Bourdela

Bourdela

    Bourdela has to be a fancy spelling of bordello and we all know the kind of nasty stuff that goes on in those kinds of places! Yeah, bordellos are no place for upstanding gentlemen to be at, not unless there’s a cum load weighing them down that if properly connected to a pressure hose could be used to shoot down the moon and launch an astronaut or two into space!

    Now, Bourdela is a Greek escort site. And yeah, there are Greek escort sites and that country does more than make super-delish Greek yogurt that your ex loves smearing on your dick and eating up!

    Here is my Bourdela.com review. Read it and weep and make a beep when you leak!

Don’t Be Meek On A Greek Tit!

    Bourdela.com is a mix of forum and escort site. Expectedly, like 95% of everything here is in Greek. I looked high and low, but there are no language options on this high-end site and yeah, that means if you are into Greek escorts, you better be aware of how translating software or website works.

    Did I say that Bourdela is high-end? Well, it sure looks the part. The site homepage is classy and stylish, but there are far too many escort and non-escort ads on it, with the latter blinking enough times per second to convince an epileptic to update his will and fulfill his bucket list fantasy of fucking a big booty Instagram model at the mall and live streaming the deed!

    Most of the left and part of the right of the homepage are filled with escort profile thumbnails and ads, with the right hosting forum-related stuff. And no, I am not really a fan of this kind of division of labor or screen real estate.

    Now, Bourdela has a background of solid black, and on the top right of the homepage is a gear icon that lets you switch the default color from black to white. Next to this gear icon is a search bar with basic search functionalities. At the top left is the site logo and it looks a lot like a winking balloon. Above the logo is information to the effect that there were 1,665 fuckers online at the time of this review and that’s a respectable number.

    So, it’s time to talk about the main tabs on this Greek escort site and there are more of them than there are hairs in the cunt hole of your crush of the week! The main tabs here are Forum, Brothel, Studio, Escorts, Massage, Strip, Hotels, Porn, Trans, Sex Shop, and Bou Cams and y’all better sit back while I go through them one at a time and with better devotion than I pay to teen thot snatch with tangy aftertaste!

    The Forums tab does what it says and has a pull-down menu that provides access to new messages, new posts, and search options and the Brothels tab has a small collection of whorehouses you can browse through. A small collection of sex studios is there to be investigated when the right tab is clicked and they all seem to be small operations.

    There are supposedly almost 6K escorts in the Escorts tab and these sluts collectively have over 17K reviews. Escorts and their reviews have been posted on Bourdela over the last 16 years and that means there are escort profiles you might see on this site that should not be active, because the escort they belong to has now found Christ, repented, and is content with letting the Mother Superior at the convent lick her cunt for breakfast and dinner! Plus it bears noting that the escorts on this escorts Greek site all seem to belong to one agency or the other and no, I am not referring to the Central Intelligence Agency!

    Well, the rest of the main tabs work as advertised and you can click them to get acquainted with masseurs and massage centers, strip clubs, hotels, porn videos, trans escorts, a live cam site and shops where you can buy every sexual aid bar a pair of fresh human ovaries. These sex shops come with reviews too, so you know right off the bat which are dependable and which might package and ship beautiful shit to you!

Hang Reviews On Perky Escort Titties!

    See, the most beautiful thing about escorts on this Greek escort site is that nearly all have reviews on their pages. Such reviews serve to assure you of the fact that the escort whose profile information you have been eyeing for the last few minutes actually exists and is not a figment of imagination born from the brain of a scammer who has a Nigerian prince as a cousin!

    Anyway, there are no advanced sorting options for filtering through the thousands of escorts on this site and that has to be its biggest failing. Still, the escorts on Bourdela.com are high class for the most part and more than of sufficient quality to compete with a majority of the best sluts to be had in top-class American escort sites. The details on their profiles are however rather sparse and that ticks me off big time.

    Angel is one of the escorts here and this 19-year-old goddess works for the Athens VIP Girls escort agency. The reviews on this slim thot’s profile page are however less than stellar.

    Alina8 is another goddess-like escort and she works at GlamourEscorts. This 27-year-old blonde is rated around average by her 5 clients, most of whom criticized her lack of English and bedroom skills, plus the fact that she doesn’t resemble the goddess in her profile picture all that well.

    Now, browsing from the first to the last escort page with a single click is impossible on Bourdela.com. Because of that, verifying information related to the total number of escorts and other stuff is impossible. Spam appears absent here, but every page is filled with ads that flicker and distract with a will.

What I Think Of Bourdela

    This isn’t the easiest escort site to use, but it is for sure packed with all sorts of very useful stuff, with that including an active forum and an abundance of sweet sluts and chicks with dicks. So yes, Bourdela is worth bookmarking and there’s every reason to recommend it to your local fap community members who might be planning a trip to Greece, so they can eat the cheese and take a miss out on a date that end with a kiss and a no-holds-barred hotel room romp!