CherryTV

CherryTV.com

    CherryTV has most people thinking about fucking a fruit since it’s a cam site with such a fruity name. And let me just tell you, if it came down to it and we were forced to pick a fruit to fuck, you’re better off picking a breadfruit that has a hole in it. For my bitch ex I would recommend a carefully sourced extra pointy pine cone that is the pride and joy of farmers near and wide.

    My job today as ThePornGuy of your wet dreams is to pop your cherry with my CherryTV.com review if you’ve never heard of the Cam site before. I’m very rough so you might wanna keep some cookies and warm lube as I am sliding down your chimney delivering the gift of this live cam site’s information.

Cherry-picking CheeryTV For Fruity Faps!

    You’ll first see a long page with different sections dedicated to them talking and crooning a lot about why you should become one of their cam girls and the price they pay as well. You’re gonna have to tread very carefully here because these guys would stop at nothing until they make a cam whore out of every single one of us until we are a nation that goes to sleep with live footage of our buttholes streaming for the world to jerk off to in their time zones.

    Rather than start with a homepage like most other cam sites, they try to fit in as much information as they can into that first page like that one porn star that is taking three extra large BBCs in one hole at the same damn time just to prove to us that she has transcended into the realm of super sluts and we all are but mere mortals to her.
CherryTV talks about their private shows, how there are no ads, bonus offers, and other regular baits to catch your vulnerable horny ass.

    Once you’re on the homepage you’ll feel like a pimp has had a massive wank and sprayed his cum juice all over the page thanks to the site’s background color being purple. Someone thought it’ll be a great idea to replicate the color of a cherry and now I’m starting to wonder if lonely fruit farmers should be getting into creating cam sites for us. Whatever, as long as it’s not so hard on the eyes, we’ll let them off with a warning 40 strokes of my new and improved BDSM riding crop that I’ve been itching to use.

    The thumbnails on the homepage display models that are online at the present moment so you’re gonna see their last action as the thumbnail photo while their professional photo only shows for some seconds when you click on them. The models here are mostly teenagers and young women so if you’re hunting for a cougar you’d have better luck going to your closest nursing home for the elderly to find just your type in her natural environment.

    Watching a live stream here can be tedious thanks to the slow loading I’ve witnessed so you’re gonna want to take some deep breaths for patience before you rage out and rip your dick off in anger. Once you’re finally in, you’ll see the option for tipping her, sending positive vibrations up her pussy through Lovense, having a private show with her, and a bunch of the regular shit you would expect on any cam site.

Jizz cake with a CherryTV on top!

    The menu option is like a clitoris on the homepage, it’s small, in a corner, and needs you to touch it slowly to reveal its smutty secrets. Touching it will reveal first the option to change your language followed by 10 other options.

    Since this is no communist Live sex cam site, you’re gonna see a VIP section made exclusively for those among us who can’t get it up with normal peasant services alone and wish to splurge their cash on this site. From the looks of it, CherryTV charges $17.99 per month in the VIP section named Club Cherry. They offer a bunch of shit to you that is supposed to be impressive but at the top of that list is a boring golden crown frame so you’ll have to do the judging by yourself to see if it’s worth it or if it’s not even worth a jar of sheep queefs.

    There’s a section in the menu for your Watch History to see your most recently viewed models in case you’re feeling the urge to jack it some more to the cam model that previously had you curling your toes and howling like a wounded animal while cumming that one time. It’s a useful feature that I don’t see enough on most Cam sites so I’ll be sending some complimentary lube to the guys behind the Cam site to continue coming up with this kinda idea during their important work meetings.

    This next section is for my fappers who have a kink for seeing arranged stuff because of their OCD. Yeah, those types that can’t do without singing some Celine Dion before and after each wank or they’d jump off a cliff. CherryTV has an advanced section that might tickle your balls and rouse your interest. In the menu section named; Browse Cams, you will find a page showing thumbnails of categories like; Asian, Ebony, American, Indian, Arabian, and a bunch of others.

    Some categories like Arabian and Indian have no model online so unless you like stroking it to dust and thumbnail photos of a few offline models, you’re better off waddling with your heavy cum sacks to another category like perhaps their most popular based on active viewers; Latina.

What The Porn Guy Thinks of CherryTV

    Cam sites are usually carbon copies of other better and more popular cam sites so we usually see as much originality as seeing your step-sister in a mini skirt getting stuck in a washing machine. It’s clear though that CherryTV tries to stand out in the manner of a woman with 3 tits walking bare-chested into a room full of recovering wank addicts.

    They are not perfect but they’ve got some useful features here like Watch History and a couple of other things to keep shit fresh so if you give it time they might start to grow on ya like some penis fungus.