DesiKahani

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    The written word is a powerful art form and always will be. Why else do y’all think that chicks are paid big bucks to work in erotic chat rooms and say stuff to horny men that makes them so hard the weight of their balls and cocks threatens to drag this planet out of orbit!

    So, Desikahani is a site that’s all about stories so erotic it gets your woody nodding with glee and gives you a high so sweet you wanna put a kettle on the stove and fuck its tiny mouth! Here is my Desikahani.net review. Read it and weep, fellas. Or I will enforce a global cock-sucking ban and become an erect enemy of progress, well before any wet cunt at a Fourth of July party has the opportunity to swallow a penis for supper!

Desi With A Bony Dick In It!

    The Desikahani design presents no surprises. It’s plain and functional, but open, attractive, and fully competitive with other erotic story sites.

    At the top are the main tabs and site logo and the right has a search bar, and a vertical list of categories, plus a small selection of popular articles that were uploaded within the last week. Office Sex, Desi Chudai, Top Collection, Group Sex, and Other Languages are among the supported categories. And talking of languages, the stories here are all in Hindi and other Indian languages. I used the search option to search for English stories but got nada in return. So, if you wanna read stories here and have zero knowledge of the local language, better load a translating software or visit sites like Yandex Translate.

    Funnily enough, the main tabs and site motto are in English. The motto talks about how this is the first-ever Indian sex story site devoted exclusively to Desi stories, which is a load of liquid bull crap in a rice paddy! The tabs are Home, Popular Stories, Submit a Story, Authors, Indian Live Sex, Savita Bhabi, Telegram, and Contact Us. The latter lets you reach the site admin by mail and the Telegram tab lets you join up to Desikhani.net’s Telegram channel.

    Savita Bhabhi is an Indian porn site, Indian live sex has live cam sluts and the Authors tab has a list of all authors whose works can be found on Desikahani and no, Harold Robbins and Jeffrey Archer’s names are not there! The rest of the tabs do what they say and you can at any time submit stories for free here. Just be sure that your story meets specified guidelines and don’t think you are gonna get royalties on it!

It’s Story Time, And A Cock Better Get In For Free!

    Desikahani.net sounds like a really swell place and has 727 pages of stories that go all the way back to 2011. Why, that’s back when Ariana Grande’s pussy was still too tiny and underage for the exploits I currently have in mind for it! But like I previously said, the stories here are all in varied Indian languages, and translating them takes the fun out of it. And the whole thing makes little sense because India is an English-speaking country and easily the biggest English-speaking country on the planet. So, exactly how the fellas in that country managed to put together an erotic story site without a single story in English is a puzzle I intend to solve before Meagan Good’s titties fall any further!

    Anyway, Mother’s Journey 2, and Diwali Cleaning With Aunty both fall within the popular stories category. The first was written by a fella who must have nursed long-standing ambitions of fucking his mom with his fearsomely long and eager truncheon and he achieved his objectives through storytelling! For sure if I was the mom of this guy, no way am I ever gonna be alone with him in the house, else I am gonna wake up in the emergency room with a gaping, bleeding, aching, pulsing, and a needy hole where my cunt used to be!

    As for the Diwali Cleaning video, the main character is another unusually endowed Indian. His cock is supposedly 7 inches long and that’s hard to believe. So, this fella keeps an eye on his aunt who’s fond of not wearing undies. And by the second episode of the story, they had both seen each other nude and were planning on doing stuff to each other of the sort that the thots on my street who throw themselves at me might be fully cognizant of and expert at!

    Now, updates happen here on the daily and that’s something to be thankful for. And while we are on the subject of thankfulness, better be thankful for the wide availability of sluts in your locale and their willingness to spread it for your cumming sake whenever called upon! Treat them good too and they will willingly suck your dick more sweetly and eagerly than the federal government fucks us all in the butt!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of Desikahani

    If you are Indian or at least know the language and have a thing for erotic stories that give you ideas in the sack, then this sex story site is a no-brainer and very easy to recommend. And if you can’t speak any Indian language, but can sing some popular Bollywood songs, and happen to be willing to go to the trouble of translating everything on this site, then you get two thumbs up from yours truly. But if you are intent on living the most stress-free life possible and can’t understand why a big site like this does not have even a single English language sex story, then Desikahani is assuredly not the place for you.

    Decide on what you want, fellas. But I don’t really feel up to recommending this site. And that’s due to a variety of little things that all come together to make me disinclined to think of Desikahani as nothing other than a massive waste of time.