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    When you get hungry, all you need to do is to place a call to a nearby restaurant or pizzeria, state what you want to dine on, and have the dish delivered to you in less time than it takes to jam to the latest Jason Derulo hit! Similarly, when you get horny, all that’s needed to extract the cum from your prostate is to call an escort or escort agency and have a lady or ladies sent over who can be relied on to fuck geysers of cum out of you!

    If escorts are your favorite dish, you should be able to find tantalizing samples of them on escort sites like Call Escort org. Here’s my CallEscort.org review just in case you feel like going there for a quick snack or something!

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    I’m yet to see an escort that doesn’t want my dick so hard she could cry if denied it! I am also yet to have one of these sluts pay and congratulate me for a job well done after having her ovaries shifted and her spleen speared and roasted on a George Foreman grill by that fire-spitting monster that calls my drawers home!

    So, Call Escort org has a nice enough website. I mean, the site design won’t turn heads, but it has plenty of colors and is easy on the eyeballs. And yeah, the homepage is on the small side, and going from top to the bottom is speedy as fuck.

    There’s white as the homepage background color, plus login and registration tabs are positioned at the top right. It could be just my idiot browser, but for some reason, I was not able to register or login here, with repeated presses on the Login and Register tabs being as ineffective as trying to satisfy a certified nympho with a one-inch dick!

    Options at the top of the page make it possible to leave escort reviews, post ads of your own, and check out a variety of live sex cam and XXX sites. The most important thing there is the Locations tab. Now, by default, Las Vegas escorts are displayed on the homepage. The Locations tab however lets you quickly and easily search for escorts in other American cities and states. And yes, every state in the US is represented here and their escorts are available for the kind of cunt hollowing that you and I have always been excellent at!

    Content sorting duties are performed by the duo of search bars near the top of the page. These let you sort and dig out escorts America by state, city, and physical attributes.

    There’s another content sorting option in place and this is a pull-down menu found at the right of the page, just above the 16 or so escort profiles on each page. With this, you can sort escorts by how recently their ads were posted, rating, popularity, and age. That’s not bad, though it is bad in the sense that not all escort sites have these kinds of options, thereby forcing fellas to spend ages trawling through escort profiles in search of the perfect escort who can deliver the perfect cumming fuck!

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    I’ve never been to Birmingham, Alabama. But I think a trip might be in order so that I can know for sure if the fat escort pussies I am seeing on the Birmingham page have a sweet tang to them or not!

    Now, escort profile thumbnails have an image, plus a rating, and phone number. The time they were posted is also stated. New tabs open when you click on these profiles and these can quickly clog up your screen.

    There are no names in these escort profiles and that is partly why I will not be quoting any samples. All that can be seen are a series of amateur-type images viewable in slideshow format, plus a small bio, a phone number, and a description of the kind of services the escort offers. Prices are not listed and escorts are for the most part of average quality.

    Below and to the sides of each escort America profile are profiles of other escorts in the same area. It would be criminal to describe escort profiles on the site as detailed, but they do look good. Besides, if you don’t like what any escort posted on her profile, you can console yourself by wanking to her images.

    And oh, there’s a Review section in each profile that might or not be empty depending on how active the escort in question and her holes have been! You however can’t check out any review unless you are a member.

     Yes, I know I previously said that registering on the site is next to impossible because the Login and Registration options atop the homepage do not work. But it turns out that these work very well when clicked on in the Review section. Membership is free in case you are interested and comes with perks like being able to add escort profiles to your favorite list.

What I Think of CallEscort

    Call Escort sticks true to its premise and is a site where you can call up and fuck the intestines out of a large variety of escorts America! Sure, the site has some niggles here and there, but on the whole, is worth going to war for!