~ Pros ~
Jacked with XXX categories and tags
~ Cons ~
❌ Lousy site design and user options
❌ Bleh site features
❌ No advanced search
whenever you command it to. Keep doing that and you will soon be in more XXX photo and video shoots than your bank account can handle!
And in case y’all are wondering why I am waxing lyrical over big dicks, that’s just because there’s a porn site called Bigporn that’s up for review. Here’s my Bigporn.com review. Read it and go play kissy games with BBCs!
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Is there an amateur site design contest I have never heard of and is the prize the hand of the few vestal virgins left on the planet? If there’s a contest, no one needs to tell me that Bigporn.com is gunning for the top spot and will brook no opposition! But then I have seen plenty of amateur XXX sites that look peachier than a million dollars in cash. With that in mind, I am giving the site admins at Bigporn an ultimatum to improve their site design and content arrangement or they might wake up one day to find a big dick in them where they assuredly do not want it to be!
The site design here uses a deep black as the background color. There’s no flash or pizzazz, with the site logo at the top left being the only properly colorful thing in view. The top of the page is home to a basic search bar, plus a quartet of tabs- Straight, Pornstars, Gays, and Shemales. Beneath these tabs are other tabs that allow content sorting by day, week, and month. Plus I better mention that this site is not secured and accessing it on certain devices can be dangerous.
Chicks like Abella Danger, Alexis Texas, Rose Monroe, Mylie Moore, Kendra Lust, and Madison Ivy await in the Pornstars tab. These sluts are not arranged alphabetically though and that’s infuriating. They are instead arranged by default according to popularity and you can check out the most popular today, this week, and this month. The Gay tab as expected has gay-related content, with Shemale stuff being available when you click the Shemale tab.
Now, the left of the site homepage has an extensive list of XXX sites, pornstars, and tags and they are unsightly. Creating tabs to house what’s there would have been the sensible thing to do. But these days, it is like too many porn site admins have either taken leave of their senses or are drinking horse semen in quantities that make them behave like brain-damaged foals!
So, Bigporn.com has a lot of stuff on its homepage, including the aforementioned vertical list on the left. It takes some time to get from the top to the bottom of the page and most of the page real estate is filled with category thumbnails. There’s Curvy, Skirt, Indian, Mum, Public, Ebony, Dress, Kitchen, Chinese, Yoga, Behind the Scenes, and even Iranian. In total, there are 180 category thumbnails on the homepage and once you scroll past the homepage category section, you get to an extensive collection of tags. These tags are carefully and alphabetically arranged and each has a number that indicates how many videos it applies to.
In case y’all still haven’t gotten the memo, I am not a fan of homepages like this. It wastes too much space, looks unsightly, and indicates a level of amateurishness that’s a bit concerning. I would give Bigporn.com 3/10 when it comes to site design and arrangement and frankly, the only thing on the screen that I like is the site logo.
The Bigger It Is The More Cunt-Crushing On The Menu!
Are you on the planet to further the cause of cunt crushing? Good for ya so long as you got a horse dick you intend putting your plans into practice with. And don’t even bother describing yourself as a cunt crusher if your pecker is less than 8 inches long and not wide enough to choke a gurgling gargoyle!
In the mood to fap at Bigporn.com? Well, there are many ways to make that happen. You can just browse and click on any of the category thumbnails, check out and tap the tags at the bottom of the homepage, or use the search bar to look up the kind of pussy you wanna peer into while holding the most important boner in the universe!
Worth noting though is that Bigporn is a porn aggregator website rather than a porn site. That means all the porn you see on its pages is actually hosted on other sites, with Bigporn just focusing on bringing porn to your face and leaving other sites the task of providing access to the smut you are interested in. Bigporn acts like a middleman here and it can be either time-saving or wasteful depending on how you use it.
Anyway, here are some sample titles from the Curvy section: Big Tits Chubby Chick Loves Riding Big Cock, Creampie For Slutty Neighbors Pussy, Four-Way With Ex and His New GF, Curvy Latina With Big Boobs Get Anal She’s Been Craving For and My GF’s Roommate is THICC ASF. The latter video is hosted on Tubedupe and has a runtime of 6 minutes. It opened with a guy on all fours doing some cleaning, with a BBW chick seducing him with her large boobies. He buried his face in them, fucked them with his cock, and then drilled that juicy slut in the missionary and cowgirl style. I don’t know who this thicc chick was, but for sure she looks all soft and sweet and she better make her way to my side right quick if she knows what’s good for her!
What I Think Of Bigporn
Every fucking thing about this site, save for the range of tags and categories is average and only the site logo puts a smile on my face. If you are looking for a porn aggregator site, I would say that Bigporn is adequate enough, but very unlikely to stun. Ain’t gonna recommend it, but it’s worth a look.