~ Pros ~
A clean blog
Different categories available
~ Cons ~
Imagine yourself in a Utopia filled with big tittied black chicks and big ass Latinas or whatever your dream cum drinker is—and getting one of them to read you erotic stories all day long without stop. A utopia full of bitches, a bitchtopia. And lucky for you, one does exist.
A Utopia with some chick called Jess, she got some good and nice slim thick body with portable tits that are enough to send your sex drive into an overdrive—fast and furious kind of shit. But anyways, here is my bitchtopia review.
50 shades of Imaginary hoes
Best way to get my attention? Tell me erotic stories—it’s lovely honestly, just let my brain do the fucking and adding characters like it’s Dragon Ball. I must admit, Jess did something on bitchtopia.com, and just like me, she started the blog because she loves real erotica stories and she spends her time exploring her sexual fantasies. But we are not here to talk about Jess but to review her work, bitchtopia.
You know how it feels when you visit a nice blog and it feels nice and clean with whitespaces and fonts well-used yea? That was how I felt when I visited bitchtopia for the first time. Kudos to Jess on this one, giving us something as soothing as this, gotta have a calm feel to it and the only thing allowed to create a ruckus should be the rumbling testosterone trying to get some hard flesh through the roof.
The front page is as pleasing as it can get, you start off by seeing a brief introduction to who Jess is—I don’t even know if that is a real name or an alibi. Scrolling down the homepage brings you to different categories of sex stories present on bitchtopia. Further than that are different popular erotic posts on bitchtopia, and these are actually true sex stories, or so she claims.
The navigations are as good as the neighbor’s daughter waking you up at 3 am in midnight with her tongue wrapped all over your cock. You dont even have to do much, click on either the true sex stories options, or sex toy collection options, or you can use the “ask me anything option” to ask Jess some erotic questions. Interested in a particular category? Use the category section.
Some of the categories Jess publishes sex stories about on bitchtopia include anal, Asian, breeding, cuckold, first time, fisting, foot fetish, masturbation, and lots more.
The Grand Utopia of Tits and Good fuck sessions
Sex stories used to be the best lullaby before the fire nation invaded. But how do the stories on bitchtopia fair up against some of the world’s best erotic storytellers? Let’s dive into the contents and read one or two to digest the erotic vibes from these.
I must admit, the contents on bitch topia are super super amazing, don’t get me wrong—I am not trying to be a salesman bringing the superb floor cleaner to your doorstep but you gotta believe me on this one, even better than your weed plug. The titles of the contents are alluring to the soul of the dragons, nothing too complex— ”Indian girl trying anal sex for the first time” —basic.
The way the contents are broken down into subheadings is progressive. Jess starts her stories with a backstory on the character—which can either be her or one of her friends—but who cares, at least it is real. And then she goes into different scenarios, employing nice and erotic subheaders that get your attention going till the end, then she ends the story with how the shit went down and how the character loved it.
The way she uses her pictures, and some subtle censorship that keeps your mind and eyes focused on the story is genius as well. And what gets the stories buzzing is the comment section, bloody hell—I see some of our brothers and sisters are already on the platform enjoying the taste of a good sex story being fed to them. And like I said, some of the titty sucking and cunt fucking stories are from her friends and according to her, she doesn’t take stories from outsiders unless she can verify it is real and not yanked off some J.K Rimming book.
Lastly, she keeps her stories and contents up to date, and as of writing, her blog doesn’t have ads. You can do your search and I promise you won't see a single banner showing the fat ugly chick that lives 2km away trying to ride the shit out of you. But ofcourse there are affiliate links and you can even get her books but that is not my business.
Bitch topia is one hell of a sex stories haven and the fact that it is written by a chick can just flip your switch up a whole different level.
What do I think about Bitchtopia?
This bitch can write—I said this in my deepest Detroit accent as I flip through the pages and find myself immersed in the amazing stories she tells easily. And the best part of it is how she comes in with different people to tell their stories as well. Narrowing the gap between what’s real and what isn’t on bitchtopia, leaving it to your imaginations to play the sherlock holmes on that cunt.
I think bitchtopia and the owner, Jess deserves some accolades. She has done a good job on the site and for real, I wouldn’t mind spending an hour or two on bitchtopia reading and wanking to the fantasy when the missus is away. What you do is on you, but remember to have fun. The end of the bitch topia review, see you later.