Fapello

Fapello.com

    Do Othello and the word Fapello have a kind of resemblance? Othello was a Moor of course and the fucker got so jealous he pierced his wife with a sharp blade rather than the business end of his dick. She died for no just cause when he could have just taken her to bed and fucked every trace of current and potential infidelity out of her system!

    Maybe the Othello fella didn’t have game. But in that case, he could have called me for tips and the like. Or better still booked me for an afternoon session where I can give him a hands-on demo on how to fuck your significant other till her eyes are rolled so far back in her head that she can see Jesus, all the saints and the brand of Vaseline they favor!
So, Fapello.com is a porn site that loves to pretend it is a social media site. Here is my Fapello.com review and y’all can treat it like the juicy fapping invite that it is!

Hello Fapsters and Wankpros!

    Welcome to Fapello my lads. Take your seats please and if our content does not put a smile on your face within 5 seconds and make your boner twitch and thrash a second after that, then we will apologize with the biggest bottle of champagne on the market, that you can slurp off the fattest cunt any pair of panties ever coddled!

    Love that? Well, that’s what I think Fapello should be saying and doing to get all the wankers on the planet flocking to their page like moths to a flame. Of course, something like that will send shares of Vaseline firms heading for the heavens and that’s something worth taking advantage of by all the financial wizards out there who make a point of burning the midnight candle and nailing to the wall all the empty slits they can reel into their basements!

    So, Fapello.com looks good. It is a little colorless for my taste, but the design is solid and pleasing. Plus there are enough user options on view to make you think you won the lottery and an hour with all the original members of Destiny’s Child! And better be assured that we all will put a hit out on you if you get them destined chicks to yourself for an hour and don’t do things to them to make them say your name, lose your breath and ditch their independent woman tag!

    Site features include a basic search bar at the top right that can be used to search for sluts by name or account. There’s also a Live Sex button, but y’all better leave that alone.

    The main bulk of the user options is pasted at the left of the homepage. First up is the logo and it is of a lounging woman who is either taking a crap or sitting on the face of a lucky fella and letting him eat her out and suck her marrows! Then there are Home, Login, Signup, Trending, OnlyFans Videos, Random, Top Models By Likes, Top Models By Followers, Popular Videos, Recent Comments, and Contacts/DMCA options and all these do what they say on the tin, or they would have been hearing from my lawyers!

    Signing up here should take 10 seconds at the most and that is one of the fastest ever. Membership comes with the option of curating who shows on your feed and following accounts you like. But if you are expecting to form a personal relationship with these chicks and have them sit on your face when your missus is out of town, then you better get serious and tell your face, tongue, and nose that they are due for a big disappointment!

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    So, the content arrangement on Fapello.com is almost like what you would find in an online magazine. Rather than the homepage and other pages being littered with content thumbnails falling under varied categories, what we have here is batches of glossy photos that you can browse through at leisure. Plus there’s a See All Content link that lets you see all content of any chick that’s been uploaded to this site. That’s neat.

    Commenting on content is even allowed and you can follow any poster and discuss with others on the merits and demerits of the content posted. Again, that’s neat as a merry granny fuck in a cotton field in the middle of a lazy, hot and funky summer afternoon!

    At the time of this review, the first content I came across on Fapello was of a chick known ad Vintage_Vogue. She’s plump but mostly toned, lightly tattooed, busty, and has one of those soft and big booties that make doggystyle fucks the king of all fucks! There are 50-plus photos of this chick available and in only one was her cunt visible, thereby leaving me a little bit unacquainted with the extent of its fatness and possible sweetness. Still, I would reckon that poking into that cunt gonna feel like putting your boner into a vat of warm butter that happens to have grippy milk teeth!

    Like your babes a bit more naked and beautiful? Well, Stasy Baby seems to have problems keeping her clothes on! But then who would blame this blonde goddess, when it is very clear to all that an ultra-fab body like hers must always be put on display so that we mortals can see it and be glad in the most cumming way we can manage!

    There are unfortunately only 7 images of this chick on Fapello and she was topless in all but two and happens to have one of those small pairs of tits that have been kicking gravity’s behind since the dawn of time! Stasy’s ass just like her oval face is a ninth wonder of the world and whoever tells you that cake is not worth dying for is your worst enemy!

    Now, as previously mentioned, images on Fapello.com are of more than sufficient quality and size to serve as your next PC wallpaper. One-click picture downloads are not supported, but right-clicking and saving works. Some profiles here list the social media and OnlyFans accounts of the model and it is up to you to decide which pussy deserves a permanent or temporary place in your life and before your eyeballs!

    And in case y’all are wondering, Fapello is for all fuckers. So don’t be too surprised when you see male or trans nudes. Just go with the flow and do your meat beating to whatever gets you off nice and easy!

    Anyway, should hi-res images not be something you signed up for, all you gotta do is click the OnlyFans Videos option at the left of the homepage and get a screen filled with the kind of videos that have been ruled as dangerous to boner sanity! One of these videos was an 11-second dancing piece that Selena Gomez recently posted on TikTok and she honestly looks very different from the little Disney girl I used to know. I really can’t believe that Justin Bieber gave up that kind of quality pussy. But then a rich fella like him probably has more cunts to pick from on the daily than most of you will ever drill in your whole lifetime!

    Another video labeled Babesttion Studio66 had a 35-second runtime and showed a nude blonde spreading it and touching the source of happiness between her legs. And there’s even a 23-second clip of Vanessa Hudgens spraying herself with water in front of a pool and what a hottie she is and how seeing her bent over for a pain-flavored ass gaping would be a dream come true for yours truly!

    I honestly have no idea how many videos are on this site and how often they are uploaded. Still, I would happily say it is anything but insignificant. Videos can be easily downloaded with a single click, but playback options are very limited. Plus most are under a minute long and were taken from either OnlyFans or TikTok.

    Wanking opportunities abound though and you can easily scroll from one video to the next with a click.

What I Think Of Fapello

    Fapello looks like a lightweight at first, but is a heavyweight in disguise that can mess up any Vaseline conservation plans you might have! Sure, much of its content does not really fall into the erotic category, but there’s a lot of it and nearly all are entertaining.
Get this site bookmarked soonest and get your fap freak on before Othello has something to say about it!