CelebsRoulette

CelebsRoulette.com

    You’re gonna join me for my Celebsroulette.com review and I won’t take no for an answer. I am fully prepared to find every piece of info this site is hiding in its holes even if I had to invade this site from its ass. I’m gonna need y’all to be cheerleaders for me. So, be sure to put on something skimpy.

    If you haven’t already guessed, this site is for those who want to have a taste of their favorite celebrity’s sex or nude scene. Since it is a roulette I think someone’s gonna get shot in the head if I am bored on the site.

Russian Roulette With A Celebrity Twist!

    I came to the site’s homepage expecting it to be crammed with enough celebrity sex scene content to make our nuts explode with joy but from the minimalist design I’ve seen so far, I wasn’t so sure about that. Sure there were a lot of thumbnails on their homepage but the rest of the site was filled with empty spaces. While I pondered on that for a moment, I got over it because I hadn’t seen any Ads that usually feel like being slapped hard on the face by a dick.

    On the homepage, you can choose which videos they’ll show you. There were options for; Most Viewed, Top Rated, Longest, Most Commented, and Most Favorited. So, it’s clear that they try to keep you in control of your own experience on the site and I applaud them for that. That was the only commendable thing I had seen so far. So, the site’s creators shouldn’t bring out the champagnes just yet.

    At the bottom of the homepage, there were tags that you only had to click to be taken to a particular section of the site that has a lot of the content you’re looking for. There were tags like; lesbian, tits in movies, hairy pussy, bush, full frontal female nudity, cowgirl, etc. There was also the option to show more tags. The only reason I didn’t give a shit about the tags is because I enjoy the hunt to find content worthy of my dick and I want it the hard way.

    The registration process was like every other one of these kind of sites. Your username would be needed, your password would be written twice and the email that would be used for recovery if you forgot your password is also needed. They ended the process by adding some numbers in a box for you to copy so they’ll be sure that it isn’t a robot that is trying to come and crank his junk on their site. They might have to answer for this when the bots eventually take over.

    So, as I mentioned before, the thumbnails showed sex scenes from both contemporary and old movies. You can finally wank to that movie that you were banned from watching or whatever. But don’t get your hopes up yet. We would still need to know if this site tortures your dick first before you get to watch their videos. You already know those types of sites that need 1 hour just to load the video for your pleasure.

Cocking Your Gun For Shooting A Load!

    Their menu offered too many options and that wasn’t a good thing. Maybe it’s just me but I prefer a shorter menu with helpful pointers and whatever gets me closest to the heart of the smut. Celebsroulette. There were twelve fucking options and even someone playing Russian roulette doesn’t have to use a lot of time to find out if he has won the damn game. They had; Latest, Playlists, Request, Upload, Premium, Albums, Categories, Models, Most Viewed, Community, Channels, and Sites.

    I have to admit, I was a little curious about what their premium videos were. Are there sex scenes from movies that were never released? Did the owners of the site sneak in like little ninjas to steal lots of content from a safe and that is why they are premium? These were all the types of questions running through my mind and confusing my dick as I was getting ready to click that option and see for myself.

    I was disappointed to see after several trials that their premium section was a completely new site entirely. They wanted me to create an account but I wasn’t gonna do that shit twice. I only had strength in my balls for one site registration even though they were trying to seduce me with access to over 250 films and regular new releases. I gave up on the premium site before they could suck me in with no teeth.

    I went back to find a video that caught my attention a while ago. It showed real actresses giving their costars a real blowjob. Whatever they were paying these actresses doesn’t matter, they went over and beyond for the sake of art and my dick salutes them. The video loaded faster and easier than I expected and I didn’t even have to watch any ads before I got to watch the video. It was in HD and was 17 minutes long and that felt like a short time to me for once.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Celebsroulette

    After reaching the end of reviewing Celebsroulette, I can tell you that it was nothing like Russian roulette. The only thing that is gonna get blown here is your load. I enjoyed almost every bit of the site and I’ve kept some videos that I would like to watch after I am done with this. Sure, the site wasn’t perfect and the design wasn’t done by a genius but their content makes up for it. They get a solid recommendation from me.