GoneWild

r/GoneWild

    Girls gone wild while we are in their midst with a bellyful of Viagra tablets is one fantasy that most of us would give an arm to actualize! Yeah, when them chicks go wild and nasty, it only means it's time to take them to pound town and perform the kind of jackhammer pounding that will turn them into slobbering idiots who run to the ER to get stitched up and put in wheelchairs!

    Y’all getting hot under the collar? Chill out, fellas! GoneWild is a subreddit that I plan on reviewing today. But that does not mean y’all aren’t free to plan a no-holds-barred party at which your kissing cousin can hang my balls between her teeth and sing kumbaya!

    Here’s my GoneWild review. Read it and weep and don’t be a creep of a dick on fleek!

Gone Wild, Freaky and Bonkers!

    GoneWild sure is a hella hardcore and heavyweight subreddit. The focus here is made immediately obvious by the header at the top which has images of nude and topless chicks, knockouts all. I doubt they are escorts though and that means no matter how much you stare at the header and fantasize about sticking your salami into the cunt and between the breasts of the chicks featured there, that sure as hell is not gonna happen for real. At least not till you are as rich as Elon Musk and have the funds to track down, tie up and fuck to merry bits any woman you feel should be receiving good doses of your kingly fluids, via the business end of that swinging trumpet between your legs!

    This subreddit, despite some customization, has the same options and features as other subreddits. Peer at the right of the page and you will find information to the effect that GoneWild became a thing on December 19, 2008. That’s like 15 years ago and a time when most of you were still too young to be getting boners, or wondering why chicks have swamps between their legs that have the propensity to be swallowing gators and BBCs!

    Anyway, there are 4.4 million GoneWild members and yours truly is one of them. 2.8K of them fuckers were online during this review and that’s a fair, but fairly unimpressive number. Also on the right are the rules and regs of the subreddit, a FAQ, and options to contact the mods and tell them to suck your pet’s peehole! Do that though and they’re gonna kick you out so fast your balls are gonna be scrambled within a millisecond!

    Other user options include a notifications icon at the top right that can be set to off, low, or frequent. What the little fucker does is let you know about new posts on this subreddit, with the frequency of notifications being up to you. Members can create posts and are encouraged to post every naughty picture of their female relatives and former significant others in their possession and these better be of great quality, or I will be slapping someone silly after work!

    The content on GoneWild can be filtered according to Hot, New, or Top. Going for the first takes you to the hottest content at the moment, with the new option doing what it says and the top option allowing access to top-ranked stuff. And that’s all the user options any wanker could ask for. Need more? Then go to the local plastic surgeon and get him to install an AC in your asshole on the double!

Go Wild and Let That Pussy Weep!

    See, Reddit is a forum and one of the biggest. Folks join subreddits that cater to their interests and the bigger the subreddit the more dynamic the content will be. Take GoneWild for instance. There’s new content there every fucking hour. You can easily have 20-plus uploads on the site in less than 60 minutes and that is the kind of pace that XVideos and Pornhub are hella freaked out about!

    End of a Long Day was the newest GoneWild upload at the time of this review. Shown was a hella pink uncut cock belonging to a fella who’s not given to shaving down there. Sure you could say the picture was pornographic. But it was of sufficient quality and treated the subject so expertly it could be taken for a pro-level image meant for illustration purposes. And what a lovely pink cock that was!

    Then there’s Sunshine, an image of a lady from the waist up, taken while the sun was pouring its golden rays on her body. This babe had a flat tummy and her titties were of the medium-sized type that have a beef with gravity and will never bow down to that fella no matter what!

    Gravity though has been doing a number on the chick who posted a picture titled Is It Wrong That I Want A Boyfriend That Will Secretly Record Me Showering. Her body is flabby but nice and the aforesaid titties are small but very nicely shaped. Hell, they don’t look any bigger than a self-respecting Florida orange and I sure would love to get one in my mouth and promise not to suck too hard!

    Now, the content on this subreddit is amateur-focused. That bears remembering. Also, titles here have the sex of the image subject included. So, if a content title has an F in it, that is your clue it is about a chick. Click on a title with an M though and you will surely see a cock that might or might not be glad to make your acquaintance!

What ThePornGuy Thinks Of GoneWild

    GoneWild seems to have it all and is the kind of subreddit that commands respect from overcummers and wankers on this planet and the next! This subreddit just meshes together very nicely and there seems to be precious little about it left to be improved.
Yeah, GoneWild is more than deserving of two thumbs up and you might choose to head over there right now to see what ThePornGuy looks like in his newly washed birthday suit!