Camsoda.com

    I am both in the mood for some soda and I could do with a wank as well. That’s why I will be checking out Camsoda which sounds like it was made with me in mind. It could suck balls so that’s why my Camsoda.com review with be extra thorough.

    You’ll have to join me for this, you don’t have a choice like a hostage. Your balls would thank me for this later anyway, so let’s go!

Fizzy Drinks And Fizzy Faps!

    You’ll be given the option to choose what gender you get to see immediately after you get on their site. You’ll also be given the chance to fuck off from the cam site if you’re not over 18 years old and you’re too good to lie to them. So, I clicked on “Girls” and confirmed that I am over 18 years old before the site spread open its butt cheeks apart and I could enter it from the back without any more bugging questions.

    I went on Reddit to see what the models from this site have to say about it before I review it myself and they all have terrible things to say. One model complained about the presence of scammers and another complained about Low ballers. Damn! That has got to hurt the site’s creators right in their balls because even with all the popularity they have, people are calling their prize cow shitty.

    I got on the homepage and it looked like Barbie land, but if what I read is true, the Barbies here would like nothing better than to strangle this site and stuff it deep into their asses. There are splashes of pink, light blue, and white as their theme colors. There are no macho colors like the color of a BBC that is about to wreck a pussy without giving a fuck.

    The first women that I could see on their thumbnails weren’t exactly beauty queens. Out of the first 10 women that were shown to me, only about 2 look like I would allow them anywhere near my cock. The rest looked like the types that I would have to be blindfolded and taking crack before I am high enough not to notice that they look like my bearded great-aunt Bertha.

Cam Smut On A Budget!

    Public shows are where it all mostly goes down on this site. Since this is a freemium site, most wankers on a budget would rather watch a public show than fork out their money for a private session with the model. The model you’re watching would probably set a Tip goal that would need to be reached before she goes ahead and finger her asshole or something else. So you’ll feel like you’re participating and you’ll also feel like you’ve been rewarded once her finger is in there.

    However, unlike most cam sites, Camsoda has no feature for private shows. So, what you’ll get instead is a model making everyone pay to watch her performance by purchasing a “Golden Ticket” that could go for any price she desires. This reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but this time, your own golden ticket is meant for taking you to see her pussy and milk factory.

    One feature that really lovingly kissed my dick was the one where you can lightly graze a thumbnail and it’ll begin playing a little sexy preview of what the model was up to. This one would excite the Peeping Tom in you and it’ll be great for seeing if the model is worth going to her page for. This gets a clap from me since I haven’t seen it on too many cam sites.

    I found the model that looked worthy of rubbing my meat to. She had one of those innocent faces that surprises you and makes you wonder whether it’s her daddy issues that made her become a cam model while simultaneously beating the living shit out of your dick in wild glee. The video was streaming without any difficulties apart from the occasional moments that the stream looked like it was being videoed with an old vibrator’s camera.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Camsoda

    Camsoda is far from perfect and sometimes it tastes like the worst Soda that you’ve ever had, but it starts to grow on you the more time you give it. I found some features to be basic and some other features to be mind-blowing. So, I would be back later with a rested right arm and a hunger that can only be quenched when a pretty model is baring her body for my pleasure. The site gets a recommendation from me.