Bezpasaka

Bezpasaka

    Man’s gotta fuck before he gotta eat and with girls being miserly with their cunts this January, your best bet when you get horny is to see which escort in your neck of woods wants a bucket of snot fucked out of her privates! Never been with an escort before? Well, they are the best girlfriends any man could wish for. Like they never nag, always take the trouble to look their best and love to gaze at you like the fate of the world and the hardness of your dick are linked in some way! That’s heady stuff!

    Well, time to go see if a Czech escort site that some fella told me about is as good as it is. So, here is my Bezpasaka.cz review. Read it and weep straight into the most puckered Czech asshole you can reach!

A VIP Kind Of Fuck!

    First off, Bezpasaka,cz is not your average escort site. This one has some VIP escorts and there’s no reason I wouldn’t believe you if you showed me certificates of origin stating that these ladies came straight from Mount Olympus and are actual goddesses!

    Expectedly, this site has a lush, colorful and classy design and looks edible enough to be served up for dessert at the next block party. The first one-fourth of the homepage hosts a search bar for ferreting out escorts by location, with the background image showing a babe dressed in lingerie lying on what is either a couch or bed. Her face wasn’t visible, but it didn’t need to be when a magnificent bubble butt like hers is on display!

    The top right hosts some main tabs and at the farthest corner is an EN option that switches the default site language from Czech to English. Hurray! With the EN option activated, we English-speaking fuckers can enjoy this site better and fuck its girls better too, righto!

    So, the aforementioned main tabs consist of Rate Girls, Add Advertisement, Login, Ladies, Brothels, Blog, Sex Doll, Eshop, and the CZ/EN language option. You can scroll further down to peruse escort profile thumbnails, but there are only two rows of them on the homepage. The rest of the Bezpasaka homepage is filled with blogs, plus Contact US, FAQ, Porn Gallery links, and the like.

    I was expecting the Porn Gallery option to take me to a live cam show. But what it does is make you choose options that point to the kind of girl you want to bone and then show you the escorts on Bezpasaka that match your criteria.

    Okay, on to the next section where I’m gonna perform a deeper dive into the site features and the sluts on offer.

Wet Dreams And Sweet Cunt Flesh!

    The Rate Girls option does what it says. But you gotta have to sign up or sign in to actually rate any bitch or club. The Add Advertisement option lets you advertise on this Czech escort site if you are an escort, a company, or a nightclub owner. As for the Login option, it does what it says and it didn’t take me up to 2 seconds to get a membership card here. All I had to do was tap the register via Gmail option.

    Now, the Ladies tab has a pull-down menu. Hovering your cursor over this tab triggers the menu and you can then take your pick of new girls, blondes, MILFs, and the like. Or you can simply click the Show All button and this will load 18 pages of escort profiles that can be sorted by rating, recentness, services offered, age, breast size, figure, hair color, city, nationality, favorite sex act, experience in the sector and much more. That’s a comprehensive work of art if I do say so!

    The Brothels tab has a couple of pages packed with whorehouse ads, while both the Sex Doll and Eshop tabs take you off-site to a sex doll and an e-shop site. As for the Blog tab, it performs as expected. Actually, it kind of seems like blogs are the pride and joy of the site admin and he never refuses an opportunity to boast about that stuff on the Bezpasaka.cz homepage.

    The blogs on the Blog page are divided into different sections like Health, Sex, Interviews, Tips/Tricks, Prostitution, News, and Erotic Stories. And for all the noise being made, only 15 blogs have been written, which is not exactly a number to crow about. Plus the latest blog was uploaded on September 7 last year. Blog titles include Sex In The Snow, Exclusive Interview About A Real BDSM Relationship, Rough Sex In The Car, and One Gone Anal and Pedophilic Incest.

    Okay. time to talk about them damn girls. Look, I know I said that Bezpasaka deals in VIP escorts of world-class quality. That’s true as fuck. But the vast majority of the chicks here do not have the VIP tag and their quality ranges from good to middling.

    If you are into VIP cunts, there’s a chick named Petra who has one for sale! She’s of the blonde, curvy and beautiful type, with long legs and a tiny booty. Petra has 8 5-star reviews on her profile and offers golden showers, 69, BJ, handjobs, threesomes, prostate massages, and more. She’s multilingual too.

    Tina on the other hand is a 31-year-old MILF with a plump body and a booty that’s made for eating with serving spoons! She loves sex and is open to everything. Yeah, that means there’s a good chance she will go along if you wanna fuck her in the butt with the exhaust of a motorbike!

    Escort profiles are okay enough, but the images within are not as glossy and high-res as I dreamed of. And y’all better note that the VIP sluts are the only ones with verified images. That said, I didn’t come across any escort profile that looked fake.

What I Think Of Bezpasaka

    This escorts Czech site on the whole performed as expected. It did not blow me out of the water high enough for pressurized air to find its way into my asshole, but it also did not disappoint enough for me to cry myself to sleep all week!

    Bezpasaka has more features than most and is prettier than most. Stuff like that makes it highly worth bookmarking.