ETeenPorn

ETeenPorn

    Know what’s the tastiest thing in the whole wide world? It just might be teen pussy, especially those that are left undisturbed overnight, before being vigorously sampled in the morning! Tasted teen pussy lately? Well, you better go see what them barely legal babes are cooking in their coochie that makes it so tasty to slurping tongues and throbbing cocks!

    If teen pussy really interests you that much, better sit down somewhere comfortable and tune in, because I am about to review a site that focuses on teen porn and teen porn alone. Its name is EteenPorn and there just might be enough videos of teen pussies getting stretched wider than a black hole to curse some folks up in heaven with leaky penises!… So, here’s my EteenPorn review.

It’s Teen Pussy That Powers The Planet!

    If you are into teen pussy as much as I am, then I am more than willing to bet that a fair amount of your time is spent on sites like Pornhub typing in search terms like “Teen Ass,” “Teen Nude” and “Teen Sex.” Ain’t that so?

    If you have seen one porn site you have usually seen them all and this especially holds true for EteenPorn. It has a standard homepage format, with a background of white and porn clips crammed into every available place. The site design won’t be winning any awards this century or the next, but it does a fair job of justifying its existence.

    The top left of the page is where to look if you want to see the logo of this XXX site. That too is unremarkable. Tabs comprise the Home, Categories, Live Girls, and Teen Porn and there’s a lengthy search bar at the top right of the homepage. Of the available tabs, the Teen Porn tab takes you off-site to TeenPorn24, while the Live Girls tab also takes you off-site to Bongacams.

    The Categories tab has image thumbnails of every XXX category you can find on this site, with each category having a number that indicates how many videos it can boast of. POV, Cumshot, Interracial, Hard, Petite, Blowjob, Amateur, Hardcore, Fucking, Young, and Big Cock have the most content here. If these categories are what gets you off, then you better start unscrewing that jar of Vaseline you got on your table and preparing your boner for epic massages and brutal throttling to remember!

Fucking Teens Need Some Good Fuck!

    As I was saying earlier, there’s a good deal of stuff on the homepage, to the point that it looks a little cramped. The first of these are top-rated XXX videos with titles like Three Teens Threw A Pajama Party And Got Very Nasty, Russian Teen Girl Sure Can Fuck Better Than The Rest, and Cowgirl Is Being Drilled In The Ass Like A Slut. Apart from their titles, videos have their runtime indicated, with full-length videos being few and far between. By the way, hovering a cursor on a video thumbnail won’t make it play, which is a little bit disappointing.

    Further down the homepage are some teen porn categories thumbnails, with the bottom of the page having a fair assortment of teen tube site links. This includes Teen HD Porn, Teen XXX Movies, Teen XXX Tube, and Pink Porn Tube.

    I found a fair assortment of videos on EteenPorn. However, there are only 9 pages of content in total, which means you can watch everything here in a weekend or two if you are very anxious to have your boner fill a bathtub with jism, so you can bathe in it and gain immortality or something like that!

    Of course, I watched a few videos on EteenPorn. All in the interest of science of course and to see if my cock was still working after I used it to dig for acorns in my backyard!

    One of these videos was titled Brunette In Glasses Gets Her Pussy Penetrated With Monster Cock. This video was apparently from BangBros and the girl in question looked more than a little bit like Mia Khalifa. She had great tits, a nice smile, nice teeth, a slim body, and sucked the massive woody she was presented with like it was the tastiest candy any chocolate factory ever made!

    Eventually, she took off her panties, touched herself, and let her partner nibble on her tight teen puss, before fingering her while she moaned. He then slipped that massive boner of his into her cunt and fucked her like he wanted to win a Nobel Prize by rupturing her spleen!

    Now, videos on the site are of mostly good quality. There are no options to adjust video quality, however, and no play settings beyond adjusting the volume and opting to watch the action in fullscreen. More, videos have plentiful tags, and related content can be found on the same page. Also, not every video you click on will play on EteenPorn itself. Most will take you to other teen porn sites.

What I Think

    Well, there’s really nothing to recommend EteenPorn. Most of its content is hosted on other sites, content quality is not the best and the few contents hosted on the site itself lack playability options and are not always of good quality.

    Overall, I would only use the site if I had a lot of time to waste and a patient dick I want to punish something awful!