CooMeet.com
Coomeet the video chat site would like nothing better than for us to commit our horny dicks to their site so we’ll be cumming with assistance from it. It is probably the reason the creators went ahead with such a name after a serious session of twirling each other’s anal beads for inspiration.
Today, I will be dissecting and checking out its insides with my Coomeet.com review, so if you’re the squeamish type you better go train by learning to suck yourself off or this would be a rough ride for you.
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Coomeet hypes itself up like a proud parent to that is boasting of his son being a doctor, astronaut, lawyer, and engineer at the same time when his son is just Johnny Sins the porn star. They claim to be the number 1 live video chat site for meeting random girls but until The Porn Guy crowns them and gives them that title, then they’re just wearing a crown made out of a donkey’s semen.
“9 million worldwide users” is a line that this site is using to entice horny folks to join the party. They also say there are more than 700 thousand verified girls here. If you’re doing the maths that just means that this site is a huge sausage party where you have to squeeze your dick through millions of male assholes before you can get to find the comfort of a soft wet pussy after so much valuable time goes by.
On their homepage, you’ll be greeted with a modern design, though not modern enough to give me the option to change to a darker background color. I’ll have to deduct some of the points I was gonna give them. There’s a photo grid of women that I am guessing are models because they look too good to be watching grown men wank themselves off on a video chat. I’m also guessing the women you’ll meet here might look like the back of my knee, but that’s only a hunch.
They score a point in my book for having an app version that can be downloaded on Google Play Store and Apple’s App Store. I’ve got to admit that it means the mean business and they were able to pass all the checks that those app stores would give them. They have earned my respect because I don’t see too many sites like these having that option because they’re run by people who are shadier than a man in an alley with a trench coat on telling you to reach inside his pocket.
Going Deeper And Deeper Into Coomeet!
Registering for the site is necessary if you wanna partake in the video chatting and other essential features of the site. You can sign up for free once you click on the option for it. You’ll be asked for your Email and then you’ll have to choose a password. They’ll ask you to verify your email by sending you a confirmation link. You’ll finally be asked to fill in details about yourself and personalize your account until you’re sure it looks good enough for the girls online.
If you’re camera-shy then you’re gonna have a hard time on this site, and I’m not talking about having a hard dick. Most of the ladies here want an outgoing man to video chat with them since their pussies would dry up faster than you can imagine if you’re stuttering and staring at their titties instead of being like Rico Suave. So before proceeding with making things official on this site, you might wanna practice in front of your mirror or with your mom. Whatever gets you ready.
Matching with a girl here is based on Algorithm and these matches can be suggested to you based on the preferences you put in when you joined the site. You’re allowed to choose only age and location. If they wanted to impress the living shit out of my dick, they would have added more filters like body weight and ass/titty sizes. In that case, I would have only set my preference for girls with Double D tits.
Coomeet would only allow users to use their site limitedly if they’re not a paying subscriber but they make sure to seduce you into reaching for your wallet at the fastest speed. While you’ll be allowed to enjoy video chats and browse through profiles, they reserve unlimited video chatting and some important features for only those who pay. You can go for these subscription plans; 1 month for the price of $9.99, 3 months that is worth $7.99 monthly, and finally their 6-month plan that would cost you $4.99 monthly.
What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Coomeet
Coomeet will be seeing more of me for sure thanks to the high sense of professionalism you’ll get when you’re on the site except for when you need to contact customer support and they are acting too busy to care. Makes me think the only support they offer is to the site’s creators when their hands are tired of twirling those anal beads and they need a hand. But apart from that I was impressed with the site and its many features. They get a solid recommendation from me!