Fapnado

Fapnado.com

    You gotta be one hell of a cock-jerking weirdo to get a fapnado title and a fapping tornado like yourself gotta be getting hefty discounts on Vaseline and lube over at Walmart! Ain’t that right, fellas?! Hell, the FBI better not grow curious about how much Vaseline you are using up and haul you and your Vaseline-smeared woody in for a bit of cock and ball torture that might end with a police truncheon somehow wandering up your butt and getting knocked around by your prostate. Or is it the other way around?

    So, I got a site to review today and as some of you must have guessed, it goes by the properly irreverent name of Fapnado. Here is my Fapnado.com review. Read and weep, ye fapping beasts and avid gullet expanders!

Fapping Masters Are Made To Impress!

    Fapnado.com nails the typical porn site look, and everything in view appears made to impress the almighty cumming power out of me and my fapping friends. They have massive video thumbnails and there’s enough space on the homepage to spread Ariana Grande’s legs and give her pee-hole a leg-shaking poke!

    Options on the top right let you log in, sign up, change the default English language to any one of 7 supported languages, and choose from straight, gay, shemale, or all kinds of porn. While the language thing does sound nice, do note that English is unsurprisingly the most supported language here and if you choose another language, not every video title will be properly translated. Yeah, that sucks like an Englishman with an itty bitty cock and a fat booty nympho for a wife!

    So, you can’t sign up here, for free or otherwise. Yeah, signing up is disabled for now and not even using a VPN could get me to the sign up page. That means if you have ambitions of signing up on Fapnado and getting a fapping crown of solid gold that you are gonna wear up and down your street and with your pecker in hand, then you better perish the thought, friend!

    Now, there are some main tabs here, but I will get to them in a bit. Also present is a basic search bar over on the left, plus the site logo and a trio of horizontal bars. Clicking the latter unveils a menu that’s filled with top XXX categories like wheelchair, surprise, and funny, top XXX site names like Brazzers, Teens Love Huge Cocks, and Cum4K, and top models like Abella Danger, Emily Willis, and Adriana Chechik.

    The main tabs are Home, Videos, Categories, Photos, Sites, Models, Fapnado Cams and Premium. Clicking the Premium tabs takes you to the premium part of Adult Time, which happens to be an award-winning monster channel. The Videos tab has a pull-down menu that lets you filter by the latest, number of views and ratings, and the Photos tab is packed with albums. These can be sorted by recentness, rating, number of favorites, views, and comments and have titles like A Well Adored Butt, Alice Reign Submits In Nasty Hookup, and Breaking Up Is Hard. The stuff there is hi-res and wallpaper-worthy and some can be considered artistic.

    Filtering categories by number of views, videos, or rating, and alphabetically is supported and yeah, there are enough categories on Fapnado to teach you new ways to fap! To round up, Fapnado Cams is a direct link to a live cam site, the Models tab has all the fine chicks your cock ever wanted to fuck silly and straight to jellied pudding land and there are a shit ton of porn sites over on the Sites tab. Sorting options are available for the XXX sites and models and what more can a fap addict want?!

The Fapnado Strikes Again And Leaves Slits Bleeding!

    I might have mentioned this before, but on the Fapnado.com homepage is a small selection of random HD videos, new content, and live cam ads. The latter are easy to mistake for video thumbnails, but a click will open a new tab at Fapnadocams.

    Blonde Grandma Has Her Pussy Licked and Drilled Balls Deep, Smoking Asian Delivery Girls Share Big Cock In Shower, Turning My Stepson Into A Real Mom Lover, Chiropractor Fucks Granny Eva Delage’s Mature Pussy and Cherie Deville Woken Up With Cock were among the random assortment of videos on the Fapnado homepage at the time of this review. Videos here incidentally have run times of under 10 minutes, but you can always use a filter to find out the longest videos of them all. And oh, daily updates are a thing, as they should be.

    Blonde Latina Goldie Takes A Dick had 80 views at the time of this review, plus a runtime of 10 minutes. That’s poor for a video that had been uploaded nearly 20 hours ago. This video starts with Goldie cavorting on a table, eventually stepping into her birthday suit. She twerked, covered her nether regions in oil, touched herself, and bent over to get licked down below. Then she gave the lucky fella with her a two-handed BJ, before riding him and taking anaconda soup the doggy style way.

    Long Hair MILF Osa Lovely Shows Her Experience With Dick had 185 views and had been uploaded 3 hours previously. Driving the views is the fact that Osa Lovely is an ebony with a bootie that speedily renders even the hardest fappers speechless and there’s a bosom on her that I would exchange my inheritance for. She’s pretty too, and a dick sucker par excellence, though the cock they gave her to salivate and masticate in this video was of the average type, and not the oak tree monsters that I was hoping for.

    The fella who was given the task of drilling Osa to submission, first had her spread her legs and then put it in as far as he could reach, before spending some minutes fucking the rudiments of Oxford Dictionary into her privates! He then fucked and cummed all over her tits and she had the nerve to look less than impressed with it all! For sure she belongs to the street and here’s to hoping that one lucky BBC has been lately given her all the cum medicine and pussy shredding that her slit daily requires!

    Now, playback options here are very limited, but at least the video quality can be adjusted from 360p to HD. There’s no direct download button too and that sucks.

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Fapnado

    Fapnado is okay enough. Like I can’t really summon enough enthusiasm to praise it or trash it.

    I am not saying it is a bad or good XXX site, but that it is just too average, with little reason for a revisit or bookmark.