GIFCandy

GIFCandy.net

    Apart having the crown of the best porn reviewer on planet earth, I am also quite famous for my long fucking sex romps that can last over an hour, giving the ladies multiple back-breaking orgasms. This extreme stamina has made my cock used to long-term stroking and creamy jerking before releasing, so GIFs are odd to me. I see their appeal and why the fellas love them, but jerking off to the same clip over and over feels as dry as a nun's cunt.

    But my sense of commitment to everything porn has made me lower my high expectations and take a look at this unique way of viewing porn. This right here is my review of GIFCandy.net, one of those sites dedicated to allowing you to jizz with minimal fuss.

Cock Riding on Repeat

    GIFs present a headache for true porn lords, as they are too short and too quick, two things we dread. But with many porn scenes, you can convert them into smooth GIF images, which makes them very useful tools. As if you could capture the exact moment that sweet butt is riding that whole 9-inch cock and turn it into a GIF you could watch indefinitely.

    GIFCandy is well aware of my not too full acceptance of GIF porn, so you’d think they would put serious effort into winning me over, but nope. The site has a white background with fairly large thumbnails of GIFs that start playing the moment you hit the site.

    The top of the site has a long tab with the GIFCandy logo on it and three tabs on the right. Those three tabs are the home, categories, and random tabs. The categories tab has most of the fun cocky categories any porn-loving guy would need to get his fast juice rolling. From amateurs and Asians to titfuck and squirt, you are in for a treat. However, if you are feeling frisky and want a large dose of different wet, busty or slim collections of anal or pussy creampie, then the Random tab is there for you.

GIF Porn or Ad Porn? Who Knows?

    I have had a change of heart as my dislike for GIF porn was seriously reversed, as I might add that I really enjoyed looking at an ass getting reamed and pussy finger fucked over and over again. But with anything free, every open space on GIFCandy not covered with a GIF was filled with an ad.

    These weren't the fun kinds of ads. No, this was the very distracting kind that took the fun out of jerking. The whole site is filled with good GIFs that would curl your toes and stiffen your cock with ease. But the GIFs are sometimes grainy, with most not in HD, and clicking on anything, and I mean anything, will open another tab with yet another you guessed right ad.

    Sadly, you can’t download any of the GIFs unless you force your browser to save them, which I found too stressful. You could leave a comment underneath any of the GIFs you find tasty.

What the PornGuy Thinks of GIFCandy

    If your jizz is woken up by watching the same ass getting reamed time and time again, then you might be at home here. It is likely that you might lose yourself in GIFCandy if you focus on the naughty ass being shafted rather than the sick ads beside it. If you are okay with watching non-HD content, you are in luck.