CartoonPorn

CartoonPorn.com

    If you’re one of those special wankers that have transcended the realm of porn featuring real porn actors and actresses and you can now only beat your dick violently to cartoon figures then my cartoonporn.com review is what you need to be reading.

    Today, I’ll be checking out if you’re gonna be able to spray so much man-juice to this site’s content or if you’re just gonna have to swallow all that jizz instead of wasting it on here.

Stripping Cartoonporn Naked!

    Cartoonporn features a white-themed background with some traces of pink that doesn’t make it look any different from any other site for smut. I see an Ad that would take me to Stripchat which I don’t give a fuck about being on. As if that is not enough, under the site’s logo they have some options and Live Sex, and when I clicked on it, I was taken to Chaturbate. It seems that the owners of this site would let multiple live cam sites bang them in the ass if it meant that they’ll have more cam sites to advertise.

    Apart from the Live Cam section, they have a section for Adult Chat there. If you’re lonely and you’re in search of a companion they’ll redirect you to yet another Live Cam site named Hotpink. I thought I’d be redirected to a site for chatting with men pretending to be attractive girls but of course, they have more gaping holes to fit in even more live cam sites.

    The option “Meet and Fuck” was the last option for these guys to impress me and when I clicked it I was relieved to not be taken to another live cam site but what showed up was even worse. It was a fake Onlyfans site that looked like if I went further I would either get an STD from the site or there’ll be enough Russian Spyware to take down a whole country full of perverts.

    Like with other sites, this one tries its best to get us to sign up for their service even if they have to jiggle their titties in our faces. They claim that you’ll be able to download videos and gain access to their Ad-free member area. To sign up, you need a valid email, a username, and a password of at least five characters, and then you’ll have to confirm that you are a real human being and not a bot.

Sticking It Deeper In Cartoonporn!

    The first videos that they are showing me on the homepage are in a section named; Most Viewed Videos Today. From the thumbnails, I can already see 3D animations and a whole lot of Hentai for those among you who worship the Japanese smut. There are cartoon porn parodies of well-known movies and cartoons like Resident Evil and other popular stuff. I’ll have to stick my dick deeper into the site to see if their shit is quality.

    The Hentai I ended up choosing showed Hinata, Sakura, and Sarada showing their hot bodies like they are begging for dick so I went to bring my lotion closer to me for this session. Hopefully, the quality of the video won’t be something that looks like it was shot out of the assholes of the guys running the site.

    It turns out that I made a mistake and this video was made for prisoners that don’t have access to better smut. It was made with Kinemaster and it has pictures instead of a video with wet wild action like I wanted.

    While looking for a new video to watch I noticed that there are two real videos here featuring Japanese porn actresses. So this is your warning if you’re the type to start throwing up violently when you see real ass and titties instead of the cartoon version that you originally came here to cum to.

    I finally found another Hentai that was too long for me to bother writing here and it took a while before the video loaded. When it finally did I wasn’t blown away by the animation or the storyline and now I’m starting to think that this site goes out of its way to get the most mediocre cartoon smut that they can find. This is not a good look for them.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Cartoonporn

    While Cartoonporn has an overload of content, they are all mostly crap with a cherry on top. You would feel like you’re about to watch a video that would take you to Cloud 9 but instead, you’ll be dragged down to a hell that is filled with absolutely boring shit. The site itself is not so special when it comes to the design so I can’t really think of anything to praise the site for. Ultimately, I don’t think this site makes the cut so I won’t be recommending it.