy Massage, Victoria June Get A Surprise Pussy Massage, Masseur Licks Hairy Pussy Brunette After Massage, Josephine Giving Herself A Pussy Massage and Sweet Asian Pussy Massage. There are 10 pussy massage videos on Gotporn and each seems to be more cock raising than the next, so better get some rope to tie down your prick if you intend spending a lot of time there!

    And lest I forget, the bottom of the massage porn section on this site has a brief description of what the genre is all about. It is not the best written, but checking it out at least lets you know you are in the right section and should do something to put you in the mood.

Porn Gotten, Fucks Waiting!

    Got porn? then better alert your right hand to the good news and see what it has to say! And do I need to tell you to get that jar of Vaseline warmed up or not?

    Now, there are 112 pages of massage porn videos on Gotporn and it is very easy to browse from the first page to the last, unlike on other sites where something like this is made as slow and torturous as possible. 112 pages translate to a little above 5,000 videos and I gotta say I can fart more times in a day! Yeah, 5,000 videos simply do not cut it, not for any porn genre and not for any massage XXX lover.

    Anyway, video thumbnails on the site are slightly rectangular and most have that glossy look I love so much. Check out XVideos video thumbnails and you will know right off what I mean. The thumbnails on Gotporn massage porn have a title and runtime, plus preview features, but a few have ratings. The average video duration seems to be 10 minutes plus and most videos are not HD, let alone full HD.

    There is a problem here though and it is easily the biggest. The problem is dates and Gotporn videos lack it to the bone. Yeah, videos here do not have any indication as to when they were uploaded and stuff like that makes it impossible to guess or know the update frequency. That’s the kind of shitty move I was not expecting Gotporn to pull and it is as disappointing as coming back from church to find your dad fucking the wife of the parish priest on the trampoline you set out in the backyard.

    One of the videos on Gotporn that made me touch myself had a title that said Barely Legal Teens Fuck After Massage. This had a 100% rating and is a 32-minutes long magnificent video of 2 girls fucking a lucky guy. Both girls are young, curvy, plump but toned, and pretty. They also had that fat and clean pussies that aficionados like yours truly always go gaga for and could be mistaken for nymphos.

    The only massage I saw performed in this video was of the chicks rubbing the cock of the guy and rubbing their cunts on his shaft, with the fella returning the favor before fucking these sluts one at a time in their fancy holes! For sure, that was one of the best 32 minutes I spent this week!

    For some reason, Gotporn decided to dispense with playback options. Once a video plays, you can stop and restart it, use the slider to go to which part of the video you want to check out and watch the video on full screen. Options to tinker with the playback quality and speed, or download stuff are simply unavailable. And like I said before, most videos are sub-HD and frankly look dated and that quickly becomes a problem if you value your eyeballs!

What I Think Of Gotporn Massage

    I love the site design, but that does not compensate for the lack of quality content and playback options. Gotporn massage XXX should fill the needs of a lucky few, but it is a disappointing package that should easily be better than it is right now. I can’t recommend this site, but it is better looking than most.