CumSluts

r/CumSluts

    The Cumsluts subreddit advertises itself as the stickiest place on the planet and they sure could be right as rain falling on the parched behind of a chick that has just gotten her senses fucked off this planet! There are so many nudes on r/Cumsluts that it feels like you wandered into a planet that’s exclusively made up of supermodel types with needy cunts that definitely do not give you a sticky finger! Content like that is just the thing to dislodge your urethral blockage and get your cum flowing so rapidly you gotta put your little finger into the hole at the end of your pecker, or risk getting drowned in your sticky juices!

    Cum a lot, do you? Then check out this Cumsluts review y’all and tell your right hand I said hi and well done!

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    Ladies love cum. They love to eyeball it, eat it, gobble it, taste it, feel it slide down their throat, and rub it in the petals of their sex. Hell, their love for cum got my love for Benjamins beat and for sure a lady in love with cum got my respect, and reverence and gotta be fucked silly by my dick sooner or later!

    Kindly disregard all them virgins and pretenders who act like cum and cocks are something hideous they would never be seen a mile near. Chicks like that actually tend to be sluts of the immensely cock-gobbling kind who can never do without a woody tackling their vocal cords and swimming in their gullet now and then!

    Now, Reddit Cumsluts is exactly what I imagined it to be. At the top is one of those fancy headers filled with images of nude and cum-smeared chicks. There are enough cunts on display in this header to make your woody rise like a flagstaff at a parade and start shouting to be bathed in Vaseline and throttled by your right hand! There’s an option at the right of the screen that lets you switch this erotic header on or off. And that makes sense if you are someplace like work and don’t want anyone to know how much cum sluts turn you on and get you ready to fuck a Kia in the tailpipe!

    Apart from the header, I would say the most significant part of this subreddit is at the right of the page. The subreddit statistics are there and they ain’t too bad. r/Cumsluts has 2.9 million members, of which 3.1K were online during this review and the date of creation is June 23, 2011. That’s all nice, but given that there are a lot of porn subreddits established in 2008 or so, R/.Subreddit feels a lil like a teenager rather than an adult.

    Anyway, the community rules are at the right of the page and you can create posts and join up for free anytime. The fucking mods here specify no fake images, no solo guy pics, and no spam, and all images must have cum in them or some ninja assassins will be dispatched on a head-slicing and cock dicing extravaganza to the address of the offender!

    Also on the right of the Cumsluts subreddit page is a long list of sticky porn subreddits, from Small Dick, Tiny Tits, Group Of Nude Girls, Face Sitting, Forehead Cum to Cum Cocktails, Cum Fucking, and Cum Swap. Did I join some of these subreddits? You can bet your sweet potatooie in the manger that I did!

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    Like on any subreddit, you get hot, new, and top content on r/Cumsluts and you can check out the top stuff from today, this week, this month, this year, and all time. The only thing you can’t do is see the option to adjust the bedroom habits of your crush and tweak her settings so that she can't do without regularly sitting on the throne that's your face!

    The upload pace here is good, but not that excellent. And I guess that means the 3.1K fuckers who were online during this review were too busy beating their meat over the edge of their desks and milking their prostates for all that’s worth to be bothered about keeping Cumsluts awash with content! Keep at it fellas and let no one tell you your cock shouldn’t be paying room and board in every sort of cumming way!

    Anyway, the top content from this week includes stuff like I Know A Place Where You Can Drain Your Balls, Would You Kiss Me After, Covering My Face With A Portion Of Love, Janice Griffith Swallows It All, I Love Using Cum As Anal Lube, I Drained Him In His Garage and Princess Zelda Finally Got The Load She Wanted From Link. The latter shows a blond and pretty cosplayer out in the boondocks. Her chest is exposed and her tits are nice, while her mug has like three tablespoons of cum on it. She better lick that up right quick or I am gonna shove the Ocarina of Time up her fanny!

    Ass Lotion had a guy dribbling cum on the bare ass of a moaning chick, and I Like Sperm showed a nude bitch with a cock resting on her bottom lip and cum everywhere, while Fill Me Like A Twinkie had a nude slut arching so that her shaven and cum-smeared cunt and asshole was very visible. For sure, everything here is of high quality and wallpaper material and you can look forward to images and GIFs that can be downloaded by the simple act of right-clicking.

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    The name, content, options, and look all rock and there’s no real reason why this particular porn subreddit shouldn’t be resting easy in your bookmark folder. So, add it up and let it teach you how cum sluts should be treated, drilled, and excavated by artillery pieces sharp and blunt!