BlackTube

BlackTube.tv

    Here’s my blacktube.tv review. Read and get really familiar with what I am saying even if you have to stick the words up your dick hole. If you’re a fan of black porn then you’ll get a chance to see if you can have another site to add to your secret wank collection.

    Come join me as I begin reviewing. For the super hot females who are reading this and want to be acquainted with my dick, I am gonna need my shoulders rubbed and my nuts licked. So, come have a taste of my review and nuts as well.

Putting My Dick Into The Site For A Taste!

    The homepage of the site was inspired by the type of porn you’ll find on the site. It was brown and filled with so many categories that it looked like those bitches in porn who like to fit 4 dicks in their mouths while trying to look cool. Hopefully, this site knows how to deliver the black content my meat has been craving for. From what I could see in the thumbnails, the site is like Texas, everything sure was bigger there. The titties, asses, and dicks.

    The thumbnails don’t lead you to a video but to a category filled with the type of content that it is named after. So, you’ll find categories like; Black Hairy, Black Couple, Black Cougar, Black Anal, Petite Black, Black Squirt, etc. You can easily tell that the site is run by people who are proud of their ethnicity and they should be because my meat is already interested in the Petite Black category. Nothing hotter than seeing a petite chick take a dick that is bigger than she can handle.

    At the bottom of the homepage is where you’re gonna find a list of black pornstars. For some reason, they added Mia Khalifa the well-known porn actress from Lebanon. I believe it’s because of the amount of BBCs she has been fucked with in every hole. That kinda makes her an honorary black woman right? The rest of the names there were mostly unfamiliar to me. I did see Shane Diesel who I know thanks to watching lots of his “Blacked” videos. So, you can use this section to find new pornstars to beat your meat to.

    Their menu looked like the regular type I would expect to find on a porn site. They had these options; Home, Popular, New, Pornstars, Tags, Channels, Live Cams, and Dating. If you choose their option for dating then you’ll be taken to another website that looks like it was created by the shadiest motherfucker that ever set foot on the planet. You would do well to abandon any wet dreams of finding true love while browsing a porn site.

Hot Ebony Chicks Getting Ivory Jizz!

    I felt like checking out a random category on the homepage so I went for the one named ‘Black Handjob’. I clicked on it and I was taken to a new page showing me tons of videos that matched the description. I was a little confused to see a porn video of two white actors fucking like animals and I think the person in charge of sorting and putting every video in its right place was high on crack when he added that one. Their videos looked HD though. So, I’ll be checking it out.

    I found a video showing a woman lying on her pillow jerking a dude off. I went for it and was taken to a whole new site. So, this site may be one of those types that don’t host any of the videos themselves. It was a little bit annoying to see Ads on the site they took me to. It was even more annoying getting the video to play. Apparently, you’re gonna have to be as patient as a monk with no dick and balls if you want to watch a video.

    I was curious to see if every video is hosted on other sites but I was done with the Handjob section. I went straight for the petite black girl’s section because y’all already know that I had my eyes and dick on it. I got there and the first girl I saw in the category looked so petite that she almost looked related to a pocket pussy. The first video I tried to watch took me all the way to another site just to tell me the video file was nowhere to be found.

    I had a lot of high hopes for this site and they all came crashing down with the weight of a truck full of BBW Pornstars. It’s almost like playing Russian roulette when you want to watch one of their videos. It’ll be easier to fuck a wild horse than get any video to play. I have so many pieces of advice to give them but they’re gonna need to make my bank account happy and find me a petite black girl to suck me off every day before I’ll give them the valuable tips.

What The Porn Guy Thinks Of Blacktube

    Blacktube wasn’t at all a fun experience for me. I thought I was gonna be swimming in so much sexy ebony content but the site is too full of shit. Their videos are never guaranteed to play and you’ll be left wondering why you’re going through all that stress. Y’all can check it out for yourselves but you might be so disappointed that you would cut your dick off to spare you from that kind of torture. I do not recommend the site!