~ Pros ~
Lots of categories
~ Cons ~
❌ No search bar
❌ No video preview
❌ Some videos are not hosted on the site
❌ No download option
❌ No recent update
ClassicSex has made retro the new fad, luring the PornGuy back with promises of thousands of vintage erotic films every day. I know you may think that PornGuy has thrown caution to the wind and allowed his big, fat cock to decide for him.
I say listen up. There is no one on planet earth who knows porn better than I do, and for anyone who cares, I am absolutely unswayable. So this ClassicSex review is the utmost professional best for your cocky satisfaction because my massive cock is just a tool to give the ladies the regular heated passions they desire.
Hot Classics for Your Cocks
The sweet sensation you get when watching exotic vintage girls having their wet and hairy cunt creamed is a welcome distraction. With my many hardcore releases, seeing these unfiltered cunts getting infiltrated by multiple cocks is a delight.
With the retro look of brown and black everywhere on ClassicSex, it gives it that trademark feel of a vintage porn site, and the top right side has the Classic-Sex.com logo. The category tab is next to the logo, and it is the best and most detailed part of this site. This tab has a comprehensive list of all the categories on the site, ranging from vintage French porn to anal to hardcore big tit fuck. This list is packed, and as the famous PornGuy, I went through as many categories as my stiff cock could take. The New tab is filled with the latest vintage porn updates and PornGuy is very disappointed at the mere fact that the last update was months ago.
The top-rated tab has the top videos ClassicSex decidedly selected as the most elite of its collection, and my sharp eye agrees with their taste. The ever classic of the French nuns scissoring each other before taking the confessions of the French priest’s dick is my top-rated by a large mile.
The last tab is the models’ tab, and it has a super sweet collection of retro babes like Samantha Strong, Sasha Knox, and the anal-loving big-titted Jill Kelly.
Hot and Horny Old School Porn For Free
Getting access to quality free vintage porn is as hard as the veins in my cock when it is about to release my cum in the hairy cunt of a chubby cougar. But on ClassicSex, the collection is a bit okay, with some categories having 1000+ videos and some with a measly 69. I get the idea with that number, but we just want classic porn content to have fun with, not make puns with.
The site is very cramped, with thumbnails of several categories scattered all over the site, but with juicy boobs and wide clits on display.
I realized a lot later that the majority of the vintage porn videos on Classic-Sex.com are actually hosted on other sites. This took the fun out of the whole jerking exercise I had planned, as the juicy videos of the aerobic girl I really wanted to jerk to was sadly hosted on another site.
What the PornGuy Thinks of ClassicSex
Well, just like vintage stuff, this site requires a major revamp, and my best grade is a sub-average score. The cramped site and the lack of a search bar make navigating the site a nightmare and no HD vintage category. As you know, HD makes everything better, even porn.