Beszamolok

Beszamolok

    Priests may practice celibacy but I'm sure you are not a priest and you don't want to be celibate. That means the reason you haven't had sex is because you can't find yourself a pussy. I understand how embarrassing that feels. At this rate, you might just as well be a priest. But you don't want that, that's why you are here trying to find a good enough escort site in Hungary, you hungry-for-pussy hung stud in Hungary.

    While I am certain that you are definitely not a virgin you fucker and this only means you have popped a number of cherries or maybe even smashed the juices out of ‘em cherries, you just have to keep popping cherries when your biology says so. And since near celibates so desperately need to pop cherries, it’s for the good of our planet that I review a cherry popping spot today.
Talking of girls, Hungary has it all. From thick to slim, tall and not too tall. You can find whatever matches your taste.

    Beszamolok.com is one site where naughty girls are waiting for perverts like you to come shag them to shreds. But is this site worth your time? My Beszamolok review will unveil to you all this site is about. Get your dick ready, you just might be putting it to action real soon, near celibate fella.

A Big Mess Made Of Pussy

    The first page you will see after consenting that you are 18 is a page that presents to you the list of categories present on the site. It also doubles as a page to educate you on what you can get from Beszamolok.com. The website describes itself as a sex partner finder/ erotic massage search engine. To make your search easier, 8 buttons arranged in two groups are available. The first group in yellow is for those in search of sex partners while the next group in purple is for those looking for erotic massages.

    I don't know about you but I came looking for pussy and the little note below says I can find that in the sex partner group. Now it's up to me to decide using one of three buttons if I want a Budapest girl or a country girl. I could also click on the first button to see all that is available to me and that's what I did.

    The button then directed me to the actual Beszamolok.com homepage. The homepage itself is littered with so many widgets and escort thumbnails that it looks a mess. For a website whose first page was so arranged, the actual homepage is confusing. Navigating this website will be very difficult. Thankfully there is a search box at the top right with good filtering features to help you locate your taste of woman. If you are looking for transvestites, you can equally select that option.

    A menu bar at the left corner of the taskbar will also help you navigate the site better. Attempting to scroll the homepage of this site in search of an escort will give you a headache. Another fact that bears mentioning is that there are no language options, and so you’ll need a translator if your boners can’t comprehend the Hungarian pussy stories on the site.

Previous Clients Recommend The Best Sluts

    Beszamolok displays escort profiles in a slightly different manner from other escort sites. The reviews from previous clients are given priority on the profiles of their escorts. In all my time using escort sites, I have never seen a site where their users love to give feedback as much as these. I mean, Hungary must be full of mouths that are talk-hungry. You can see it from all the long ass detailed comments they make. I don't think anybody will read these comments. But they sure do love to write. I just hope they fuck as good as they type.

    Verified escorts are specified differently from semi-verified and unverified profiles. To see a detailed account of who an escort is, click on the data sheet button on her profile. I like detailed profiles and this escort site sure has that going for it, but the arrangement of profiles on Beszamolok is disappointingly very scattered. This has to be one of the most confusing websites I have visited. I couldn't even tell where to look from the tons of texts, sections, and sub-sections on the page. The whole page is so crowded with letters, pictures, and buttons and this makes it really difficult to understand anything. Even fucking ain’t this hard.

Can't Even Find The Rates

    To access some of the features of this site, you need to subscribe to a premium account. Features like escort rates are only shown to premium users and even then, not all escorts display their rates. To use this site, you will need a whole lot of patience in your pants. User-friendliness isn't one of the principles the fuckheads who built this site had in my mind.

    Well, escorts in Hungary charge between 100 USD to 150 USD per hour. That's an affordable rate if you ask me.

What I Think

    The girls on Beszamolok are beautiful and the reviews from other dicks will guide you when choosing your escort, but the arrangement of this site is an eye sore. They can do much better. Navigating this site requires serious attention. Struggling with your boner and struggling with this messy sight? I'd rather abandon the site in search of other options. Or so I thought until I viewed it on my mobile phone. Beszamolok.com looks much better on a mobile device but it isn't the most user friendly.