EscortFish

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    I have no idea how Escortfish came by its name. Does the site owner think that women smell like fish down there or does he feel that escorts need to be fished out of the waters of the general population of women, laid on the sink and fucked out of their minds? I really would want an answer!

    Anyway, Escortfish is where you go for sexy fishes of all kinds, shapes. Unlike Bedpage and co, it focuses on women who offer services of a sexual-related nature, which makes it a sweet go-to place for anyone who has a big load in their pants they need to offload in a fat pussy in the next hour or so!

Horny Escorts Near You

    Well, this review begins with the Escortfish homepage and I must tell you it is not a very inspiring homepage at all. Sure, there’s nothing to complain about with regards to the homepage, but there’s nothing to catch the eye either.

    The Escortfish homepage has a list of American cities, with the towns in these cities listed. Further down are Canadian cities and towns. The top of the page has links to sex cams and an option to input your location and get shown all the escorts in that area. Once you click on any of the cities on the homepage or input your desire location in the options menu you get shown all the escorts you will ever need and can choose from male, female and trans as your needs dictate.

    These escorts all have profile thumbnails, with their age, pics, and number listed. Click on any of these profile thumbnails and you get to read what the escort is willing to do and her rates. You can also see some naughty pics of the sort that makes your cock feel so lonely!

    Less I forget, Escortfish is an aggregator website. As such, all the escort ads on its page are taken from other sites. To see this for yourself go to the bottom of any escort profile and the bottom will have information related to where the profile was cached from.

    You know me, I like to be through. So in the interest of research, I clicked on an ad for an escort in Charleston titled “Unhappy Single Sexy Girl Looking For Pussy Eater.” I must say, this girl has a lot of nerve because she doesn’t know my reputation as the greatest pussy muncher of this century! Anyway, there were some pics of her in her birthday suit, a brief description of her services, and information related to the fact that she’s open for sugar dating. If only I had enough moolah in the bank to hire her and make her sit on my face all weekend when the missus is not around!

What The Porn Guy Thinks

    Well, since Escoretfish collects escorts ads from a bunch of sites, using it will save you a lot of time. The site is also free to use, with no sign up required. Unfortunately, it only makes sense to use it if you are in North America.

    I like the simple site layout, the multiplicity of ads, and the free nature of it all. I hate the lack of extensive search options and ads. Overall though this site has the sort of fishes you will be wanting to swim into with a sharp dick!