EBackpage

EBackpage.com

    Backpage is dead, but its memory lives on in sites like EBackpage. The two are almost indistinguishable in looks, performance, and function. This effectively gives the middle finger to them stinking feds that shut down the original Backpage com website and for no other reason that no escort worth her salt would consent to sit on the faces of these pervs and stuff their mouths full with solid pieces of shit!

    Yeah, EBackpage is a perfect Backpage com replica and that is why there’s almost little point in reviewing it. However, I am on a mission to fulfill all righteousness and so here’s my EBackpage.com review. Read it and weep backstage!

Nothing New To See Here!

    EBackpage is the original Backpage given a very light coat of paint. Going through this site is sure to get you nostalgic, as you think back to the fun the original Backpage made available and all the escort pussies and cum fountains it brought your way!

    The homepage rocks the usual minimalist look, with a white background color and headers of blue. 5escorts, Escorts, My Account, and Post Ads are the clickable links seen at the top right of the page. The My Account tab lets you sign in and get a membership card and doing that is free, and easy. But you will have to fill a membership form and include details like your state and country code, address, mobile phone number, full name, and even your zip code. That is far too much if you ask me and raises privacy issues.

    Being a member here means you can click on the Post Ad tab and advertise your services. But that is not enough to convince me to register and face the possibility that my details could get compromised. Should that happen, the feds might track me to my location and lock my woody in Supermax Prison on charges of endangering vaginal canals with uncommonly heavy artillery!

    Anyway, just as on Backpage, the homepage on EBackpage is packed with countries, states, and cities. America and Canada prominently feature at the top, with the rest of the world filling the rest of the homepage real estate.

Sex Machine Max Edition!

    If you are a sex machine like me, then fall in line and get ready for some escort plowing! Yeah, it is like just about every escort on the planet has a profile on EBackpage and what do they want other than to have you put your cannon in them and start pumping out round after round of high-explosive cum shots!

    These escorts are available in all the states and cities listed on the homepage and every continent is represented. Of course, North America has the biggest batch of escorts, followed by Europe. Africa lies at the homepage bottom, with South Africa having the most escorts out of the few countries featured in the African section.

    Like on Backpage, once you click on a city name here, you get a new page that looks to have been taken from Craiglist or something. This has ads for everything from dating and escorts, to automotive spare parts and repair, childcare, jobs, real estate, rentals, and the buying and selling of just about everything under the sun. Except for the worn panties of your ex, of course!

    The Adult section occupies the top left part of this page and here you can check out trans, male escorts, dom and fetish escorts, strip clubs, and more. I generally just click the Escort button, which first opens a page where I am asked to verify that I am 21+ by clicking a box, before being taken to the escorts living and working in whatever city or state that I clicked on at the homepage.

    Escort ads here usually are just a single sentence, like Baby Girl Seeking -35, More of Angel -28, Beautiful Breathtaking Exotic -22, and Experienced Provider Ready to Please You -23. All these sample ad titles are available in the Yuma, Arizona section. More, while at any city or state section, options at the top of the page grants access to the image galleries of these escorts without your first needing to dive into their profiles. These options also let you check out other escort ads from other cities in the same state.

    Escort ads are arranged by date, but by someone that seems slightly unaware as to how dates work. Escort profiles have a handful of images, plus a bio/about us that looks like it was composed in whole or part by a computer program. Ads can be reported if necessary, but profiles do not appear to have any verification.

What I Think of EBackpage

    Well, EBackpage should serve. It doesn't make me all tingly, but with loads of escort profiles of admittedly doubtful genuineness, plus options to buy or sell whatever you and fellow wankers feel like, there's no reason to doubt the utility of a site like this.
    Bookmark it now and advance the cause of pussy demolition all by your lonesome!