CelebNsfw

r/CelebNsfw

    Celebs often display a startling willingness/eagerness to go nude and show off all that their mama and the best plastic surgeons in the world blessed them with. And you can be sure that Vaseline sales skyrocket whenever a new batch of celeb nudes are leaked or otherwise willfully released. Hell, sluts like Kim K could never have got famous and made serious money for themselves and their families if they had closed their legs and not shot porn videos to remember. Nor would or right hands had gotten serious workouts if they had been unwilling to strip and sit on cock!

    Wanna be a celeb? Then better have a knockout body and come shoot a porn video with ThePornGuy that’s gonna make you the talk of the town in less time than it takes to impregnate a he-goat!
Anyway, here is my r/Celebnsfw review. Read it and weep if you can recognize Paris Hilton’s tiny titties and bony butt while blindfolded with Ray J’s BBC!

Reddit Celebnsfw Takes Your Fav Celebs Down A Peg Or Two!

    We are all used to seeing celebs as anything but mortal. They are often worshiped and placed on pedestals of such size and volume as to make many a Greek god all resentful and gloomy. Hell, many out there would die for their favorite celebs and I would give my right hand to find out what magic Jenna Ortega’s pert little cunt has been cooking since Wednesday!

    What celeb leak sites and porn sites do is demystify celebs by letting us see them as nude as they were when they got launched out of their mom’s uterus at supersonic speed! Like ain’t no way you can look at a celeb like Beyonce the same way once you see her nudes and find out what Jay Z has been rolling around in and impaling whenever he can get it up. Man like that got some real prime meat at home to snack on and his being a billionaire and able to afford the most expensive escorts on the planet, or get supermodels and actresses to spread their legs for him sure must mean he’s living the dream life. If I had the Jay-Z kind of money, you can bet your sweet potatooie that there would be regular reports in the newspapers about how I was a wicked and evil man for regularly taking the entire main female cast of Desperate Housewives to my private island and giving them something smooth and solid to choke over, thrash over, sit on and pray not to get bowlegged by!

    Now, r/Celebnsfw has the usual blue and boring design of almost all subreddits. Nothing marks this place out and there’s not even a logo or motto. Hell, there’s almost no text in the About Community box and no rules and regs to scoff at. Yes, there do not seem to be any rules here and that got me worried because it means that a subreddit like this gonna be the headquarters of crazies who have tattoos up the kazoo and love catapulting rolling pins up their assholes for kicks!

    Anyway, Reddit Celebnsfw has 1.8 million members and was created on November 28, 2008. 4.7K members were online for this review and that’s higher than the average.

Got A Celeb To Fuck and Rock Till She Squeaks!

    First of all, updates here are not a very hourly thing. By that, I mean that new content is not posted at all hours. You get 3 new posts per hour on average, and a number like that does not exactly get me in the mood to kill the fatted calf and persuade the Mother of Dragons to suck my cock!

    Now, I tend to love top-rated subreddit content and that’s mostly because it lets me gauge the popularity and active state of each subreddit. Plus it gets me locked onto what subreddit members are most interested in.

    The top-rated post of all time here is from 9 months ago and titled Alexandra Daddario- Blu Ray edit & 60 FPS. It had a lot of awards, plus 36.8K upvotes. I could not see the image this contained though, and the i.imgur link that was provided in the post said the image I was requesting either does not exist or is no more available. Still, from comments on the post, it seemed obvious that the posted and now deleted picture is a topless one of some sort.

    Next was a post from 2 years ago titled Sydney Sweeney and this had 33.0K upvotes. In this GIF, a thin blonde girl that I took to be Sydney Sweeney is shown standing and staring, moaning and riding a fella. She had a nice rack and I guess the whole thing was taken from a movie.

    The next top trending post on r/Celebnsfw is also from 2 years ago. The title says Anya Taylor-Joy Image Brightened and 32.0K upvotes has been registered so far. Shown here was a pretty blonde wearing a transparent top and her upstanding, perky and medium-sized tits are all the evidence you need to know that there’s a creator on high who hates what gravity does to big and bold tits!

What ThePornGuy Thinks of r/Celebnsfw

    Ever taken a thunderous crap that can be heard on the other side of the county and then pulled up your pants because you couldn’t be bothered to wipe or clean up? You get plenty of messy and unfinished business whenever a scenario like that happens and that is what r/Celebnsfw feels like- unfinished and messed up. A subreddit like this could move the world or at least most of the committed fappers in it, but it settles for mediocrity and seems happy enough to wallow in its ordinariness.

    Sincerely, I would rather smear pork fat and seasoning around my balls and asshole and walk nude into the cage of the famous snarling lions used for the MGM logo than recommend this subreddit. And that is on Mary had a little lamb that humped my leg so much I decided that Mary’s gullet had to pay for that, courtesy of a less-than-gentle oak tree woody mastication!